Текст и перевод песни Sternschnuppe - Servus, i bin da Osterhas (Lustiges bayerisches Kinderlied zu Ostern)

Servus, i bin da Osterhas (Lustiges bayerisches Kinderlied zu Ostern)

Servus, i bin da Osterhas und i sog's eich glei
I mach des fei do net zum Spaß, net, dass i mi frei
Weil hoit de faulen Henna bloß gackern auf'm Hof
Ja, de woin net rum renna und sie san zu doof
Drum pack i hoit mei Kraxn und lauf zu de Kinda
Ouh, mei Kreiz und meine Haxn: Der Job is net da gsünda

Ostern ohne Eier? (Wos?)
Ja, des waar scho bläd! (Ja!)
Owei, owei, oweia!
Des geht hoit einfach net! (Na!)

Ostern ohne Eier? (Wos?)
Ja, des waar scho bläd! (Ja!)
Owei, owei, oweia!
Des geht hoit einfach net! (Na!)

So schwaar, so schwoar is da Korb mit Oar
So schwaar, so schwoar is da Korb mit Oar

Oh mei, die Eier omoin, des is scho vertrackt
I bin hoit koa Profi, i bin Autodidakt
Versteck i's hinterm Busch und beim Tonnenheisl hintn
Dann werd i wieder gschimpft: "De san so schwaar zum Findn!"
Leg i's bloß in Rasen, dann hauts da Rasenmäher zam
Leg i's auf de Treppn nauf, steigt am End no oana drauf

Ostern ohne Eier? (Wos?)
Ja, des waar scho bläd! (Ja!)
Owei, owei, oweia!
Des geht hoit einfach net! (Na!)

Ostern ohne Eier? (Wos?)
Ja, des waar scho bläd! (Ja!)
Owei, owei, oweia!
Des geht hoit einfach net! (Na!)

So schwaar, so schwoar is da Korb mit Oar
So schwaar, so schwoar is da Korb mit Oar

Olle andern Hasen, de san um die Zeit
In aller Ruah beim Grasen, da packt oan scho da Neid
I schind mi wia a Tier! Mei, wos i Eier schlepp
Kriag net moi was dafüa! Ja, i bin hoit da Depp
Mei, was soi i macha? Ja, i ghör zu de Bläden
Ja, des is net zum Lacha! I muass zum Orthopäden

Ostern ohne Eier? (Wos?)
Ja, des waar scho bläd! (Ja!)
Owei, owei, oweia!
Des geht hoit einfach net! (Na!)

Ostern ohne Eier? (Wos?)
Ja, des waar scho bläd! (Ja!)
Owei, owei, oweia!
Des geht hoit einfach net! (Na!)

So schwaar, so schwoar is da Korb mit Oar
So schwaar, so schwoar is da Korb mit Oar

Dann am Ostersonntag schau i nach'm Oar-Versteckn
Heimlich um die Eckn und durch die Gartenheckn
Und i sieg de Kinda, mei, wias eana gfoin
Meine Ostereier, de hob fei i ogmoin
Dann spring i auf und nieda, vor Freid durchs greane Gros
Hey, nächsts Jahr komm i wieda, eier Osterhos

Ostern ohne Eier? (Was?)
Ja, des waar scho bläd! (Ja!)
Owei, owei, oweia!
Des geht hoit einfach net! (Na!)

Ostern ohne Eier? (Was?)
Ja, des waar scho bläd! (Ja!)
Owei, owei, oweia!
Des geht hoit einfach net! (Na!)

So schwaar, so schwoar san's gar net, de Oar
So schwaar, so schwoar san's gar net, de Oar

(Do hom's scho wieder ons gfundn, ha!)
(Des hob fei i ogmoin, geh!)
(Oh, do, do, schau, do! Eh, do hon's scho wieder ons gfundn!)
(Und do!)

Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny (Funny Bavarian Children's Song for Easter)

Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I'll tell you right away
I'm not doing this for fun, honey, don't get me wrong
Because those lazy hens just cluck around the farm
Yeah, they don't want to run around and they're too silly
So I pack my basket and run to the children
Oh, my back and my legs: This job isn't the healthiest

Easter without eggs? (What?)
Yeah, that would be silly! (Yeah!)
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
That just won't do! (No!)

Easter without eggs? (What?)
Yeah, that would be silly! (Yeah!)
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
That just won't do! (No!)

So heavy, so heavy is the basket with eggs
So heavy, so heavy is the basket with eggs

Oh my, hiding all these eggs, it's so tricky
I'm not a pro, I'm self-taught, you see
I hide them behind the bush and behind the garbage cans
Then I get scolded again: "They're so hard to find!"
If I just put them in the grass, the lawnmower chops them up
If I put them on the stairs, someone might step on them, yup

Easter without eggs? (What?)
Yeah, that would be silly! (Yeah!)
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
That just won't do! (No!)

Easter without eggs? (What?)
Yeah, that would be silly! (Yeah!)
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
That just won't do! (No!)

So heavy, so heavy is the basket with eggs
So heavy, so heavy is the basket with eggs

All the other bunnies, they're at this time
Peacefully grazing, makes me so green with envy, sometimes
I work like a dog! Man, the eggs I carry
Don't even get anything for it! Yeah, I'm such a dummy
My, what should I do? Yeah, I'm one of the fools
Yeah, it's not funny! I need to see an orthopedist, for reals

Easter without eggs? (What?)
Yeah, that would be silly! (Yeah!)
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
That just won't do! (No!)

Easter without eggs? (What?)
Yeah, that would be silly! (Yeah!)
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
That just won't do! (No!)

So heavy, so heavy is the basket with eggs
So heavy, so heavy is the basket with eggs

Then on Easter Sunday, after hiding the eggs
I peek secretly around the corners and through the garden hedges
And I see the children, my, how they enjoy
My Easter eggs, the ones I painted, oh boy
Then I jump up and down, with joy through the green grass
Hey, next year I'll be back, your Easter bunny, because

Easter without eggs? (What?)
Yeah, that would be silly! (Yeah!)
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
That just won't do! (No!)

Easter without eggs? (What?)
Yeah, that would be silly! (Yeah!)
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
That just won't do! (No!)

So heavy, so heavy they're not at all, the eggs
So heavy, so heavy they're not at all, the eggs

(They found them again, ha!)
(I painted that one, huh!)
(Oh, there, there, look, there! Eh, they found them again!)
(And there!)