Текст и перевод песни The Law - Dhani Mulan

Dhani Mulan

Hellow everybody, my name is The Law, and I got lil′ some y'all
Kepala gue pusing muter-muter gak berhenti
Setiap kali gue liat tayangan di televisi yang kayak kekurangan berita kurang kerjaan
Orang kawin cerei lah kok dijadiin bahan
Ngurusin diri sendiri aja pada gak becus
Urusan rumah tangga orang mo ikut diurus

Orang mo kawin cere
Orang mo nikah sirih
Mo kumpul sama kebo, mo kumpul sama sapi
Lagi-lagi Mulan, lagi-lagi Dhani
Lagi-lagi Mulan, lagi-lagi Dhani
Gue tau lu pada sewot ngeliat si jenggot bisa mesra-mesraan sama cewe yang paling hot
Itu aja kok repot
Itu aja kok repot

Komedi aja cuek
Kok elo yang ngebacot
Kayak gak ada kerjaan, kayak gak ada kerjaan
Kayak ibu-ibu komplek yang ngomongin orang

Ahmad Dhani mao cere, Ahmad Dhani mo kawin
Ahmad Dhani kalah tapi ternyata naik banding
Ahmad Dhani you the back, and The Law to the song

Khalifah berlalu saat anjing menggonggong
Walaupun si anjing punya kumis yang melintang seperti gatot kaca tapi gak bisa terbang
Ngakunya sih pakar tapi kelakuan nakal, suka liat gambar porno dan disebar-sebar
Kepingin jadi tenar tapi gak punya nalar, seni dibilang pelecehan bendera nasional
Tapi kasus lu gagal, dasar manusia binal, dan gue bilang final, lu cuman numpang tenar hahahaha

Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani
Lagi-lagi Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan Dhani
Say Dhani is, Dhani that, Mulan is, Mulan that
Apa di dunia cuma ada Dhani dan Mulan

Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani
Lagi-lagi Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan Dhani
Say Dhani is, Dhani that, Mulan is, Mulan that
Apa di dunia cuma ada Dhani dan Mulan
Setiap cerita selalu aja jadi berita
Yang kadang-kadang benar tapi kebanyakan yang enggak

Extra extra it′s all about it
Ahmad Dhani dan Mulan nikah sirih di Sidney
Jadi hot news disetiap televise
Dikupas tajam, setajam pisau dapur, tapi sayang ternyata pisaunya tumpul
Narasi tolol yang bikin otaknya di dengkul
Yang bacain tolol tapi bodynya sexy, jadi bikin gue kepingin aha aha
Hey ganti saluran tv tapi lagi-lagi
Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani

Orang yang ngakunya deket pada ngasih komentar
Say Dhani this, Dhani that, cuma bisa sesumbar
Kadang gue juga nyolot ngeliat tingkahnya
Tapi mo gimana dong, kan dia bos gue hahay.
Makhluk Tuhan yang tercipta paling arogan
Arjuna yang digosipin sama wonder woman
Gue cari aman aja, gue netral, kaga mo komentar, nanti fatal
Jadi jangan bikin berita yang goblok, ati-ati lu bisa kena gebok, kapok, muke lu jadi bonyok
Dan masuk RS, lalu diwawancara sambil nangis-nagis. Huek cuh

Gue jadi pengen muntah liat manager artis yang kebanyakan gaya
Tapi di lagu ini kan gue gak nyebut nama, jadi jangan marah dong, ampuun bundaaa
Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani
Lagi-lagi Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan Dhani
Say Dhani is, Dhani that, Mulan is, Mulan that
Apa di dunia cuma ada Dhani dan Mulan

Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani
Lagi-lagi Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan Dhani
Say Dhani is, Dhani that, Mulan is, Mulan that
Apa di dunia cuma ada Dhani dan Mulan

Lama-lama gue bosen ngeliat muka si jenggot tiap hari nongol di media mamerin tuh jenggot
Memang republik cinta punya presiden yang ngetop
Benar klo gosip-gosipnya gak pernah stop
Kritikus bilang gue cuma kepingin eksis
Apa gue mesti buat lagu yang romantis, yang liriknya najis
Tapi pasti jualan laku 2 juta copy tapi lalu menghilang

Hey ini cuma lagu jangan nyalahin gue
Yang ada di sini semuanya kan cuma received dari apa yang selalu gue liat tv-tv
Berita-berita yang sebenarnya udah basi
Mo kawin sirih kek, mau kawin lari kek, mo pada mati kek, bukan urusan lu pade
Daripada gosipin Dhani mending gosipin gue
Kemaren gue awhh sama Tata dan Puri
Gue siap diwawancara dan masuk tv lagi
Mungkin rating rendah lalu naik lagi, karena itu lah tujuan dari semua ini
Bikin suatu hiburan dari masalah pribadi

Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani
Lagi-lagi Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan Dhani
Say Dhani is, Dhani that, Mulan is, Mulan that
Apa di dunia cuma ada Dhani dan Mulan

Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani
Lagi-lagi Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan Dhani
Say Dhani is, Dhani that, Mulan is, Mulan that
Apa di dunia cuma ada Dhani dan Mulan
Apa di dunia cuma ada Dhani dan Mulan
Apa di dunia cuma ada Dhani dan Mulan

Loh kok musiknya habis? heyo Ahmad Dhani bring back beat back dog
Sebenernya gue takut, ngebikin lagu yang kayak gini
Gue bisa dituntut, dan disomasi pengacara ahli
Gue jadi atut, gue jadi ngeli
Ada gigolo yang mau ikut-ikutan, katanya Dhani anak band yang gak berpendidikan
Cuma lulusan SMA tapi fansnya segudang
Lu cuma maniak yang suka cewe 40an

Apa di dunia cuma ada Dhani dan Mulan
Apa di dunia cuma ada Dhani dan Mulan
Emang yang laen ngontrak?

