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Simple Simon
Simple Simon
gente
People
tengo que decirles unas palabras del amor
I have to tell you a few words about love
en mi que me escuchen
Listen to me
y el breyk que me acompaña
And the break that accompanies me
y dice
And it says
me enamore
I fell in love
de una mujer
With a woman
que tenía de todo para sorprender
Who had everything to surprise
esa mujer
That woman
me enamoró
Made me fall in love
y mi corazón se le declaró
And my heart declared itself to her
pasaron años pasaron días
Years passed, days passed
y esa mujer mas me sorprendía
And that woman surprised me more
parecia perfecta
She seemed perfect
pero algo tenía que haber me segó su perfección
But there had to be something, her perfection blinded me
na na na
Na na na
ella es una puta de mierda
She is a shitty whore
una excelente actríz
An excellent actress
que me robo mis billetes y lo que me hacia felíz
Who stole my money and what made me happy
me dijo que yo era lo mas bello
She told me that I was the most beautiful
incluso me hizo sentir que tenia cabello
She even made me feel like I had hair
demonios
Damn
esa perra si que sabe hablar
That bitch really knows how to talk
te mueve poquito el culo para poderte atrapar
She moves her ass a little to trap you
y yo que ciego fui
And I was so blind
que toda me la trague
That I swallowed it all
me embriague con su perfume de marca disque channel
I got drunk on her supposedly Chanel brand perfume
no puede ser
It can't be
un pinchi feo me tumbo la merca
A fucking ugly guy took my merchandise
me dejaron como al beiky nada mas valiendo verga
They left me like Beiky, only worth shit
el wey esta pero si rete-culero
The dude is really fucking ugly
pero ella dice que tiene un corazón sincero
But she says he has a sincere heart
neta
Really?
morra piensas que me chupo el dedo
Girl, do you think I suck my thumb?
si yo se que te rellena el pinche pavo por dinero
I know the fucking turkey stuffs you for money
a mi no me haces pendejo yo se bien cual es tu ruta
You don't fool me, I know your route well
que culero que hasta tus amigas digan que eres pu.
How shitty that even your friends say you're a whore.
(que bonito amoooor)
(What beautiful looove)
na no es cierto
Nah, not really
por mi que se jodan y que se vayan al infierno
As far as I'm concerned, they can fuck off and go to hell
esa pendeja me cambio por un pendejo
That bitch traded me for an idiot
que vergas esa relacion no va muy lejos(escuchame)
What the fuck, that relationship won't go far (listen to me)
y vas a venir de rodillas
And you will come on your knees
por el que te quizo en calzones
For the one who wanted you in your underwear
pudrete con lo que brilla
Rot with what shines
a ver si como yo te pone
Let's see if he turns you on like I do
dice acariciarte el pelo y te arranque las extenciones
He says he'll caress your hair and rip out your extensions
made en china son tus nalgas
Your ass is made in China
tus tetas son silicones
Your tits are silicone
si en mi buscabas feria
If you were looking for money in me
el manzano no da limones
The apple tree doesn't bear lemons
yo de feria ando mas corto
I'm shorter on cash
que las faldas que te pones
Than the skirts you wear
y la virgen resulto mas demonio que satanas
And the virgin turned out to be more of a demon than Satan
mas abierta que la madre de los cientoun dalmatas
More open than the mother of the 101 Dalmatians
le metí solo un dedito para ver si le dolia uno dos y tres y cuatro pero ni gestos hacía
I put just one finger in her to see if it hurt, one, two, three, and four, but she didn't even make a face
despues le metí una mano pero nada que sentía
Then I put a hand in, but she didn't feel anything
luego le meti las dos y te juro que hasta aplaudía
Then I put both of them in, and I swear she even applauded
pero sacaste el cobre yo ya de ti estoy a salvo
But you showed your true colors, I'm safe from you now
me tomaste tanto el pelo que como el many estoy calvo
You took so much of my hair that I'm bald like Many
(perra)
(Bitch)
sigue en tu mundo
Stay in your world
que yo andare en el mío
I'll be in mine
solo eres un mal recuerdo del cual ahora me rio
You're just a bad memory that I laugh at now
duele verte en tantos brazos que no calman tu frío
It hurts to see you in so many arms that don't calm your cold
satisfecha de sexo pero con el corazón vacío
Satisfied with sex but with an empty heart
(que bonito amoooor)
(What beautiful looove)
na no es cierto
Nah, not really
por mi que se jodan y que se vayan al infierno
As far as I'm concerned, they can fuck off and go to hell
esa pendeja me cambio por un pendejo
That bitch traded me for an idiot
que vergas que esa relación no va muy lejos(escuchame)
What the fuck, that relationship won't go far (listen to me)
y vas a venir de rodillas
And you will come on your knees
por el que te quizo en calzones
For the one who wanted you in your underwear
pudrete con lo que brilla
Rot with what shines
a ver si como yo te pone
Let's see if he turns you on like I do
niños dejen de hacerce puñetas mentales
Kids, stop making mental masturbation
el puto amor de mierda no existe
Fucking love doesn't exist
no le hagan caso a unas bonitas nalgas
Don't pay attention to a nice ass
porfavor antes de tener relaciones sexuales usen condón
Please use a condom before having sex
jijiji
Hehehe
apoco no mi amigo
Isn't that right, my friend?
jajaja
Hahaha
nos pasamos de verga
We went too far





