Текст и перевод песни The New Raemon - M'agradaría Ser un Lemur

M'agradaría Ser un Lemur

Voldria ser un cagur
Per poder passar de tu
Saltar i menjar herba

Voldria ser un llimac
I bavejar amb dignitat
No com un merda

M'agradaria ser un lemur
Que no sé com son
I no pensar amb tu

Tu podrias ser un mp3
Per no ocupar tant lloc
En el meu cor
O ser un gavià i així jo
Tindria excusa per
A estar tancat

M'agradaria ser Nesquik
Per poder disoldre'm ja
I no pensar amb tu
I no pensar amb tu

Voldria ser un bulldog
Amb un nom horrible
Per no tenir esperança

Voldria ser un cargol
I ser hermafrodita
O un escarbat antinuclear

M'agradaria ser un lemur
I es que no sé què collons fan
I no pensar amb tu
I no pensar amb tu
I no pensar...

I Would Like to Be a Lemur

I wish I were a monkey,
To get away from you.
Jumping and eating grass.

I wish I were a slug,
And drool with dignity.
Not like a piece of shit.

I would like to be a lemur
I don't know what they do
And not think about you.

You could be an mp3,
So you wouldn't take up so much space
In my heart,
Or be a seagull, so that I
Would have an excuse to
Be locked up.

I would like to be Nesquik,
So I could dissolve now
And not think about you,
And not think about you.

I wish I were a bulldog,
With a horrible name,
So I wouldn't have any hope.

I wish I were a snail,
And be a hermaphrodite,
Or an anti-nuclear beetle.

I would like to be a lemur,
Because I don't know what the hell they do
And not think about you,
And not think about you,
And not think...