Текст и перевод песни Swing - Nan Ren Bu Ke Yi Qiong

Nan Ren Bu Ke Yi Qiong

自我那一天发育健全
埋在女人堆开始打转
我带着才干 无奈很寒酸
夺去你芳心我亦愕然
家底厚过我不知怎算
爱要是昂贵 谁愿捐赠券
你要我戒烟戒酒我可以
你要我种花养狗我可以
你要我买车买楼我可以
我向你承诺多一次
你要我戒烟戒酒我可以
你要我种花养狗我可以
你要我买车买楼全部都可以
我知我没有车牌便去考
我知我没有金钱便去找
我知我没有身形便报名去赛跑
我知你没有心情伴我跑
你摆了一屋炸弹等引爆
我搞到力竭筋疲但你吹口哨
电费与差饷记实限期
人寿与基金都写给你
你要用煤气 无谓发脾气
坐厌了沙发我便换皮
丢失了钻戒新的等你
你快用完我 男士的士气
你要我戒烟戒酒我可以
你要我种花养狗我可以
你要我买车买楼我可以
我向你承诺多一次
你要我戒烟戒酒我可以
你要我种花养狗我可以
你要我买车买楼全部都可以
要孝敬你的母亲我可以
要孝敬你的舅父我可以
要孝敬你的细佬我可以
孝敬你全族都可以
要孝敬你的兔仔我可以
要孝敬你的雀仔我可以
要你对我体贴些为何不可以
我知我没有车牌便去考
我知我没有金钱便去找
我知我没有身形便报名去赛跑
我知你没有心情伴我跑
你摆了一屋炸弹等引爆
我搞到力竭筋疲但你吹口哨

A Man Can't Be Poor

Since the day I blossomed into a man
I've been spinning among women
With my meager talents, I'm helpless
I'm stunned to have taken your heart
Your family's wealth is far beyond mine
If love is expensive, who'd be willing to donate?
If you want me to quit smoking and drinking, I can
If you want me to grow flowers and raise dogs, I can
If you want me to buy a car and a house, I can
I promise you this once more
If you want me to quit smoking and drinking, I can
If you want me to grow flowers and raise dogs, I can
If you want me to buy a car and a house, I can
I know I don't have a driver's license, so I'll take the test
I know I don't have money, so I'll find it
I know I'm not in shape, so I'll sign up for a race
I know you're not in the mood to run with me
You've planted bombs all over the house, waiting to explode
I'll exhaust myself, but you just whistle
The electricity and rent bills are overdue
The life insurance and the mutual funds are all in your name
If you want to use the gas, don't bother getting angry
I'm tired of the sofa, so I'll change the upholstery
If you lose the diamond ring, there's a new one waiting
You're draining my morale, my masculinity
If you want me to quit smoking and drinking, I can
If you want me to grow flowers and raise dogs, I can
If you want me to buy a car and a house, I can
I promise you this once more
If you want me to quit smoking and drinking, I can
If you want me to grow flowers and raise dogs, I can
If you want me to buy a car and a house, I can
If you want me to be filial to your mother, I can
If you want me to be filial to your uncle, I can
If you want me to be filial to your younger brother, I can
I can be filial to your entire family
If you want me to be filial to your rabbit, I can
If you want me to be filial to your bird, I can
Why can't you be more considerate of me?
I know I don't have a driver's license, so I'll take the test
I know I don't have money, so I'll find it
I know I'm not in shape, so I'll sign up for a race
I know you're not in the mood to run with me
You've planted bombs all over the house, waiting to explode
I'll exhaust myself, but you just whistle