Dhani Mulan

Hello everybody, my name is The Law, and I've got a little something for y'all
My head is spinning non-stop
Every time I see a show on television that's like lacking news, lacking things to do
People getting married and divorced, why is that made into a topic?
They can't even take care of themselves properly
They want to get involved in other people's household affairs

People want to get married and divorced
People want to have a siri marriage
They want to live together with a water buffalo, they want to live together with a cow
Mulan again, Dhani again
Mulan again, Dhani again
I know you guys are annoyed seeing the bearded guy getting all lovey-dovey with the hottest girl
It's just that, why bother?
It's just that, why bother?

Comedy just chills
Why are you the one ranting?
Like you have nothing to do, like you have nothing to do
Like housewives in a complex gossiping about people

Ahmad Dhani wants to divorce, Ahmad Dhani wants to get married
Ahmad Dhani loses but then appeals
Ahmad Dhani, you're back, and The Law is back to the song

The caliph passes by as the dog barks
Even though the dog has a mustache that stretches across like Gatot Kaca, it can't fly
He claims to be an expert but acts naughty, likes to look at pornographic pictures and spread them around
He wants to be famous but has no sense, he calls art the abuse of the national flag
But your case failed, you vile human, and I say it's final, you're just riding on fame hahahaha

Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani
Mulan Dhani again, Mulan Dhani, Dhani
Say Dhani is this, Dhani is that, Mulan is this, Mulan is that
Are there only Dhani and Mulan in the world?

Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani
Mulan Dhani again, Mulan Dhani, Dhani
Say Dhani is this, Dhani is that, Mulan is this, Mulan is that
Are there only Dhani and Mulan in the world?
Every story always becomes news
Which is sometimes true but mostly not

Extra extra, it's all about it
Ahmad Dhani and Mulan have a siri marriage in Sydney
It becomes hot news on every television
It's dissected sharply, as sharp as a kitchen knife, but unfortunately, the knife is blunt
Stupid narratives that make their brains in their knees
The ones reading it are stupid but have sexy bodies, so it makes me want to aha aha
Hey, change the TV channel, but again
Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani

People who claim to be close give comments
Say Dhani this, Dhani that, they can only boast
Sometimes I also get annoyed seeing his behavior
But what can I do, he's my boss, haha
God's most arrogant creature
Arjuna who is rumored to be with Wonder Woman
I'll just play it safe, I'm neutral, I don't want to comment, it could be fatal
So don't make stupid news, be careful you could get hit, learn your lesson, your face will get bruised
And go to the hospital, then be interviewed while crying. Ugh, dude

I feel like vomiting seeing an artist manager who's too stylish
But in this song, I'm not mentioning names, so don't be angry, please, ma'am
Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani
Mulan Dhani again, Mulan Dhani, Dhani
Say Dhani is this, Dhani is that, Mulan is this, Mulan is that
Are there only Dhani and Mulan in the world?

Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani
Mulan Dhani again, Mulan Dhani, Dhani
Say Dhani is this, Dhani is that, Mulan is this, Mulan is that
Are there only Dhani and Mulan in the world?

I'm getting tired of seeing the bearded guy's face every day on media, showing off that beard
Indeed, the Republic of Love has a famous president
It's true that the gossip never stops
Critics say I just want to exist
Should I make a romantic song with disgusting lyrics?
But it would definitely sell 2 million copies and then disappear

Hey, this is just a song, don't blame me
Everything here is just received from what I always see on TV
News that's actually stale
Whether they have a siri marriage, or elope, or die, it's none of your business
Instead of gossiping about Dhani, gossip about me
Yesterday I did "awhh" with Tata and Puri
I'm ready to be interviewed and be on TV again
Maybe the ratings will be low and then rise again, because that's the purpose of all this
Creating entertainment from personal problems

Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani
Mulan Dhani again, Mulan Dhani, Dhani
Say Dhani is this, Dhani is that, Mulan is this, Mulan is that
Are there only Dhani and Mulan in the world?

Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani Mulan, Dhani
Mulan Dhani again, Mulan Dhani, Dhani
Say Dhani is this, Dhani is that, Mulan is this, Mulan is that
Are there only Dhani and Mulan in the world?
Are there only Dhani and Mulan in the world?
Are there only Dhani and Mulan in the world?

Oh, why is the music over? Hey, Ahmad Dhani, bring the beat back, dog
Actually, I'm scared of making a song like this
I could be sued and summoned by an expert lawyer
I become scared, I become nervous
There's a gigolo who wants to join in, saying Dhani is an uneducated band kid
Only a high school graduate but with tons of fans
You're just a maniac who likes 40-year-old women

Are there only Dhani and Mulan in the world?
Are there only Dhani and Mulan in the world?
Are the others just renting?