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Pokemon Theme

He de decir que en los videojuegos pokemon es mucho mas bueno
¿Pero la serie?
¿Que mierda es esa?
Ash Ketchum...
Soy mas de mayonesa el niño no crece
¿Que coño le pasa?
Un niño de 10
Que lleva mas de 10 años
Fuera de su casa se va con peluches de caza
¿Que le pasa a ash?
¿Tiene alguna enfermedad?
¿Algun dia de su eterna vida piensa follar?
No te lo tomes a mal,
Solo digo la verdad a pikachu le pica y el no le puede arrascar
¿Que le cuesta?
Veo normal que pierdas
Me han contado que en la pokedex
Pone que misty es una cerda
Aun espero el pokemon marrón mierda

Dejame que te explique un par de cosas a ver si asi lo comprendes
Pongo digimon al lado de pokemon
Y solo con mirarlo
Ya me ofende no es por nada...
Pero para verlo
Me pongo a ver algo mucho mejor
Un japones fue a un cuarto de baño
Y alo que cago lo llamo digimon
Erase una ves
Una serie que solo copiaba
Para darse a conocer
Suena patetico
Y tan ridiculo
Que solo un retrasado lo ve
No se que me da mas pena,
Si la serie o el videojuego
Me lo compre y cuando fui a probarlo...
PLAF...
Se prendio fuego

Ok...
¿Que tal Zarcort?
Lo veis,
Estoy es muy hardcore
Habla de pokemon
Como si fuera mejor
Y pikachu es una albondiga
Para Greymon
¿Veis no?
Tienes que reconocerlo amigo
Pokemon es una serie para el mundo femenino
Hey,
Que no discrimino
Pero todos sabemos que pokemon es un poco
"PUNTOS SUSPENSIVOS"
Tai
¿Que le pasa a esa rata amarilla?
...Pika, Pika...
Tendrá,
Una década intentando crear pesadillas
Patético...
Como ir a comisarias u hospitales
Y ver que todas son iguales
"Somos hermanas"
Dibujantes grandules,
Digimon mola mas y lo sabes

Copia barata,
Cierra la boca,
Cuando la abren parecen idiotas
En un mundo digital
Que cuando le pegan
Los pobres explotan
Con lo que mola Pikachu,
Con lo que mola
Pumba y mola Timón
¿Cual es tu digimon preferido?
Y yo les digo.
DORAEMON
Quiero atraparlos a todos,
Mi pokémon yo lo controlo
Todos los nombres acaban en
"Mon"
DE MONGOLOS
Sera mejor que vayas a llorar,
Pokémon manda,
Es lo que hay
Creo que esta vez nos han ganado
Tai

Pokemon Theme

I must say, that in the video games Pokemon is much better
But the series?
What the hell is that?
Ash Ketchum...
I'm more like mayonnaise, the kid doesn't grow
What the hell is wrong with him?
A 10-year-old
That has been over 10 years
Outside his house, he goes hunting with stuffies
What's wrong with Ash?
Does he have any disease?
Does he ever think of f*cking in his eternal life?
Don't take it personally,
I just tell the truth, Pikachu's itchy and he can't scratch
What does it cost him?
I see it's normal for you to lose
I was told that in the pokedex
It is said that misty is a sow
I'm still waiting for the brown Pokemon shit

Let me explain a couple of things to you, to see if you understand
I put digimon next to pokemon
And just by looking at it
It already offends me, it's not for nothing...
But to see it
I watch something much better
A Japanese went to a bathroom
And what he shit he called digimon
Once upon a time
A series that only copied
To make itself known
It sounds pathetic
And so ridiculous
That only a retarded person watches it
I don't know what gives me more pity,
If the series or the video game
I bought it and when I went to try it...
BAM...
It caught fire

Ok...
How about Zarcort?
You see,
This is very hardcore
Talking about pokemon
As if it were better
And Pikachu is a meatball
For Greymon
See you?
You gotta admit it dude
Pokemon is a series for the female world
Hey,
I don't discriminate
But we all know that pokemon is a little bit
"ELLIPSIS"
Tai
What's wrong with that yellow rat?
...Pika, Pika...
It will have,
A decade trying to create nightmares
Pathetic...
Like going to police stations or hospitals
And see that they are all the same
"We are sisters"
Big drawers,
Digimon is cooler and you know it

Cheap copy,
Shut up,
When they open their mouths they look like idiots
In a digital world
When they hit
The poor people explode
How cool is Pikachu,
How cool
Pumbaa and Timon are cool
What is your favorite digimon?
And I tell them.
DORAEMON
I want to catch them all,
I control my pokemon
All names end with
"Mon"
MONGOLS
You better go cry,
Pokemon rules,
That's what's up
I think we have been beaten this time
Tai