Текст и перевод песни Ted Taylor - It's A Funky Situation

It's A Funky Situation

Dicen en el barrio que sus homis son muy feas
Y aunque no me lo creas esto paso en una fiesta
Y esque dandose unos besos convierto a un amigo en piedra!
Para unos es un sapo, para mi es una princesa
Quien resistiria esos aretes de rodillas?
Con un par de chelitas beso a Maggie la gorila
Se agacha por las bachas, pero con su ropa guanga estas viendo y no wachan que se le asoma la tanga
Crazy Chola Loca con su pinche choloescuencle
Danos tribilingue, danos glases de ingle
Oh mother fucker no me mother fucker chingues con tu choloescuincle cholosito escuencle
Se me chingo la nave por venirme por los baches

It's A Funky Situation

Neighborhood gossips talk about your ugly friends
But believe it or not, I saw it happen at a party
And when we kissed, I turned a friend into stone!
To some, she's a frog, to me, she's a princess
Who could resist those earrings on her knees?
With a few beers, I'll kiss Maggie the gorilla
She waddles around in her baggy clothes, but if you look closely, you'll see her thong peeking out
Crazy Chola Loca with her little cholo gangsta
Give us a threesome, give us glasses of urine
Oh, mother fucker, don't mother fucker mess with me and my little cholo gangsta, cholosito escuencle
My car broke down from driving over all those potholes