Текст и перевод песни Swanand Kirkire feat. Amit Trivedi, Arijit Singh & Neeti Mohan - Senti Wali Mental

Senti Wali Mental

Instrumental
Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan
Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan
Haaye...
Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan
Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan
O. ki macchar bhi kaate
To selfie uski kheech le
Ki macchar bhi kaate
To selfie uski kheech le
Zamaane se lena na dena haaye
Zamaane se lena na dena
Ya Khuda Ya Khuda tu hume inse bachana zara
Ki nakli noton ka ek bundle hain ye choriyan
Badi hi senti wali mental hain ye choriyaan
Badi hi senti wali mental hain ye choriyaan
Ho subaho shaam taade ye ladkiyon ko gaur se
Rakhe haath dil pe par dhadke kahin aur se
Ho subaho shaam taade ye ladkiyoh ko gaur se
Rakhe haath dil pe par dhadke kahin aur se
Akal hai matar ka daana re haaye
Akal hai matar ka daana re
Ya Khuda Ya Khuda, aaina inko dikhana zara
Aji harkat se accidental hain ye chokre
Aji harkat se accidental hain ye chokre
Hume kehte hain par khud mental hai ye chokre
Hume kehte hain par khud mental hai ye chokre
Haaye ye Mascara Lip-gloss ki jitni bahaar hai
Jo ladke palat ke na dekhe toh bekaar hai
Na dekhe toh bekaar hai
Na dekhe toh bekaar hai
Ho ye Audi BMW ghanta Jaguar hai
Jo ladki na baithi to kaahe ki mehangi car hai
Haan, yeh duniya hai bus stop ladki bus ke jaisi
Ruko paanch minuton me agli phir milegi
Ho sambhal ke kahin na yeh bus chhoot jaaye
Baaki zindagi warna paidal hi kategi
Ladkiyan bana ke bola, God ne bhi "Oh My God!""
God ka karishma lakdi, ladke God ka hain fraud
Ho tradition yahi hai apna ladkiyan paraya dhan
Ho ladke jaise kale dhan se
Better hai paraya dhan
Better hai paraya dhan ji
Better hai paraya dhan
Better hai paraya dhan haan
Better hai paraya dhan
Ho gaya faisla jaao ji
Ho gaya faisla jaao ji
Ho gaya faisla jaao ji
Munh dho ke aao zaraa
Ladkiyon ke pairon ka sandle hain yeh chokre
Ladkiyon ke pairon ka sandle hain yeh chokre
Humein kehte hain par khud mental hain yeh chokre
Arey harqat se accidental hain yeh chhokre...
Oh ho ho...
Main hoon wo sandal ki jispe tera bojh hai
Main single pasli tu double dose hai
(Tu double dose hai)
Kaisa ye dastoor kaisa riwaaz hai
Medium dulhe ki dulhan extra large hai
(Dulhan extra large hai)
Tujhe kya lagta hai teri hirni chaal hai
Teri kamar hai kamra tu BHK hall hai
Rishta hai nahi ye to poora scam hai
Zindagi ka safar ab to stuck in jam hai
Rishta hai nahi ye to poora scam hai
Zindagi ka safar ab to stuck in jam
Jodta hoon main tere haath
Mujhko phansna nahi tere saath
Pyaar mujhko jispe aaye
Tujh mein na ek bhi aisi baat
Maarun aisi jodi ko laat
Jo kare jeevan ko barbaad
Dekh tu haalat teri
Tujhpe hai sharminda aurat zaat
Haan... chal hatt...
Boo boo...
Booh...
Patli kamar ki tujhko kya itni demand hai
Brad Pitt ka pota hai, ya tu James Bond hai
Maa agar teri moti hoti toh kya chhod deta
Size ke dar se kya usse bhi naata tod deta, hatt
Haan wajan ka kya hai ye workout se ghat jayega
Tere jaisa blunder kaise undo ho payega
Aurat zaat ko jo nicha dikhayega
Jaan le besharam mitti mein mill jayega Auraton ki izzat ka jo kare public mein phaluda
Dekh durghatna hai tere jaisi paidaish behuda
Thobda accha na sahi baat acchi kar le beta
Tere jaise budbuk ko thodi buddhi baksh re Khuda
Sympathy unse hai jinke ghar tere jaisa putar hua
Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hain ye chhoriyan
Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hain ye chhoriyan
God ka ultimate creation hai ye chhoriyan
Khuda se bandon ka connection hai ye chhoriyan
Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hain ye chhoriyan

