Текст и перевод песни The Law - Kalo Gak Ada Gue

Kalo Gak Ada Gue

Kalo gak ada gue

Halo semaunya
Kenapa sih pada benci sama the law

Kalo gak ada gue siapa yang mau lu benci
Kalo gak ada gue musik indonesia sepi hey
Kalo gak ada gue siapa yang mau lu caci
Jadi intinye lu semua tuh butuh gue

Hey hey baby baby come with me
Coba dengerin gue punya sebuah story
Tadi malem gue baru aja buka fb
Ada yang nge-add gue wow banyak sekali
Banyak yang ngakunya temen pada ngirimin komen
Katanya gue banci katanya gue cemen
Gue cuma bisa ketawa sambil geleng-geleng kepala
Ngeliat kelakuan bocah baru kemaren

Kenapa banyak orang yang benci sama gue
Apa karena gue hey ngedukung pakde
Kenapa banyak orang yang benci sama gue
Apa karena gue hey keren sekale
Gue buka blogspot banyak orang nyolot
Bikin komentar maki-maki gue sambil ngotot
Berbagai jenis dan macam-macam kata jorok
Gue cuma ketawa eh ternyata gue ngetop

Kalo gak ada gue siapa yang mau lu benci
Kalo gak ada gue musik indonesia sepi hey
Kalo gak ada gue siapa yang mau lu caci
Jadi intinye lu semua tuh butuh gue

Daripada nganggur gue buka frenster
Ternyata di sana lumayan banyak haters
Pada nge-diss gue tapinya kagak pinter
Cuma pada bisa ngomong di dunia cyber
Apa ni gara-gara gue bikin bandpop
Bikin kuping lu panas otak lu jadi bolot
Gue cuma bercanda kok pada nyolot
Gue terus dibenci tapi juga di-download

Lagu tribute jadi jawara di soundclick
Orang pada ribut orang tergelitik
Gue masuk tv di wawancara silet
Presenternya kece bikin gue melet-melet
Gue mau dituntut sama elsa sarap
Lu kira gue takut eh jangan harap
Nyonya salome ikutan nyablak
Sama gigolo katrok cowok bispak

Kalo gak ada gue siapa yang mau lu benci
Kalo gak ada gue musik indonesia sepi hey
Kalo gak ada gue siapa yang mau lu caci
Jadi intinye lu semua tuh butuh gue

Yo ladies n gentlemen this one right here
Let me take u to the bridge now here we go

Bikin video klip dhani mulan
Liriknya jenius dibilang goblok
Ada homo nge-diss di forum kaskus
Gue dibilang najis tapi makin ngetop
Ada juga banci di forum detik
Pada nyelain gue sama si jenggot
Kritikus gratisan kepingin ngetop
Cuma bisa ngebacot sama blowjob
Cuma bisa ngebacot sama blowjob
Come baby come and gimme a blowjob

Kalo gak ada gue siapa yang mau lu benci
Kalo gak ada gue musik indonesia sepi hey
Kalo gak ada gue siapa yang mau lu caci
Jadi intinye lu semua tuh butuh gue

Kalo gak ada gue siapa yang mau lu benci
Kalo gak ada gue musik indonesia sepi hey
Kalo gak ada gue siapa yang mau lu caci
Jadi intinye lu semua tuh butuh gue

Ladies n gentlemen thank you for hating me
You've just made me more famous
I love you full!

If I Weren't Here

If I weren't here

Just imagine the chaos
Why do you all hate The Law?

If I weren't here, who would you hate?
If I weren't here, Indonesian music would be dead, hey
If I weren't here, who would you curse?
So the bottom line is, you all need me

Hey hey baby baby come with me
Listen, I have a story to tell
Last night I just opened my Facebook
Wow, I had so many friend requests
Many claiming to be friends sent comments
They called me a sissy, they called me a coward
I could only laugh and shake my head
Seeing the behavior of these newbies

Why do so many people hate me?
Is it because I, hey, support the old man?
Why do so many people hate me?
Is it because I, hey, am so cool?
I opened Blogspot, many people were angry
Writing comments, cursing me and insisting
Various kinds and all sorts of dirty words
I just laughed, oh, it turns out I'm famous

If I weren't here, who would you hate?
If I weren't here, Indonesian music would be dead, hey
If I weren't here, who would you curse?
So the bottom line is, you all need me

Since I was free, I opened Friendster
Turns out there were quite a lot of haters there
Dissing me, but they weren't clever
They could only talk in the cyber world
Is this because I made Bandpop?
Making your ears hot, your brain goes dull
I was just joking, why are you so angry?
I'm still hated, but also downloaded

The tribute song became a champion on SoundClick
People were making noise, people were intrigued
I was on TV, interviewed by Silet
The presenter was hot, making me drool
Elsa Sarap wants to sue me
You think I'm scared? Oh, don't even hope
Mrs. Salome joined in the ranting
With the tacky gigolo, the bispak guy

If I weren't here, who would you hate?
If I weren't here, Indonesian music would be dead, hey
If I weren't here, who would you curse?
So the bottom line is, you all need me

Yo ladies and gentlemen, this one right here
Let me take you to the bridge now, here we go

Made a music video for Dhani and Mulan
The lyrics were genius, they called them stupid
There's a homo dissing me on Kaskus forum
They called me filthy, but I'm getting more famous
There's also a sissy on the Detik forum
They're attacking me and the bearded guy
Freebie critics want to be famous
They can only talk and give blowjobs
They can only talk and give blowjobs
Come baby come and give me a blowjob

If I weren't here, who would you hate?
If I weren't here, Indonesian music would be dead, hey
If I weren't here, who would you curse?
So the bottom line is, you all need me

If I weren't here, who would you hate?
If I weren't here, Indonesian music would be dead, hey
If I weren't here, who would you curse?
So the bottom line is, you all need me

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for hating me
You've just made me more famous
I love you full!