Текст и перевод песни TURBO - 나의 일기

나의 일기

엄마는 화가났어 성적때문에 내게 밥도 주지않고 화풀이만하고 있어
성적이 건강보다 더 중요하진 않을꺼야 엄만 도시락도 안싸줬어
PC 통신으로 여자를 사귀었어 만났는데 너무나도 아름다웠어
고마운 컴퓨터와 그녈위해 책을 샀어 책 제목은 "사랑에 성공하려면"

그녀는 천사였고 날 사랑한다 말할꺼야 실연당한지도 얼마 되지않아서
또다른 여잘여잘 사랑하게 되버렸어 나도 내 자신이 존경스러워
하여튼 이번에는 실패하지 않을꺼야 과거 경험담과 책을 읽어서
한번 읽고 두번 읽고 세번 내번 열번 외우고 외워 성공하고 말꺼야

전화를 많이 걸지마라 피곤해 진대
원하는거 다 사주지마라 끝이란 없대
짜증내면 화를 내라 버릇이 된대
친구에게 소개하지마라 앞일을 모른대
"사랑해"란 말 하지마라 행복해 한데
생일은 반드시 기억해라 감동할 꺼래
악세사리 칭찬해라 기뻐할 꺼래
약속시간 늦지마라 기어 오른대

회사를 그만두고 싶다는 아빠위해 나는 책을 한권 선물을 했어
책 제목은 "전망있는 사업으로 바꿔보세" 아빤 실업자로 놀고있어
실연당했어 울고 싶어 컴퓨터를 치우고서 바깥으로 나갔어
불쌍한 나를 위해 책 한권을 사줬어 책 제목은 "시련을 극복하는 법"

열번을 읽고 난 또 지겨움 극복했어 나를 사랑하는 부모님 위해
그래서 나는 책을 또 샀어 책 제목은 "시작하는 사랑을 위해"
오늘도 책을 읽고 생각해 봤어 내가 사귀어온 많은 여자들
하나같이 멍청했던 실수투성이 나는 정말 바보였어 바보

전화를 많이 걸지마라 피곤해 진대
원하는거 다 사주지마라 끝이란 없대
짜증내면 화를 내라 버릇이 된대
친구에게 소개하지마라 앞일을 모른대
"사랑해"란 말 하지마라 행복해 한데
생일은 반드시 기억해라 감동할 꺼래
악세사리 칭찬해라 기뻐할 꺼래
약속시간 늦지마라 기어 오른대

My Diary

Mom's mad at me about my grades, and she's not even feeding me. She's just taking it out on me.
Grades are not more important than health. Mom didn't even pack me any lunch.
I met a girl through an online chat room. She was beautiful when we met.
Thank goodness for computers. I bought a book on how to win a woman's heart.

She was an angel, and I was going to tell her that I loved her. I had just gotten out of a bad relationship,
but I was already in love with another gorgeous girl. I'm amazed by myself.
Anyway, I wasn't going to fail this time. I read that book over and over again, and I was going to win her over.
I read it once, twice, three times, ten times, and I memorized it, and I was going to win her over.

Don't call me too much, it makes me tired.
Don't buy me everything I want; there's no end to it.
Complain to me; it's become a habit.
Don't introduce me to your friends; I don't know what the future holds.
Don't tell me you love me; it makes me happy.
Remember my birthday, it will make me feel appreciated.
Compliment my accessories; it will make me happy.
Don't be late for our dates; it pisses me off.

I bought a book for my dad as a gift. He wants to quit his job.
The book was called, "How to Switch to a Promising Business." My dad is a bum.
I'm heartbroken. I went outside and threw my computer away.
I bought a book for myself. I felt sorry for myself. The book was called, "How to Overcome Trials."

I read the book ten times, and I got over it. I did it for my parents who love me.
So I bought another book. It was called, "For the Love of a New Beginning."
Today, I read the book and thought about all the women I've dated.
They were all stupid, and they made a lot of mistakes. I was so stupid. Stupid.

Don't call me too much, it makes me tired.
Don't buy me everything I want; there's no end to it.
Complain to me; it's become a habit.
Don't introduce me to your friends; I don't know what the future holds.
Don't tell me you love me; it makes me happy.
Remember my birthday, it will make me feel appreciated.
Compliment my accessories; it will make me happy.
Don't be late for our dates; it pisses me off.