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地平 Flat Earth

我有證據地球係平 屌
我要講幾多次你先明
地球係平 地球係平
地球係球體 嘅機會係零
地球係平 地球係平
點解個地球 唔叫做地平？

呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平!)
呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平!)
呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平!)
唔好比政府 狸埋個現實 (地球係平!)

我哋嘅屋企就叫做地平
地球係圓嘅機會係零
如果個地球係圓
點解個海裏頭仲會有船
屌你老母點解人類可以咁撚冇腦
唔該唔好淨係隊咁多草
打開第三眼睇下好唔好
政府同我講嘅大話真係離晒譜
水平線個彎位去咗邊我睇唔到
太空人係架太空船度影緊相
全部都係美國政府喺度做緊樣
你班仆街唔該用下你啲常識
所有科學家都要撼頭埋個牆壁
如果地球係圓點解我哋唔識飛
一野跳去澳洲我就唔洗搭飛機

我有證據地球係平 屌
我要講幾多次你先明
地球係平 地球係平
地球係球體 嘅機會係零
地球係平 地球係平
點解個地球 唔叫做地平？

呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平!)
呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平!)
呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平!)
唔好比政府 狸埋個現實 (地球係平!)

[Verse 2: 奶油包] 冇得救 人類真係冇得救
比圓地球嘅大話充滿佢個頭
你哋咁撚蠢 根本唔識敵人
因為所有地產佬都係蜥蜴人
佢哋用呢個大話 嚟搵藉口抬高地價
話香港冇晒平地比啲平民霸
之後加你租 加到你哋冇晒錢
等到月尾嗰陣 再屌你屎忽屌到生滿哂癬
蜥蝪基佬控制呢個世界
佢要將所有人類全部契哂
冇得救 你哋真係冇得救
如果個地球係圓
點解澳洲沖廁冇水飛落個頭？
[Verse 3: 劈友方] 水星 金星 火星 天王星 海王星 木星 土星 冥王星
名入面都有個星 除左地球唔係叫做地星
明明係平 屌你點解叫佢地球？
美國航天局既陰謀流過地溝油
NASA NASA NASA NASA NASA NASA 那裏頭都是人渣
地平係我地既家 你完全無資格去老屈他
你唔夠班 去教我點樣撈
聯合國都知道地平既中心係 North Pole
你地班科學家 全部唔撚得
吸晒上我 UFO 裡頭度 give me succ
你啲導彈唔會炸到我架太空 船
彈道計到錯曬因為地球唔係圓
[Hook: 健康華] 我有證據地球係平 屌

我要講幾多次你先明
地球係平 地球係平
地球係球體 嘅機會係零
地球係平 地球係平
點解個地球 唔叫做地平？

呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平!)
呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平!)
呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平!)
唔好比政府 狸埋個現實 (地球係平!)

Flat Earth

I have proof the Earth is flat, damn it!
How many times do I have to tell you?
The Earth is flat, the Earth is flat
The chance of the Earth being a sphere is zero
The Earth is flat, the Earth is flat
Why isn't the Earth called Flat Earth?

This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat!)
This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat!)
This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat!)
Don't let the government hide the truth (The Earth is flat!)

Our home is called Flat Earth
The chance of the Earth being round is zero
If the Earth is round
Why are there still ships in the sea?
Damn it, why are humans so stupid?
Please stop smoking so much weed
Open your third eye, alright?
The government's lies are ridiculous
I can't see the curve of the horizon
Astronauts are taking pictures in the spaceship
It's all the US government's doing
You bastards, please use your common sense
All scientists should bang their heads against the wall
If the Earth is round, why can't we fly?
I could jump to Australia without taking a plane

I have proof the Earth is flat, damn it!
How many times do I have to tell you?
The Earth is flat, the Earth is flat
The chance of the Earth being a sphere is zero
The Earth is flat, the Earth is flat
Why isn't the Earth called Flat Earth?

This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat!)
This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat!)
This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat!)
Don't let the government hide the truth (The Earth is flat!)

[Verse 2: 奶油包 (Cream Puff)] Hopeless, humanity is truly hopeless
Filled with the lie of a round Earth
You're so stupid, you don't even know the enemy
Because all real estate agents are lizard people
They use this lie as an excuse to raise land prices
Saying there's no flat land left for the commoners
Then they raise your rent until you're broke
And at the end of the month, they fuck your ass until it's covered in sores
Lizard faggots control this world
They want to enslave all of humanity
Hopeless, you guys are truly hopeless
If the Earth is round
Why doesn't the water in Australia's toilets fall on their heads?
[Verse 3: 劈友方 (Slashing Friend)] Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, Jupiter, Saturn, Pluto
They all have "star" in their names except for Earth, which isn't called Earth Star
It's clearly flat, why the hell do you call it Earth?
NASA's conspiracy flows through the gutter oil
NASA NASA NASA NASA NASA NASA, they're all scum
Flat Earth is our home, you have no right to slander it
You're not qualified to teach me how things work
The UN knows that the center of Flat Earth is the North Pole
You scientists are all useless
Get sucked up into my UFO and give me succ
Your missiles won't hit my spaceship
The trajectory is all wrong because the Earth isn't round
[Hook: 健康華 (Healthy Wa)] I have proof the Earth is flat, damn it!

How many times do I have to tell you?
The Earth is flat, the Earth is flat
The chance of the Earth being a sphere is zero
The Earth is flat, the Earth is flat
Why isn't the Earth called Flat Earth?

This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat!)
This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat!)
This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat!)
Don't let the government hide the truth (The Earth is flat!)