Текст и перевод песни Skandaali - Superskandaali

Superskandaali

"Hei! ootteks te kuullu siit Superskandaalista?"
"Joo! No tietysti! M oon menossa huomen skandalismiin kuuluviin
Okkulistisiin hedelmllisyysjuhliin! Se on tosi makeet! Ja se on tosi tosi
Hyvnnknen!"
"Nii, ja nii viisas!"
Se on Markiisi Skandaali galaksin mahtavin antisankari,/
Maailman hankalin vandaali, isohousuangstihamppari,/
Hengaan stadis alasti, et muistat naamani varmasti,/
Mut sai maailmaa vastaa vaa musa, jota rakastin,/
M pelkn tl selvn! Pakko poistuu vetmn *SNIIIFFF*,/
Sit ehkp on mentv katolle sateenvarjol lentmn,/
Estk, mul on herkk p, eik se edesauta mun elm,/
Jos palokunta joutuu mun ruumiinosii kadult kerm,/
Kaikkii ei voi miellytt, m suututan kaikkii,/
Turrutan aistit, sit hullussa maistis,/
Saan dunkunun taas faitis, veres uus puhas valmis,/
Itken surusta; "vai nii, must ei tullukaa raitis...",/
M makaan maas selll, silti rakastan elm,/
Kun mut hakataa kesll, se on tapa vaa levht,/
Ja jos ei hiphop-musiikki tai arvatkaa elt,/
Hankin duunin,*BLAHH* turha pelt, arvat saa eltt!/
Huukki:
Naiset digailee kun knnis vihjailee,
*SUPERSKANDAALI*Kersat ihailee kun aina sikailee,
*SUPERSKANDAALI*Suomen kansallisantisankari on
*SUPERSKANDAALI*ijt laulaa. mmt laulaa, lapset laulaa----
Kun sain ekaa kertaa vrt pahvit ja lhin saalistaa,/
Imin tuopeist karismaa; halusin rasiaa,/
Mua alko ahdistaan, kunnes jtin aivot narikkaa,/
Hukkasin narikkalapun, lensin baarista..."Nyt harmittaa...",/
Seuraavana aamuna ei ollu en paluuta,/
Ei yhtn massii taskussa ja kadul nytti karulta,/
Aloin katua,"APUAAA!" M oon hukas keskel satua,/
Supermiehen, jota muu ku krapula ei satuta,/
M vedn ongelmanuorille ilmast vihanhallintakurssii,/
Neuvon vaihtaa valtion virat maalii ja tussii,/
Nuorisotyn lomas teen mys muuta vapaaehtostyt;/
Seksuaaliterapiaa, ku makaan eukkos yll,/
Sit moni lski poika, onki kki hoikka,/
Kytt durgi ja kuulostaa Andy McCoylta,/
Housut on bgit, luureis o rppi soimas,/
Ja jotai arvokasta hvii ain ku vanhemmat on poissa,/
Huukki
M ylitn kadun punasil ku huomaan et rekka tulee,/
Sekotan aidon elmn aikuisviihdeleffaan ja unee,/
En pysty tuntee muut ku moodswingei sekunnin vlei,/
Ja siks pusken savuu korvista ku veturi cateis,/
Kiit mustaa musaa, ku sun muroihi kustaa,/
Pienen toivoin ettei riimei putoilis suusta, mut rukoilin turhaa,/
Aina joku moitti mua, ku soitin suuta,/
Nyt ilma mikkii oisin ulkona ulvoisin kuuta,/
Kaikki alko sillon ku sain ekan pyhn tehtvn,/
Oli mentv ja jrjesteltv valot lentokentll,/
Aloin kertoo elmst, mik on oikei ja vri,/
"Ei mit vlii lapset, ei se kuitenkaa oo hvii",/
T lnkisri, hndikppi, rppithti rkii,/
Trkill nii, et paras kutsuu ambulanssi kkii htii,/
Eli sheivatkaa mestat, meikatkaa penskat, kerskailkaa kersal,/
Jonka saitte keisarileikkaukses seiskal,/
Huukki
"Hyv, hyv! Kaikki mukaan! ooooh..."
"Just noin, just noin!"
"Kdet ilmaan! WHOO!"

Superscandal

"Hey! Have you heard of this Superscandal?"
"Yeah! Of course! I'm going tomorrow to the Scandalism
Occultist fertility festival! It's really cool! And it's really really
Good!"
"Yeah, and so wise!"
He's Marquis Scandal the most powerful anti-hero in the galaxy,/
The world's toughest vandal, the great hustle hamppari,/
I walk around the city naked, so you'll remember my face for sure,/
But I only had to answer to the world for the music I loved,/
I'm just kidding! Gotta go take a drag *SNIIIFFF*,/
Then maybe it's time to go to the roof to fly with an umbrella,/
You see, I have a delicate soul, it doesn't help my life,/
If the fire department has to collect my body parts from the street,/
Can't please everyone, I'll piss everyone off,/
Dulling the senses, then in a crazy frenzy,/
I get the donut again, the blood is pure and ready,/
I cry from sadness; "oh well, I guess you won't become tough...",/
I lie on the ground on my back, I still love life,/
When I get beaten in the middle, it's just a way to rest,/
And if it's not hip-hop music or guess what,/
I'll get a job, *BLAHH* no need to be afraid, guesses can live!/
Chorus:
Women giggling when drunk hinting,
*SUPERSCANDAL*Kids long for when always messing around,
*SUPERSCANDAL*Finland's national anti-hero is
*SUPERSCANDAL*I'm singing. Mom's singing, kids are singing----
When I got my driver's license for the first time and went hunting,/
I sucked charisma from the mugs; I wanted a box,/
I started to feel anxious until I left my brain in the closet,/
Lost the closet note, flew out of the bar..."Now I regret it...",/
The next morning there was no turning back,/
Not a single penny in my pocket and the street looked bleak,/
I started to regret, "HELP!!!" I'm lost in the middle of a fairytale,/
Superman, who is not affected by anything but a hangover,/
I'm giving troubled youth an anger management course on Fridays,/
I advise changing the state officials to paint and be quiet,/
During the Youth Foundation's holiday, I also do other volunteer work;/
Sexual therapy, when I'm lying on top of a woman,/
Then many fat boys, are suddenly all skinny,/
Use drugs and sound like Andy McCoy,/
Pants are baggy, a rap song is playing on the phone,/
And something valuable always disappears when the parents are away,/
Chorus
I cross the street at a red light when I see a truck coming,/
I mix real life with adult entertainment movies and dreams,/
I can't feel anything but mood swings every second,/
And that's why I blow smoke out of my ears like a steam locomotive,/
Thank black music, because it pees in your graves,/
I had a small hope that the rhymes wouldn't fall out of my mouth, but I prayed in vain,/
Someone always blamed me when I played my mouth,/
Now without a mic I'd be outside howling at the moon,/
It all started when I got my first holy mission,/
I had to go and fix the lights at the airport,/
I started telling about life, what's right and wrong,/
"It doesn't matter children, it's not good anyway",/
This melancholy, depressed, rap star is talking,/
It's so bad that it's best to call an ambulance for everyone,/
So shave your mustaches, put makeup on the kids, brag to the kids,/
Which you got by caesarean section on the seventh,/
Chorus
"Good, good! Everyone join in! ooooh..."
"Just like that, just like that!"
"Hands up! WHOO!"