Текст и перевод песни TANK 呂建忠 - 街頭霸王

街頭霸王

嘿
大家好嘞
迪斯海的鄉親們
我就是一個普通人
想要進娛樂圈 可是聽説水太深
又害怕溺水又害怕失身

有人告訴我説先要交點學費
因爲有人砸了錢還有人陪睡
他們既不是富二代也不是靚妹
是要陪人喝酒 喝酒從來都不喊醉

可是在這舞臺上我感覺很累
我想要唱歌 可是人家嫌我太吵
是不是只有捏著嗓子才算會搞
我想我的烟酒嗓不至於把人嚇坏
嘴上奉承背後嚇你一個 大有人在

誰都能說兩句的假裝高尚的無奈
都是隨口駡人隨口添誰之快
你跟他有在意 他轉身是你的歌迷
你跟他沒關係 他翻臉就翻炒屁股

優秀的編劇都在學校的舞臺
幾滴眼淚下來感覺散了架被活埋
三鮮還不如三個耳光來得痛快
炒作點畫面比唱歌賺錢來得更快

感謝爸爸媽媽養我的這麽多年
浪費青春時光也糟蹋很多的錢
有人給我出主意
要我去韓國換張整容臉
帶龍龜之如再去找織田導演

可換臉并不是換手機殼那麽簡單
動了刀就講不出再見 也回不到從前
萬一背後失手了我可就徹底完蛋了
大家可不想每天家裏對著一個鬼

我説現在是顔值當道的年代
除了巨乳和六七十年代的是例外

萬一我哪天要是演生能火了
我就給爸媽兒媳婦多買几套房子
萬一我哪天要是演生能火了
賺夠了錢我就嚯嚯能生了生了

娛樂圈啊
娛樂圈的故事多（故事多）
你要是想進這娛樂圈兒
這裏面可是非多
是非多

娛樂圈啊
娛樂圈的故事多（故事多）
你要是想進這娛樂圈兒
這裏面可真不錯（大家嘿）

娛樂圈啊（娛樂圈 娛樂圈 爾虞我詐的玩笑）
娛樂圈的故事多
你要是想進這娛樂圈兒
這裏的是非多

娛樂圈啊
娛樂圈的故事多（故事多）
你要是想進這娛樂圈兒
這裏面的可真不錯

King of the Streets

Hey
How are you all,
My fellow Disney locals?
I'm just a regular guy,
Wanting to enter the entertainment industry, but I hear the water's too deep,
Afraid of drowning, and afraid of losing my body.

Someone told me that I need to pay some tuition first,
Because some people throw money at it, and others sleep with it.
They're neither rich kids nor pretty girls,
They have to drink with people, and they never get drunk.

But on this stage, I feel so tired,
I want to sing, but people say I'm too loud,
Is it true that you have to squeeze your voice to be considered good?
I don't think my smoky voice would scare anyone.
Flattering you to your face, then scaring you behind your back - there are plenty of people like that.

Anyone can say a few hypocritical words,
Scolding you and gossiping about you at will.
If you care about him, he turns around and becomes your fan,
If you have nothing to do with him, he'll turn his face and talk shit about you.

Brilliant screenwriters are all on the school stage,
A few drops of tears, and they feel like they're falling apart and being buried alive.
Three fresh ingredients are not as good as three slaps in the face.
Creating some drama brings in more money than singing.

Thanks to my parents for raising me for so many years.
I wasted my youth and a lot of money.
Someone gave me an idea,
To go to Korea and get plastic surgery.
Wear a dragon turtle and go find director Oda again.

But changing faces is not as simple as changing a phone case,
Once you go under the knife, you can't say goodbye, and you can't go back to the way you were before.
If something goes wrong, I'll be completely ruined.
You wouldn't want to see a ghost in your house every day, would you?

I'm saying that this is an era when颜值 matters,
Except for those with big breasts and those from the 1960s and 1970s.

If I ever become famous,
I'll buy several houses for my parents and my daughter-in-law.
If I ever become famous,
I'll earn enough money to get laid and have kids.

Entertainment industry,
There are many stories in the entertainment industry (many stories).
If you want to get into the entertainment industry,
There are many problems here.
Many problems.

Entertainment industry,
There are many stories in the entertainment industry (many stories).
If you want to get into the entertainment industry,
It's really good here (everyone hey).

Entertainment industry (entertainment industry, entertainment industry, deceitful jokes),
There are many stories in the entertainment industry.
If you want to get into the entertainment industry,
There are many problems here.

Entertainment industry,
There are many stories in the entertainment industry (many stories).
If you want to get into the entertainment industry,
It's really good here.