Текст и перевод песни Slongs - Ik Zen Ni De Bank

Ik Zen Ni De Bank

Ja seg, ikken ier eh, se, ik emmet wer on mne rekker eh!
Wer zoe ene dad oep mijn kap leeft!
Kzenne kik na toch de bank ni eh!

Ik kan er niks aan doeng
Gen vente zonder poeng
Want ik zen gin bank, ik zen ni de bank
Alles schoon in twie
Gij betolt a deel
Want ik zen gin bank, ik zen ni de bank

Nor ouwe gewoonte, et begint amol zoe schoon
Vlinders in den buik, zweven lak in nen droom
De vent van oe leven, at on a gelege
De rest van oe dagen adder bij gebleve

Een half jaar later, platte portemonee
Ikke platzak en gij nog over van a pree
De volgende kier betaalde gij wel oep cafe
Mor nooit legd oe solle gelak dagge ad gezee

Gij ziet da ni zitte, de rekening splitte, das ni zoe cool
Dan moet kik a disse, ne parasiet misse,
Nor mijn gevoel

Ik kan er niks aan doeng
Gen vente zonder poeng
Ik zen ni de bank, ik zen ni de bank
Alles schoon in twie
Gij betolt a deel
Want ik zen gin bank, ik zen ni de bank

Ow ow wacht, wacht!

Ik pik da dier ni mier, kem er dik genoeg van
Spelt ni me mijn voete, k pak de volgenden tram
Ik hack awen account en rat a rekening leeg
Gon shoppen oep de meir en doen of dak van nikske weet

Ni bleiten ni klagen, ik slaag mijne slag
Stratego is et spel, spioneren da mag
Slongs me ne visa in de nieve mondeo
Ik em zammol oep een rij, dees is mijne cleudo

Kzen uit oep a centen? Alleen rijke vente?
Draai et ni oem
Dus gij wou mij playen, gast dan zek kik neeje, kzen ni stoem

Ik kan er niks aan doeng
Gen vente zonder poeng
Ik zen ni de bank, ik zen ni de bank
Alles schoon in twie
Gij betolt a deel
Want ik zen gin bank, ik zen ni de bank

Ik was toch a godin gast, a keuniging gast?
De moeder van a kinderen, degeen die da de ring past!
Geven oem te geven, mor der is oek ne grens, gedaan me profiteren,
Ik zen oek mor ne mengs.

Ja, ikke nog is eh, ja, ik emmet ielemol gad na,
Zen valies stod in de gank, hij moet ni komen flemen,
Hij go deruit, ander en beter!

Ik kan er niks aan doeng
Gen vente zonder poeng
Ik zen ni de bank, ik zen ni de bank
Alles schoon in twie
Gij betolt a deel
Want ik zen gin bank, ik zen ni de bank
Ik was toch a godin, ik was a keuniging
En toch ni de bank, zeker ni de bank

Ja seg, moete na is wa weten, die komt derstraks thuis en die geft mij ineens ne sleutel... dien heed een huis vur ons gekocht!!
Ja, der ston ek dan schoon eh me men bakkes vol tanden...

I'm Not the Bank

Yes, say, I don't care, see, I'm not going to pay again!
Who would have such a thought on my account?
I'm not a bank, am I!

I can't help it
No man without money
Because I'm not the bank, I'm not the bank
Everything nice in two
You pay a part
Because I'm not the bank, I'm not the bank

According to old custom, it starts so nicely
Butterflies in my stomach, hovering like in a dream
The man of your life, he often stayed over
The rest of your days stayed with him

Half a year later, flat wallet
I'm broke and you're still talking about a present
The next time you paid for the coffee
But you never paid your share as you had said

You don't like to split the bill, it's not cool
Then I have to pay for you, you cheapskate,
In my opinion

I can't help it
No man without money
I'm not the bank, I'm not the bank
Everything nice in two
You pay a part
Because I'm not the bank, I'm not the bank

Oh oh wait, wait!

I don't accept that anymore, I'm fed up with it
Don't play with me, I'll take the next tram
I hack your account and empty your bank account
Will go shopping on the boulevard and pretend I don't know anything

No whining, no complaining, I'm having my turn
Stratego is the game, spying is allowed
Slongs with a visa in the new world
I have them all in a row, this is my clue

Do I choose rich men only?
Don't turn it around
So you wanted to play me, then I say no, I'm not stupid

I can't help it
No man without money
I'm not the bank, I'm not the bank
Everything nice in two
You pay a part
Because I'm not the bank, I'm not the bank

I was a goddess, a queen, wasn't I?
The mother of your children, the one who fits the ring!
Give and take, but there is also a limit, stop taking advantage,
I'm just a human too.

Yes, I'm gone, yes, I'm really gone,
His suitcase was in the hall, he did not have to beg,
He goes out, and someone else, better!

I can't help it
No man without money
I'm not the bank, I'm not the bank
Everything nice in two
You pay a part
Because I'm not the bank, I'm not the bank
I was a goddess, I was a queen
And still not the bank, certainly not the bank

Yes, say, now I know, he'll be home soon and he'll give me a key... He bought a house for us!!
Yes, then I stood there with my mouth full of teeth...