Senti Wali Mental

Instrumental
These girls have a very sentimental mentality
These girls have a very sentimental mentality
Sigh...
These girls have a very sentimental mentality
These girls have a very sentimental mentality
Oh, even if a mosquito bites her
She takes a selfie with it
Even if a mosquito bites her
She takes a selfie with it
Sigh, she has nothing to do with the world
She has nothing to do with the world
Oh God, Oh God, please save us from them
These girls are a bundle of fake notes
These girls have a very sentimental mentality
These girls have a very sentimental mentality
Hey, watch these girls carefully day and night
Keep your hand on your heart, but let it beat somewhere else
Hey, watch these girls carefully day and night
Keep your hand on your heart, but let it beat somewhere else
Sigh, their brain is the size of a pea
Their brain is the size of a pea
Oh God, Oh God, show them a mirror
Oh, these boys are accidentally accidental by nature
Oh, these boys are accidentally accidental by nature
They call us mental, but they are mental themselves
They call us mental, but they are mental themselves
Sigh, all this mascara and lip gloss blooming
If the boys don't turn around and look, it's useless
If they don't look, it's useless
If they don't look, it's useless
This Audi, BMW, damn Jaguar
If a girl doesn't sit in it, why have an expensive car?
Yes, this world is a bus stop, and a girl is like a bus
Wait for five minutes, another one will come along
Hey, be careful not to miss this bus
Otherwise, you'll spend the rest of your life walking
God made girls, and even He said, "Oh My God!"
Girls are God's miracle, boys are God's fraud
Hey, it's our tradition, girls are someone else's wealth
Boys are like black money
Better someone else's wealth
Better someone else's wealth, ji
Better someone else's wealth
Better someone else's wealth, yes
Better someone else's wealth
The decision is made, go on, ji
The decision is made, go on, ji
The decision is made, go on, ji
Go wash your face
These boys are the sandals of girls' feet
These boys are the sandals of girls' feet
They call us mental, but these boys are mental themselves
Oh, these boys are accidentally accidental by nature...
Oh ho ho...
I am the sandal that you carry your weight on
I'm a single rib, you're a double dose
(You're a double dose)
What kind of custom is this, what kind of tradition is this?
The groom is medium, the bride is extra large
(The bride is extra large)
What do you think, that your walk is like a deer?
Your waist is a room, you're a whole BHK hall
This is not a relationship, it's a total scam
The journey of life is now stuck in traffic
This is not a relationship, it's a total scam
The journey of life is now stuck in jam
I join my hand with yours
Don't trap me with you
The one I fall in love with
You don't have a single such quality
I'd kick such a couple
Who ruin their lives
Look at your condition
Womanhood is ashamed of you
Yes... move away...
Boo boo...
Booh...
What's with this demand for a slim waist?
Is he Brad Pitt's grandson or are you James Bond?
If your mother was fat, would you leave her?
Out of fear of size, would you break ties with her too, get lost
Yes, what's with the weight? It'll go down with exercise
How can a blunder like you be undone?
The one who degrades women
Know this, shameless one, you will be reduced to dust. The one who makes womanhood's respect a public joke
See, an accident is a useless creation like you
If your body isn't good, at least speak well, son
Oh God, grant some sense to a fool like you
My sympathy is with those who have a son like you
The flaw is in me, and these girls are perfection
The flaw is in me, and these girls are perfection
These girls are God's ultimate creation
These girls are the connection between God and His people
The flaw is in me, and these girls are perfection