Текст и перевод песни Skandaali - Turha levy

Turha levy

En haluu pokkuroida mitn pystii Emma-gaalassa.
En haluu poistuu levy-yhtist spermaa naamassa,
Siks joka kerta platalla on sydnverta tavalla,
Ett joka biisist josta sanot hyv kelaat mahtavaa.
Mut kait ois siistii olla kansakunnan kuumin,
Olla valtakunnan julkkis, tehd paskaa musaa duuniks.
Vaik sit joutuis konttaa aina lafkan muna huulil,
Ja plr niitten kanssa koko kamasutra puhki.
Tyhm kelaa et jos myyn tn LP: n sit on hyv mc
Tai jos et myy samaa ptee voit myyd pttees,
Tai voisit hypp p eel katolta tyhjn plle,
Toisin susta ei tulis legendaa joten sulla ei oo syyt lhtee.
Mut muistan naiset ja raha ja sokaisevat platat,
Jotka saat jos tokaiset vaan sanat min haluan.
Ja sulla on varaa joka aamu krapulaan
Ja jlkeenjneet muijat haluu baarist luokseks asumaan.
Kertsi:
Sitk s tahot itelt, sitk s tahot pit.
Vaikka se on ihan turhan kevyt kultalevyks.
Senk takii alotit tn, pidtk s arvos sit.
Vaikka se on ihan turhan kevyt kultalevyks.
Sitk s tahot itelt, sitk s tahot pit.
Vaikka se on ihan turhan kevyt kultalevyks.
Senk takii alotit tn, pidtk s arvos sit.
Se on ihan turhan kevyt kultalevyks.
Kaikki markkinointi puheet ne on marinointii sulle,
Makee tunne kunnes tajusit sut pariloitiin tules.
Ja mit palkintoihin tulee, s saat parin tonnin kuteet,
Jos ne pystyy hankkii sponssin sulle.
Saat mys levyn ja mainetta sua painetaan kans lehtiin,
Saat royalteja kuhan sua vaan laitetaan taas ensin,
Sori tst se on osa lafkan politiikkaa
Ja sstmll pystyt ostaa halvan kodin Nivalast.
Pelaan omilla snnill ja teen mit m haluun,
Eli jos et digaa siit saat olla pitmt matskuus.
Mulla on isnnn otteet sek isnnn vastuu,
Jos m rikon jotain tapaamises, listk laskuun.
Viel pset kutsulla bileisiin tutustumaan viileisiin ihmisiin
Ja bisnesmies piireihin. Hirveimpiin hintteihin ja ilkeisiin misseihin,
Jotka tarvii rasvaimuu ja 5desii tisseihin.
Kertsi:
Sitk s tahot itelt, sitk s tahot pit.
Vaikka se on ihan turhan kevyt kultalevyks.
Senk takii alotit tn, pidtk s arvos sit.
Vaikka se on ihan turhan kevyt kultalevyks.
Sitk s tahot itelt, sitk s tahot pit.
Vaikka se on ihan turhan kevyt kultalevyks.
Senk takii alotit tn, pidtk s arvos sit.
Se on ihan turhan kevyt kultalevyks.
Koitan keskitty musaan enk paskaa siin ympril.
En tutustua psseihin ja saada niist ystvii.
Jos platan pistn ulos haluun saada siit hynni,
M tarviin lis lyijyy ett voin lataa sit kynni.
Me uskotaan sun musiikkiin ja tarjoudutaan tueksi
Ja meill on resursseja joista voit yksin vain uneksii.
Nyt kun tuli puheeksi niin nimi tohon musteel pliis.
Kaikki on jo kunnos sun on ihan turha lukee niit.
Yhes staran jlkeen idit haluu sainaa niitten lapsii
Ne puhuu isost unelmast vaik haistaa ite massii.
Se on sairast miten kaikki on nykyn pilal,
Ku ei jengi tajuu millon pits pysy himas.
Me pidetn sust huoli ja pidetn sun puolii,
Ja joskus tulevaisuudessa itketn ku kuolit.
Me pidetn mys kiinni joka biisist joka platalla,
Jos lopetat et saa teh 3 vuoteen mit rakastat.
Kertsi:
Sitk s tahot itelt, sitk s tahot pit.
Vaikka se on ihan turhan kevyt kultalevyks.
Senk takii alotit tn, pidtk s arvos sit.
Vaikka se on ihan turhan kevyt kultalevyks.
Sitk s tahot itelt, sitk s tahot pit.
Vaikka se on ihan turhan kevyt kultalevyks.
Senk takii alotit tn, pidtk s arvos sit.
Se on ihan turhan kevyt kultalevyks.

