Текст и перевод песни STUART - 100 Damer

100 Damer

Jeg har lavet 100 damer
Jeg har lavet 100 damer
Jeg har lavet 100 damer
Ik' bar' snavet men jeg har lavet, jeg har laaavet
Jeg dækker nye damer som jeg dækker min hue
Du ved oven på mit hoved hver evig eneste uge
Og jeg dækker også mine damer som jeg dækker mine sko
For de er bedste i starten indtil de bliver slidte af forbrug
Hvis de vil slikke og sluge får de en stjerne i min bog
For det er luksus det vel ikke så svært at forstå?
Jeg har lavet 100 damer
Det tog 100 skamlæber
Nemt når en spiller spiller på de rette tangenter
Jeg har et sindsygt sex liv, og jeg laver damer om jeg er ædru eller pænt stiv
Starter med at chille med en dame over lidt netflix
Rammer byen senere hvor jeg også får toiletsex
Lev stilen som en bowler
Helt ind til mine knogler
Mine chicks, de får ordre
Slik pik og massér mine kogler
Jeg har lavet 100 damer
Jeg har lavet 100 damer
Jeg har lavet 100 damer
Ik' bar' snavet men jeg har lavet, jeg har laaavet
100 damer
100 damer
Jeg har lavet, jeg har lavet
100 damer
100 bagfra
Uden viagra
For jeg har motherfucking lavet
100 damer
Selvom jeg ikke har det store tinder gen
Så heller det jeg bruger det til at lægge en dame
Jeg tager hjem til hende og ligger på hendes silke lagn
Så det helt normalt hun slikker gren til vi skal kneppe analt
De kalder mig for onkel men de burde kalde mig satans søn
For jeg tager en dame med mig hjem
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Jeg er bare en gut der giver det damer elsker
Så må de ku leve med at være ømme dagen efter
For når jeg tager i byen med drengene
Er der ingenting i kan regne med
Jeg falder i snak med madamerne
Og giver dem præcis det de trænger til
En god, stor, flot pik
Støder ind i giz som jeg mødte hende til et mostpit
Og det er ikke for at tale om mit lem men når de først har prøvet den vil de have den igen
Jeg har lavet 100 damer
Jeg har lavet 100 damer
Jeg har laver 100 damer
Ik' bar' snavet men jeg har lavet, jeg har laaavet
100 damer
100 damer
Jeg har lavet, jeg har lavet
100 damer
100 bagfra
Uden viagra
For jeg har motherfucking lavet
100 damer
Jeg er på klubben stortset hver weekend
For når jeg er der får jeg tit hevet en pige hjem
Og efter sex henner det de siger "Fuck hvor var du god! Du må have kneppet mange piger"
Og når jeg er ærlig begynder de at bitche og siger
"Fuck hvor er du syg du har sikkert også en liste"
Men jeg er sku da pænt smart
Jeg har ikke bare en liste jeg har lavet et helt Excel ark
Jeg har lavet 100 damer
Jeg har lavet 100 damer
Jeg ahr lavet 100 damer
Ik' bar' snavet men jeg har lavet, jeg har laaavet
100 damer
100 dmaer
Jeg har lavet, jeg har lavet
100 damer
100 bagfra
Uden viagra
For jeg har motherfucking lavet
100 damer
100 bagfra
100 damer
100 dame
Jeg har lavet, jeg har lavet
100 damer
100 bagfra
Uden viagra
For jeg har motherfucking lavet
100 damer
100 damer
100 damer
Jeg har lavet, jeg har lavet
100 damer
100 bagfra
Uden viagra
For jeg har motherfucking lavet
100 damer
Jeg har lavet 100 damer
Jeg har lavet 100 damer
Jeg har lavet 100 damer
Ik' bar' snavet men jeg har lavet, jeg har laaavet
100 damer
100 damer
Jeg har motherfucking lavet
100 damer
Ja, 100 bagfra uden viagra
For jeg har lavet 100 damer

100 Ladies

I've had 100 ladies
I've had 100 ladies
I've had 100 ladies
Not just bragging, but I've had, I've haaad
I cover new ladies like I cover my hat
You know, on top of my head, every single week
And I cover my ladies like I cover my shoes
Cause they're best at the start until they're worn out from use
If they're willing to lick and swallow, they get a star in my book
Cause that's luxury, it's not that hard to understand, is it?
I've had 100 ladies
That took 100 pairs of lips
Easy when a player plays the right keys
I've got a crazy sex life, and I get ladies whether I'm sober or pretty drunk
Starts with chilling with a lady over some Netflix
Hitting the town later where I also get toilet sex
Living the style like a bowler
Right down to my bones
My chicks, they get orders
Suck dick and massage my balls
I've had 100 ladies
I've had 100 ladies
I've had 100 ladies
Not just bragging, but I've had, I've haaad
100 ladies
100 ladies
I've had, I've had
100 ladies
100 from behind
Without viagra
Cause I've motherfucking had
100 ladies
Even though I don't have the big Tinder gene
I'd rather use it to lay a lady
I go to her place and lay on her silk sheets
So it's quite normal that she licks the branch until we have anal sex
They call me uncle, but they should call me son of Satan
Cause I take a lady home with me
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I'm just a guy who gives what ladies love
So they gotta live with being sore the day after
Cause when I go out with the boys
There's nothing you can count on
I fall into conversation with the ladies
And give them exactly what they need
A good, big, beautiful dick
Bump into a chick like I met her at a mosh pit
And it's not to talk about my member, but once they've tried it, they want it again
I've had 100 ladies
I've had 100 ladies
I've had 100 ladies
Not just bragging, but I've had, I've haaad
100 ladies
100 ladies
I've had, I've had
100 ladies
100 from behind
Without viagra
Cause I've motherfucking had
100 ladies
I'm at the club almost every weekend
Cause when I'm there, I often pull a girl home
And after sex, they say "Damn, you were good! You must have fucked a lot of girls"
And when I'm honest, they start bitching and say
"Fuck, you're sick, you probably also have a list"
But I'm pretty smart, you know
I don't just have a list, I've made a whole Excel sheet
I've had 100 ladies
I've had 100 ladies
I've had 100 ladies
Not just bragging, but I've had, I've haaad
100 ladies
100 ladies
I've had, I've had
100 ladies
100 from behind
Without viagra
Cause I've motherfucking had
100 ladies
100 from behind
100 ladies
100 ladies
I've had, I've had
100 ladies
100 from behind
Without viagra
Cause I've motherfucking had
100 ladies
100 ladies
100 ladies
I've had, I've had
100 ladies
100 from behind
Without viagra
Cause I've motherfucking had
100 ladies
I've had 100 ladies
I've had 100 ladies
I've had 100 ladies
Not just bragging, but I've had, I've haaad
100 ladies
100 ladies
I've motherfucking had
100 ladies
Yeah, 100 from behind without viagra
Cause I've had 100 ladies