Текст и перевод песни The Itchyworms - Contestant Number One

Contestant Number One

Okay! Napakadali lang ng gagawin niyo, mga kaibigan (tama)
Igugulong niyo 'yung bato, pagdating sa dulo, luhod sa asin (ayon)
Kainin ang bato at manalo ng bente pesos!

Tayo na at lumahok, magbasag ng palayok
Lalabas sa isang itlog, Ferdinand Birog
Lunukin mo nang buo, isang daan ang premyo mo
Mayro'n ditong apat pa, kaya mo pa ba?

Oh, 'di ba, ang saya-saya?
Oh, 'di ba, ang saya-saya?

Ang daming premyo na naghihintay sa 'yo
Kahit mapugot na ang ulo mo
Kalahok sa kalokohan, 'kala mo panalo ka
Kalahok sa kalokohan, totoo ay talo ka

Pili ka, door one, two, three, isa dito, may salapi
Ang isa, may pie-in-the-face, isa ay toxic waste
Pagkatapos mong bastusin, luluhod ka sa asin
Itaya ang iyong hiya para sa barya

Oh, 'di ba, ang saya-saya?
Oh, 'di ba, ang saya-saya?

Ang daming premyo na naghihintay sa 'yo
Kahit mapugot na ang ulo mo
Kalahok sa kalokohan, 'kala mo panalo ka
Kalahok sa kalokohan, totoo ay talo ka

Okay, handa na ba kayo, mga kaibigan?
Ready, get set, go!
Ayan na, si contestant number two, pagulungin ang bato
Konting bilis pa
Oh, contestant number three, siya na daw maggugulong (oo, 'yun nga)
Bato ang ipapagulong mo, dire-diretso lang kayo doon sa putikan
Twenty pesos din iyan (oo, tama, twenty pesos)
Hirap niyan pulutin kung saan-saan (oo, ano?)
And the winner is, contestant number...

Oh, 'di ba, ang saya-saya?
Oh, 'di ba, ang saya-saya?

Ang daming premyo na naghihintay sa 'yo
Kahit mapugot na ang ulo mo
Kalahok sa kalokohan, 'kala mo panalo ka
Kalahok sa kalokohan, totoo ay talo ka

Kalahok sa kalokohan, 'kala mo panalo ka
Kalahok sa kalokohan, totoo ay talo ka

Contestant Number One

Okay! It's so easy, my friends (right?)
You'll roll the rock, when you get to the end, kneel on the salt (right)
Eat the rock and win twenty pesos!

Come on and join us, break the pot
Ferdinand Birog will come out of an egg
Swallow it whole, one hundred is your prize
There are four more here, can you still do it?

Oh, isn't it fun?
Oh, isn't it fun?

So many prizes are waiting for you
Even if your head gets chopped off
Participating in this craziness, you think you're winning
Participating in this craziness, you're actually losing

Choose, door one, two, three, one of these has money
One has a pie-in-the-face, one has toxic waste
After you've been humiliated, you'll kneel on the salt
Bet your dignity for a few coins

Oh, isn't it fun?
Oh, isn't it fun?

So many prizes are waiting for you
Even if your head gets chopped off
Participating in this craziness, you think you're winning
Participating in this craziness, you're actually losing

Okay, are you ready, my friends?
Ready, get set, go!
Here comes contestant number two, roll the rock
A little faster
Oh, contestant number three, he says he'll roll it (yes, that's right)
You'll roll the rock, just go straight to the mud
That's also twenty pesos (yes, right, twenty pesos)
It's hard to pick it up everywhere (yes, what?)
And the winner is, contestant number...

Oh, isn't it fun?
Oh, isn't it fun?

So many prizes are waiting for you
Even if your head gets chopped off
Participating in this craziness, you think you're winning
Participating in this craziness, you're actually losing

Participating in this craziness, you think you're winning
Participating in this craziness, you're actually losing