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Theme from Noon Time Show

Halina at sumama
Sa programa na pang-masa
Hindi kailangang magaling ka
Basta't bibo't bongga ka

Wala naman kayong alam
(Ginagawa kayong tanga)
Laging sinusubaybayan

Pumila nang maaga
Para makuhanan ng camera
Pumorma nang magara, ha!
Malay mo ma-discover ka

Hininintay nila kayo
(Ang dami n'yong uto-uto)
Itapon na ang utak n'yo

Sali na, dalhin ang barkada
Umuulan dito ng pera
Sali na, pati ang pamilya
Sa happy, sappy, magic, plastic, ihaw-ihaw
All-time noontime show

Sumasayaw, umaawit sila
Kahit na pangit
Walang duda, benta sila
Dahil guwapo at maganda

Hindi naman kayo tanga
(Ang dami pa namang iba)
Gustong-gusto n'yo pa sila

Sali na, dalhin ang barkada
Umuulan dito ng pera
Sali na, pati ang pamilya
Sa happy, sappy, magic, plastic, ihaw-ihaw
All-time noontime show

Sa libu-libong nakatunganga
Kami lang ang inyong pag-asa
Tumutok na bawat tanghali
'Wag na 'wag na kayong babawi

Sumunod ka na lang sa uso
Eh, ano kung hindi bagay sa 'yo?
Sambahin ang mga artista
Sundan ang bawat kilos nila

Gasgasin mga lumang plaka
Hanggang dito na lang ang masa
Ganito dapat pumorma
Para magmukhang artista

Ganito dapat ang kulay
Para umunlad ang buhay
Ganito dapat 'pag banda
Pagkanta, may epal na artista

Hanggang dito na lang ba ang masa?
Hanggang dito na lang ang masa
Hanggang dito na lang ba ang masa?
Hanggang dito na lang ang masa

Hanggang dito na lang ba ang masa?
Hanggang dito na lang ang masa
Hanggang dito na lang ba ang masa?
Hanggang dito na lang ang masa

Sali na, dalhin ang barkada
Umuulan dito ng pera
Sali na, pati ang pamilya
Sa happy, sappy, magic, plastic
Super duper, bonggang-bonggang ihaw-ihaw
All-time noontime show

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Theme from Noon Time Show

Come on, darling, and join us
In this show for the masses
You don't have to be talented, honey
Just be lively and flamboyant, baby

They don't know anything, sweetheart
(They're being made fools of)
Always watching, my love

Line up early, beautiful
So you can be caught on camera
Dress up nicely, huh!
Who knows, you might be discovered, gorgeous

They're waiting for you, my dear
(So many gullible people)
Throw away your brains, darling

Join us, bring your friends, sweetheart
It's raining money here
Join us, even your family, my love
To the happy, sappy, magic, plastic, barbecue
All-time noontime show

They're dancing, they're singing, even if they're bad
No doubt, they're selling, my dear
Because they're handsome and beautiful
Just like you, my love

You're not fools, honey
(There are so many others)
You still love them, darling

Join us, bring your friends, sweetheart
It's raining money here
Join us, even your family, my love
To the happy, sappy, magic, plastic, barbecue
All-time noontime show

To the thousands staring blankly, beautiful
We are your only hope
Tune in every noon, darling
Don't you ever back down, honey

Just follow the trend, my dear
So what if it doesn't suit you?
Worship the celebrities, darling
Follow their every move, honey

Wear out old records, my dear
This is as far as the masses go
This is how you should dress
To look like a celebrity, my love

This should be the color, beautiful
So that life will prosper
This is how it should be when you're a band
When singing, there's a celebrity guest, honey

Is this as far as the masses go?
Is this as far as the masses go?
Is this as far as the masses go?
Is this as far as the masses go?

Is this as far as the masses go?
Is this as far as the masses go?
Is this as far as the masses go?
Is this as far as the masses go?

Join us, bring your friends, my love
It's raining money here
Join us, even your family, darling
To the happy, sappy, magic, plastic
Super duper, really great barbecue
All-time noontime show

Show