Текст и перевод песни Surreal - Jebačka

Jebačka

Sednem za volan, upalim kola
Otvorim prozor, ubacim CD
Pojačam do pola
Zapalim indžo, iscimam loma
I lagano krenem
Idemo 50
Vozim u krug, ne pravim presek
Kad padnem u nesvest,
Critical + mozak na reset
Sanjao sam polje, na polju milione u obliku vatre
Našao sam sebe
I dobre sam volje, pa kidam preko matre
Idemo nazad u treću pa sve do 80 drži lanelu
Idemo po Sanelu
Kad evo je Sanela ko Pamela u Chanell-u
Sve u svemu, ja sam na svemu
Kako si ti? Dobro, hvala. Nema na čemu!
Da promenim temu, jer nadam se da nemaš tremu
Ja 'oću da te vidim golu
Oću bosa da mi đuskaš na stolu
Idi i reci svom dečku mentolu da neće da te vozi uhvatićeš trolu
Aj sad polugola đuskaj po stolu
Pozovi drugarice da zabave Vanjolu
Pijem čisti viski, jebeš Coca Colu
Ti si sado mazo, uživaš u bolu
A ja se ložim na tebe, a tebi se jee, i dalje se cimaš sa dečkom mentolom, ostavi seljaka i dođi kod mene

Alo, tu sam za minut
Sačekaj malo, evo me stižem
Likove spuštam, devojke dižem, ja sam Surreal na čelu mi piše
Ja sam kia, vi ste piše
Ja sam riba, vi ste gliste
Ja sam original, vi ste kliše
To što jesam, to vi niste
Neki kažu šunka, neki kažu skanija
Da vozim kamion brate zvao bih se Scania
Narkonarkonarkonarkonarkonarkomanija
Znaš da moja kia kuo ovde je najslanija
Stigla mi je roba pečat Barselona-Španija
Valjam kvalitetno sranje, nikada Albanija
Moj kraj se prostire Pančevac-Kućobanija
Moja kua je veća kua nego kua Stanija
Drifting oko Slavije, ekipa cela na travi je
Svršim ti po ravi je, kaže nežnije stavi je
Izbacim iz usta, ubacim u dupe
Za 20 mina pogodio sve rupe
Kad uđem u klub odma' mesto mi ustupe, jer ja sam Surreal a one su glupe

Fucking

I sit behind the wheel, start the car
Open the window, put on the CD
Turn it up halfway
Light a joint, look for a sucker
And I'll start slowly
We're going 50
I'm driving in a circle, I'm not making a crossing
When I faint,
Critical + brain reset
I dreamed of a field, millions in the field in the shape of fire
I found myself
And I'm in a good mood, so I'm throwing myself at my mother
We'll go back to third and hold the lane until 80
We're going to Sanela's
When here is Sanela like Pamela in Chanel
All in all, I'm all over
How are you? Good, thank you. You're welcome!
To change the subject, because I hope you don't have stage fright
I want to see you naked
I want you barefoot and dancing on the table for me
Go and tell your boyfriend menthol that he won't be driving you, you'll catch the trolley
Now half-naked, dance on the table
Call your girlfriends to entertain Vanjolu
I'm drinking pure whiskey, fuck Coca-Cola
You're a sado-maso, you enjoy the pain
And I'll put myself on you, and you'll be like, and you'll keep smoking with your boyfriend Menthol, leave the redneck and come to me

Hello, I'll be there in a minute
Wait a minute, here I come
I'll drop the line, lift the girls up, I'm Surreal, it's written on my forehead
I'm a Kia, you're a pussy
I'm a fish, you're a worm
I'm the original, you're a cliché
What I am, you're not
Some say ham, some say scam
If I drove a truck, bro, I'd be called Scania
Narconarconarconarconarconarcomania
You know that my Kia is the saltiest here
I got the goods stamped Barcelona-Spain
I'm rolling quality shit, never Albania
My area stretches Pančevo-Kućobanija
My bitch is a bigger bitch than Stanija's bitch
Drifting around Slavija, the whole crew is on grass
I'll finish you on the fly, she says, put it more gently
I spit it out of my mouth, put it in my ass
For 20 minutes, I hit all the holes
When I enter the club, they give me a seat right away, because I'm Surreal and they're stupid