Текст и перевод песни Stefan Raab - Es war Sommer (...und bei uns Winter) (radio edit)

Es war Sommer (...und bei uns Winter) (radio edit)

Neulich auf Jamaika traf ich einen jungen Mann,
Er sprach nicht meine Sprache doch er sprach mich freundlich an.
Mit nem Joint in der Fresse und nem Wischmop im Gesicht,
Das sah echt scheiße aus, doch das sagte ich ihm nicht.
Und später im Hotel, da traf ich ihn im Lift,
Er furzte zur Musik und ich war sofort bekifft.
Er war zwei Meter zehn an seiner breitesten Stelle,
Er machte ein Bäuerchen, und ich empfahl ihm stille Quelle.
Auf die Schnelle dachte ich: "Bloß raus aus der Enge".
Er war ein Angeber, und er verwies auf sein Gehänge.
Jede Menge solcher Dinge und ich dachte mir: "Von wegen!",
Doch was ich später sehen mußte machte mich verlegen.
Denn zwei Stunden später dann traf ich ihn am Strand,
Er hatte nicht gelogen und er schleifte etwas durch den Sand.
Gespannt schauten alle hinterher,
Und als er sich verheddertete wettertete er.
Es war Sommer - und er war sauer,
Obwohl es Sommer war, warum denn sauer sein?
Es war Sommer - und er war sauer,
Obwohl es Sommer war, warum denn sauer sein?
Es war Sommer - und bei uns war Winter - obwohl es Sommer war.
Ich dachte mir: "Trost tut gut" - ungelogen,
Denn er hatte seine Rasterlatte ordentlich verbogen.
Jetzt sagen sie wahrscheinlich, das ist doch nur Klischee,
Nee - er zog mich zu sich ran und sagte...
Alle Mädels, die da waren waren da und waren spitz,
Er hing in seiner Hängematte und erzählte folgenden Witz...
Tja, keiner lachte, doch er dachte alle lachten,
Alle lachten aber nicht, aber alle dachten sich,
Daß er dachte alle lachten, aber alle dachten: "Laber nicht",
Aber nicht er denn er dachte alle lachten.
Es war Sommer - und er war sauer,
Obwohl es Sommer war, warum denn sauer sein?
Es war Sommer - und er war sauer,
Obwohl es Sommer war, warum denn sauer sein?
Es war Sommer - und bei uns war Winter - obwohl es Sommer war
Er hatte eine Testbildmütze und Badeschlappen an.
Er war bekannt als der Rastermattenbadeschlappenmann,
Und er meinte alle Mädels kämen nur wegen ihm,
Doch sie wollten nur mal kucken und mal kurz an seinem Ding drehen.
Wie unangenehm, dann erzählte er noch, wer er war...
War er aber nicht, und da ärgerte er sich.
Es war Sommer - und er war sauer,
Obwohl es Sommer war, warum denn sauer sein?
Es war Sommer - und er war sauer,
Obwohl es Sommer war, warum denn sauer sein?
Es war Sommer - und bei uns war Winter,
Obwohl es Sommer war
Es war Sommer - und bei uns war Winter,
Obwohl es Sommer war, warum denn sauer sein
Es war Sommer - und bei uns war natürlich Winter, obwohl es Sommer war.
Komisch!

It Was Summer (...And Winter for Us) (radio edit)

The other day in Jamaica, I met a young man,
He didn't speak my language, but he addressed me in a friendly way.
With a joint in his mouth and a mop on his face,
It looked really shitty, but I didn't tell him that.
And later at the hotel, I met him in the elevator,
He farted to the music, and I was immediately high.
He was two meters ten at his widest point,
He burped, and I recommended still water.
Quickly, I thought: "Just get out of this tightness."
He was a braggart, and he pointed to his dangle.
A lot of such things, and I thought to myself: "No way!",
But what I had to see later made me embarrassed.
Because two hours later, I met him on the beach,
He hadn't lied, and he was dragging something through the sand.
Everyone looked on with curiosity,
And when he got tangled, he cursed.
It was summer - and he was pissed,
Even though it was summer, why be pissed?
It was summer - and he was pissed,
Even though it was summer, why be pissed?
It was summer - and for us, it was winter - even though it was summer.
I thought to myself: "Comfort is good" - no lie,
Because he had properly bent his yardstick.
Now they're probably saying, that's just a cliché,
Nah - he pulled me close and said...
All the girls who were there were there and were hot,
He hung in his hammock and told the following joke...
Well, nobody laughed, but he thought everyone was laughing,
Everyone wasn't laughing, but everyone thought,
That he thought everyone was laughing, but everyone thought: "Don't talk crap",
But not him because he thought everyone was laughing.
It was summer - and he was pissed,
Even though it was summer, why be pissed?
It was summer - and he was pissed,
Even though it was summer, why be pissed?
It was summer - and for us, it was winter - even though it was summer.
He had a test pattern hat and flip-flops on.
He was known as the yardstick flip-flop man,
And he thought all the girls only came for him,
But they just wanted to take a look and give his thing a quick spin.
How awkward, then he also told who he was...
But he wasn't, and that annoyed him.
It was summer - and he was pissed,
Even though it was summer, why be pissed?
It was summer - and he was pissed,
Even though it was summer, why be pissed?
It was summer - and for us, it was winter,
Even though it was summer.
It was summer - and for us, it was winter,
Even though it was summer, why be pissed?
It was summer - and for us, it was naturally winter, even though it was summer.
Weird!