Useless Record

I don't wanna kiss ass to anyone at the Emma Gala.
I don't wanna leave the record company with sperm on my face,
That's why every time there's some heart blood on the platter,
So that every song you say is good you think is awesome.
But, babe, it'd be cool to be the hottest in the nation,
To be the celebrity of the kingdom, to turn shit music into dough.
Even if I had to carry the label's dick in my mouth all the time,
And the whole Kama Sutra broke out with them.
The fool thinks that if I sell this LP then it's a good MC
Or if you don't sell the same applies to your ass,
Or you could jump off the roof onto an empty lot,
Otherwise you wouldn't be a legend so you have no reason to leave.
But I remember the women and the money and the blinding platters,
Which you get if you just say the words I want.
And you can afford a hangover every morning
And the girls left behind wanna come home from the bar with you.
Chorus:
That's what you want for yourself, that's what you want to hold.
Even though it's a uselessly lightweight gold record.
That's why you started this, whether you appreciate it or not.
Even though it's a uselessly lightweight gold record.
That's what you want for yourself, that's what you want to hold.
Even though it's a uselessly lightweight gold record.
That's why you started this, whether you appreciate it or not.
It's a uselessly lightweight gold record.
All the marketing talk is just marinating you,
A sweet feeling until you realize you've been grilled on fire.
And when it comes to prizes, you get a couple of grand in suits,
If they can get you a sponsor.
You also get a record and fame, they're pushing you into the papers,
You get royalties as long as they put you first again,
Sorry about this, it's part of the label's policy
And by saving you can buy a cheap home in Nivala.
I play by my own rules and do what I want,
So if you don't dig it you can keep your material.
I have daddy's moves and daddy's responsibility,
If I break something at a meeting, put it on the bill.
You can still get an invitation to the party to meet cool people
And business circles. To the worst prices and to evil misses,
Who need liposuction and fifth tits.
Chorus:
That's what you want for yourself, that's what you want to hold.
Even though it's a uselessly lightweight gold record.
That's why you started this, whether you appreciate it or not.
Even though it's a uselessly lightweight gold record.
That's what you want for yourself, that's what you want to hold.
Even though it's a uselessly lightweight gold record.
That's why you started this, whether you appreciate it or not.
It's a uselessly lightweight gold record.
I try to focus on the music, not the shit around it.
Not to meet asses and make friends out of them.
If I put out a record I wanna benefit from it,
I need more lead so I can load it into my pen.
We believe in your music and offer to support you
And we have resources you can only dream of.
Now that it came up, a name for that ink please.
Everything's ready, you don't need to read them.
After one star, you always want their kids
They talk about a big dream even though they smell the mass themselves.
It's sick how everything is messed up nowadays,
When people don't know when to stay home.
We'll take care of you and take your side,
And sometime in the future we'll cry when you die.
We'll also hold on to every song on every record,
If you quit, you won't be allowed to do what you love for three years.
Chorus:
That's what you want for yourself, that's what you want to hold.
Even though it's a uselessly lightweight gold record.
That's why you started this, whether you appreciate it or not.
Even though it's a uselessly lightweight gold record.
That's what you want for yourself, that's what you want to hold.
Even though it's a uselessly lightweight gold record.
That's why you started this, whether you appreciate it or not.
It's a uselessly lightweight gold record.