Авторы: Tom Glazer

The Countdown Kids - 150 Toddler Sing-A-Long Songs
Альбом 150 Toddler Sing-A-Long Songs
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11-06-2013

1   The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round
2   On Top of My Pizza
3   Head & Shoulders, Knees and Toes
4   On Top Of Old Smokey
5   ONE BOTTLE O' POP
6   Baa-Baa Black Sheep
7   A Peanut Sat on a Railroad Track
8   Oranges and Lemons
9   Peas Pudding Hot
10   A Tisket, a Tasket
11   Be Kind to Your Web-Footed Friends
12   Polly Put the Kettle On
13   Polly Wolly Doodle
14   B-I-N-G-O
15   Rain, Rain, Go Away
16   Bluetail Fly (Jimmy Crack Corn)
17   Daddy Wouldn't Buy Me a Bow-Wow
18   Ride A Cock-Horse To Branbury Cross
19   Rig-A-Jig-Jig
20   Daisy, Daisy (Bicycle Built for Two)
21   Eensy Weensy Spider
22   Ring-A-Ring-A-Roses
23   Rock-A-Bye-Baby
24   Five Little Monkeys
25   Found a Peanut
26   Roll Over (Six In the Bed)
27   She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain
28   Happy Birthday to You
29   Hey Diddle Diddle
30   Shoo Fly
31   Short'nin' Bread
32   Hickory Dickory Dock
33   I'm a Little Teapot
34   Simple Simon
35   Sing a Song of Sixpence
36   I'm H-A-P-P-Y
37   Jack and Jill
38   Six in a Bed
39   Six Little Ducks
40   John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
41   Little Bo Peep
42   Skidamarink
43   Ten Little Monsters
44   Little Bunny Foo-Foo
45   Mary Had a Little Lamb
46   The Animal Fair
47   The Bear
48   Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be?
49   Old MacDonald Had a Farm
50   The Bear Went Over The Mountain
51   The Cat Came Back
52   Pat-a-Cake, Pat-a-Cake
53   Pop Goes The Weasel
54   The Crocodile
55   The Flea Fly Song
56   Ring Around the Rosie
57   Row, Row, Row Your Boat
58   The Grandfather Clock
59   The Green Grass Grew All Around
60   Rub-A-Dub Dub, Three Men in a Tub
61   Skip to My Lou
62   The Horse Went Around
63   The Limerick Song
64   Take Me out to the Ball Game
65   The Ants Go Marching
66   The Little Skunk's Hole
67   The Man On the Flying Trapeze
68   The Farmer In The Dell
69   The Itsy Bitsy Spider
70   The North Wind Doth Blow
71   The Old Grey Mare
72   The Muffin Man
73   The Prune Song
74   The People on the Bus
75   The Yellow Rose of Texas
76   There Was a Crooked Man
77   This Old Man
78   There Was a Bee-i-ee-i-ee
79   There's a Hole in My Bucket
80   Three Blind Mice
81   Three Little Pigs
82   There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea
83   This Is the Way the Ladies Ride
84   Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
85   Weenie Man
86   This Little Pig
87   Three Little Fishies
88   Yankee Doodle
89   Where is Thumbkin?
90   Three Little Kittens
91   To Market, to Market
92   A Boy and a Girl in a Little Canoe
93   A Ram Sam Sam
94   Tom, Tom the Piper's Son
95   'Twas on a Monday Morning
96   A-Goong Went the Little Green Frog
97   Waltzing Matilda
98   Aiken Drum
99   Alice the Camel
100   Apples and Bananas
101   Arkansas Traveler
102   Baby Bumblebee
103   Bile Dat Cabbage Down
104   Billy Boy
105   Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?
106   Boys And Girls Come Out To Play
107   Buffalo Gals
108   Camptown Races
109   Clementine
110   Cock-a-Doodle-Doo
111   Cockles and Mussels (Molly Malone)
112   Crawdad Song
113   Do You Ken John Peel?
114   Do Your Ears Hang Low?
115   Donkey Riding
116   Down By the Bay
117   Fiddle-Dee-Dee
118   Five Green Bottles
119   Fooba-Wooba John
120   Frere Jacques
121   Frog Went A-Courtin'
122   Fuzzy Wuzzy
123   Gee Ma, I Wanna Go Home
124   Git Along Little Dogies
125   Goosey Goosey Gander
126   Had A Little Rooster
127   Here We Go Looby-Loo
128   Here We Go 'Round The Mulberry Bush
129   Hot Cross Buns
130   Humpty Dumpty
131   Hush Little Baby
132   I Had a Little Nut Tree
133   I Wish I Were a Little Bar of Soap
134   I'm a Nut
135   I've Been Working on the Railroad
136   Knees Up Mother Brown
137   Little Boy Blue
138   Little Brown Jug
139   Little Jack Horner
140   Little Miss Muffet
141   Little Red Caboose
142   London Bridge Is Falling Down
143   London's Burning
144   Looby Loo
145   Michael Finnigan
146   My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
147   Nobody Likes Me
148   Oh Susanna
149   Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone

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