Текст и перевод песни Tezkej Pokondr - Vana a Zvon

Vana a Zvon

Ucpala se vana
Voda se tam nedá lít
Ucpala jí Hana
Který to moc nepálí
Stříhala si vlasy
Nevěděla kam je dá, dá, dá, dá
Je to natotata
Vlasy jsou jak tuhý drát
Vana a zvon, zvon, zvon
Vana a zvon, zvon, zvon
Vana a zvon, zvon, zvon
Vana a zvon, zvon, zvon
Vana a zvon
Vana nevodtejká
Sifon bude ucpaný
Syčí bublá hejká
Vlasama je zarvaný
Louhem se to řeší
Kdyby nebyl z plastiku, u, u, ú
Hanu tohle děsí
Guma řeší paniku
Vana a zvon
Vana a zvon
Vana a zvon
Vana a zvon
Vana a zvon, zvon, zvon
Gumovej zvon, zvon, zvon
Na to vem zvon, zvon, zvon
Gumovej zvon, zvon, zvon
Na vanu vem zvon!

Old Tub and a Plunger

The old tub is clogged
Water can't flow through
Hana clogged it up
Who isn't very bright
She was cutting her hair
Didn't know where to put it
She's a bit silly
Her hair is like tough wire
The tub and the plunger, plunger, plunger
The tub and the plunger, plunger, plunger
The tub and the plunger, plunger, plunger
The tub and the plunger, plunger, plunger
The tub and the plunger
The tub won't drain
The drain is clogged
It hisses, bubbles, and moans
It's blocked with hair
Lye is the solution
If it wasn't made of plastic
Hana is freaking out
Rubber resolves her panic
The tub and the plunger
The tub and the plunger
The tub and the plunger
The tub and the plunger
The tub and the plunger, plunger, plunger
Rubber plunger, plunger, plunger
For that, take the plunger, plunger, plunger
Rubber plunger, plunger, plunger
Take the plunger for the tub!