Текст песни The Stocking Song - Steel Panther
So
you
say
you
like
candy
canes
All
the
ladies
do
Candy
canes
were
meant
for
sucking
So
don′t
you
think
about
trying
to
chew
How
about
a
little
eggnog
I
got
a
homemade
recipe
You're
gonna
get
love
drunk
on
my
eggnog
Even
though
it′s
alcohol
free
I'm
gonna
stuff
your
stocking
this
year
Gonna
fill
up
nice
and
tight
Gonna
feel
so
good
when
I
slide
my
gifts
into
it
tonight
I'm
gonna
stuff
your
stocking
this
year
Gonna
fill
it
up
with
all
I
got
Nick
nacks
and
candies
gonna
hit
your
stocking
g-spot
I
know
you
like
your
toys,
girl
I
got
toys
to
fulfill
your
needs
The
kind
that
only
use
double
d
batteries
And
run
at
variable
speeds
Gonna
stuff
it
with
an
iPhone
All
I
ask
is
some
tit
for
tat
If
you
could
memorize
the
Kama
Sutra
Heck
they
probably
make
an
app
for
that
I′m
gonna
stuff
your
stocking
this
year
Gonna
fill
it
to
the
tippy
top
Gonna
take
it
all
out
Then
stuff
it
back
in
Take
it
al
out...
stuff
it
back
in
You′ll
never
want
me
to
stop
I'm
gonna
stuff
your
stocking
this
year
With
holiday
love
and
romance
I
just
hope
that
Santa
doesn′t
stuff
it
Before
I
get
the
chance
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