Текст и перевод песни たかやん - I Want to Lose Weight

I Want to Lose Weight

Jidori no kakou yori juuyou ago ijiri sugite jounouchi
UFO kara dete kita kimi wa marude uchuujin
Amata no ossan ni chiyahoya kurushii
Genjitsu wo minasai sesshu karorii minaoshinasai
"Watashi, ikura tabete mo futoranai no!"
Asso, sono mama gaikotsu ni nare!
Ichi jikan oki ni kuufuku shibou to mukumi zutto busu
Ganbatteru no ni sa "futotta?" toka
Joushiki nasasugi da unko ga!
Saikin benpi da unko ga hadaare ishiki ga buttobu wa
Hareteru nikibi ga kiiroku unjau
Haramawari shitsukei baka ga inkame ni juu ago dare ya?
Tte iu ka "yaru′ tte itta no ni sa mainichi, ashita janai?

Ganbare watashi ganbare anata ganbaru anata wa kaa ii yo!
Ikura dare ni kasu to yobarete mo kawatte oshi pi ni ai ni ikou!
Yaranai riyuu? nai nai nai! yaruki nante iranai maikai!
Ittsu mo katteru ai! ima kara yaru shika! faito!

Ikkagetsu tatsu suki na hito no yousu miru
Ryokou saki de onna to tsuu shotto yappari kao da!

I Want to Lose Weight

You care more about your hair extensions than your health, overworking yourself
You came from a UFO, you look like an alien
You're being fawned over by tons of old men, it's annoying
Face reality, look at the calories you're eating
"I can eat as much as I want and not gain weight!"
Oh, you'll become a skeleton at that rate
You're constantly hungry, constipated, and swollen, always ugly
Even though you're trying, people say "you've gained weight?"
You're so ignorant, you piece of shit!
Lately you've been shitting your pants, your skin is pale, you're losing your mind
Your acne's getting worse, you're gaining weight
Your belly's getting bigger, you idiot, you're like a turtle, who's winning?
You say "I'll do it," but are you doing it every day? Not tomorrow?

Hang in there, me, hang in there, you, hang in there, you're great!
Even if everyone calls you fat, change, and let's go see your favorite idol!
An excuse for not doing it? No, no, no! You don't need motivation every time!
Always win with love! Let's do it now! Fight!

After a month, I'll see how you're doing
On a business trip, you're hooking up with another woman, you're such a jerk!