Текст и перевод песни Smola a Hrušky - Kĺzavý Medián

Kĺzavý Medián

Hop čip čip čip pičip čip
Hop čip čip čip pičip čip
Hop čip čip čip pičip čip
Hop čip čip čip pičip čip

Šiel som dobrovoľne a konečne som ovca
Už mám 6G od Steva Jobsa
Home Office, dojím, pasiem sa cez WhatsApp
Tak jak povie honelník aj vodca

Ďalší certifikát na pár dní
Konečne už môžem s baranmi piť
Na salaši spievame do rána
Pod hviezdou Blaha mydlí barana
(Že Blaha mydlil barana?)

Náš pán, pán, pán (pán, pán), kĺzavý medián
Náš pán, pán, pán (pán, pán), kĺzavý medián

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Hop čip čip čip pičip čip
Hop čip čip čip pičip čip
Hop čip čip čip pičip čip

Pliaga lezie na mňa, miešam drink
Seno, soľ, vodka a Bromhexin
Vypasený baran sám si za to mohol
Bez tak by do týždňa zdochol

Zrazu mi môj operátor túžil dať
Neobmedzený objem dát
Kostoly, košiare, divadlá
Konečne spievame lalalá

Náš pán, pán, pán (pán, pán), kĺzavý medián
Náš pán, pán, pán (pán, pán), kĺzavý medián
Náš pán, pán, pán (pán, pán), kĺzavý medián
Náš pán, pán, pán (pán, pán), kĺzavý medián

(Ó medián, ó medián, kĺzavý medián)
(Ó medián, ó medián, kĺzavý medián)

Náš pán, pán, pán (pán, pán), kĺzavý medián
Náš pán, pán, pán (pán, pán), kĺzavý medián
Náš pán, pán, pán (pán, pán), kĺzavý medián
Náš pán, pán, pán (pán, pán), kĺzavý medián

Oplatilo sa. Ešte pasienky a som Spoko
Nechám rúbať drevo na sebe
Plán pre Mongolsko bude šokom
Kopať hroby zodpovedne
Kĺzavý Magián?

Sliding Median

Hop skip skip skip squeek skip
Hop skip skip skip squeek skip
Hop skip skip skip squeek skip
Hop skip skip skip squeek skip

I went voluntarily and finally I'm a sheep
I have 6G from Steve Jobs now
Home Office, I graze and pasture via WhatsApp
Just like the herdsman and the leader tell me

Another certificate for a few days
Finally I can drink with the rams
We sing on the pasture until morning
Under Blaha's star, he's soaping the ram
(Blaha was soaping the ram?)

Our lord, lord, lord (lord, lord), sliding median
Our lord, lord, lord (lord, lord), sliding median

Hop skip skip skip squeek skip
Hop skip skip skip squeek skip
Hop skip skip skip squeek skip
Hop skip skip skip squeek skip

The plague is crawling all over me, I'm mixing a drink
Hay, salt, vodka and Bromhexin
The fattened ram had it coming
He would have died within the week anyway

Suddenly my operator wanted to give me
Unlimited data volume
Churches, sheepfolds, theaters
Finally we can sing lalalalá

Our lord, lord, lord (lord, lord), sliding median
Our lord, lord, lord (lord, lord), sliding median
Our lord, lord, lord (lord, lord), sliding median
Our lord, lord, lord (lord, lord), sliding median

(O median, o median, sliding median)
(O median, o median, sliding median)

Our lord, lord, lord (lord, lord), sliding median
Our lord, lord, lord (lord, lord), sliding median
Our lord, lord, lord (lord, lord), sliding median
Our lord, lord, lord (lord, lord), sliding median

It was worth it. Just a few more pastures and I'll be Satisfied
I'll let them cut down trees on me
The plan for Mongolia will be a shock
Digging graves responsibly
Sliding magician?