Текст и перевод песни The Low Mays - 富林娛樂心理輔導環節 Fulham Therapy Session

富林娛樂心理輔導環節 Fulham Therapy Session

唉 就係咁我又俾人停咗牌啦
又要買多架新車
你知唔知啲血跡係好難洗㗎?
OK, OK, hold up
你哋究竟有冇聽我講嘢㗎?
你經理人要我每個禮拜嚟幫你哋做心理輔導
我哋見過咁多次面
你哋覺唔覺得自己有問題㗎?

吓 即係點啊?
次次見到你又話自己醉駕又撞死人
啊翁又喺度打老婆又剩
點解你哋兩個唔使坐監嘅?
Huh 唔明

輪到我未啊? 輪到我未啊?
喂 你聽埋我講先啦
我頂你個肺
我對過好多個戇鳩仔男團
但呢班真係弱撚智㗎

我今個禮拜好撚嬲啊
啊 屌又嚟啦
我發現我一直以嚟好唔開心
有好撚多童年陰影啊!

係 可唔可以分享吓咧?
我細細個已經成日俾 miss 摸河B仔
大個咗次次開 show 又要俾啲女 fans 性侵
我真係好撚唔開心呀!
我都好撚唔開心呀! Argh!

OK 搞掂收工
祝你哋好運
I'm so fucking done with this
吓 佢咁就死咗啦?

Fulham Therapy Session

Sigh, so, my license got suspended again.
Gotta buy another new car.
You know how hard it is to get bloodstains out, right?
OK, OK, hold up.
Are you guys even listening to me?
Your manager makes me come here every week for your therapy sessions.
We've met so many times.
Don't you think there's something wrong with you guys?

Huh? What do you mean?
Every time I see you, you're talking about drunk driving and killing people.
And Wong keeps beating his wife and stuff.
Why aren't you two in jail?
Huh? I don't get it.

Is it my turn yet? Is it my turn yet?
Hey, listen to me first.
For fuck's sake.
I've dealt with a lot of dumb-ass boy bands.
But these guys are genuinely retarded.

I'm so fucking angry this week.
Ah, shit, here we go again.
I've realized that I've been really unhappy for a long time.
I have so much childhood trauma!

Really? Would you like to share it?
Since I was little, my teacher kept touching my penis.
And when I grew up, every time I perform, female fans sexually assault me.
I'm so fucking unhappy!
I'm so fucking unhappy too! Argh!

OK, done. Time to go.
Good luck to you all.
I'm so fucking done with this.
Huh? He just died like that?