Текст песни "Chained To the Rhythm" Parody of Katy Perry's "Chained To the Rhythm" - The Key of Awesome

I've been reading
"Black Mirror" by George Orwell
Dystopian Rebellion Sells
I might as well

Use ten dollar words I just looked up like this
Antiestablishmentarianism

Are you impressed
At how woke up a pop star can be?
I'm so awoke I never sleep
Or even blink

We're connected but we've never been more separate
And I'm the only one who's ever thought or said that

It's time
For us to get politicized
For reals you guys

Clap along it's a protest song
But not one that'll offend mommy
Hit 'em with subtle imagery
Like a rollercoaster with emojis
That was deep as fk
Why does your life suck?
It's cause of corporations
Applications
And other 'Ations

Are we phone deaf?
Just typing, swiping, liking stuff
So I removed the temptation
Chopped off my thumbs

Now every time I grab my phone I drop it, drop it
This helps me to leave it in my pocket, pocket

Give up
Your snapgrams and instablogs
Get your Amish on

Give up Electricity
Learn how to sew all your own clothing
Churn it up, I can't believe
Making butter could be so darn easy
You can be like me
Sans Technology
I'm told that's how the world was
Back when I was
Just a fetus

(Rap)
That's enough, stop whittlin'
No one deserves to be stuck here sittin'
Through all this bullst you're emittin'
Allow me to bring up a point you're missing
You realise that people took your dumb, cliched advice
No one would buy this single
And you'd be broke and no one would put up with what your spittin'
Grow up, I'm done babysittin'

Change of plan, listen to my song
Turn on mute, keep
It on repeat
Sorry that I bit the hand that feeds me
I don't need money
Just the stuff it brings
Like close for Mr. Mittens
Who has two thumbs
And loves kittens