Текст и перевод песни Skandaali - Onnelliset ihmiset

Onnelliset ihmiset

Onnellisil ihmisil on onnelliset olot
Niil on oikeelliset arvot sek hopeevihree Volvo
Ne kokee niitten olemisen sokeriseks loistoks
Istuttaa puita pihamaalle omenien toivos
Onnelliset miehet ei ky bordellien hoidos
Ne teki IT-kaupoil tosi korkeet bisnesvoitot
Ja vahtikoira karkottaa jo ovelt sit ne roistot
Ettei taidekokoelmat lhe roskajengin poistoon
Onnellisil vanhemmil on onnellinen parisuhde
Vastaukset lastensa ongelmille valistukses
Nuoret tajuu et ne sstyy molempien valitukselt
Kuhan oppii peitt niitten todellisen ahdistuksen
Onnellisil naisil ei oo edes vaihdevuosii
Miehil erektio-ongelmaa tai verenpainehuolii
Ne tekee kaiken huolimatta mit muut niist kelaa
Ne osaa teh duunii ekaks, sit vast huvitella
[Chorus]
M en haluu muut ku lyt onnen vaa
Mis on vika mhn synnyin onnelaan
Enk tied yhtn mist onnen saan
Tuntuu etten ois olemas ollenkaan
Ne jaksaa siivota, kaikki on toistaan hienompaa
Lapset soittaa pianoo ja loistaa yleistiedollaan
18-vuotissynttreil ne vet mietoja
Ja itienpivn ker lhimetsst kieloja
Mielijohteest ne ei mee mukaan vaa kalkuloi
Ja illal yksin kukaan niist ei runkkaa vaan masturboi
Kun ne muuttaa kotoo niitten vanhemmil on asuntoi
Jois asuu voi jos omil rahoil pystyy maksaa laskut pois
Ne pit rapujuhlii niitten luksusasumuksis
Niis on onnellisii vierait jotka tuskin sammuu puskii
Ne puhuu kaikest kuten tyttmyyden kasvust tunnin
Sit lhtee et ne kerkee levnnein aamul duuniin
N ihmiset itkee vaan lopputeksteis
Niin vhn ettei naama oo sotkus meikeist
Ne on virkein ja lukeneina lopputenteis
Kai niitten koko onnellisuus johtuu geeneist
[Chorus]x2
""M en haluu muut ku lyt onnen vaa...
Enk tied yht mist onnen saan...""x2

Happy People

Happy people have happy existences
They have the right values and a silver-green Volvo
They experience their existence as a sweet luxury
Planting trees in the yard in the hope of apples
Happy men don't seek relief in brothels
They made really high business profits from their IT deals
And the guard dog scares off all the villains from the door
So that the art collections are not removed by the trash gang
Happy parents have a happy marriage
Answers to their children's problems in enlightenment
The young ones realise that they were both born from their parents' worries
As long as they learn how to hide their real distress
Happy women don't even have menopause
Men don't have erectile dysfunction or blood pressure worries
They do everything regardless of what others think of them
They know how to do their jobs first, and then have fun
[Chorus]
All I want is your happiness
Where is the fault that I was born into happiness
I just don't know where I find happiness
I feel like I don't exist at all
They clean all the time, everything is nicer than the next
The kids play the piano and shine with their general knowledge
At their 18th birthday party they serve mild drinks
And in the summer they collect lilies of the valley from the nearby forest
They don't get carried away by impulses, but calculate
And in the evening alone none of them jerks off but masturbates
When they move out of home their parents have apartments
In which they can live if they can pay the bills with their own money
They have crab parties in their luxury apartments
In which there are happy guests who hardly pass out in the bushes
They talk about everything, like the growth of girlhood for an hour
Then they leave so that they can get to work in the morning
These people only cry in the credits
As little as possible so that their face isn't a mess of make-up
They are fresh and well-read in the final credits
Perhaps their whole happiness is due to their genes
[Chorus]x2
""All I want is your happiness...
I just don't know where I find happiness...""x2