Текст и перевод песни The Pancakes - 腦殘遊記

腦殘遊記

腦殘 我是個腦殘
我的腦筋轉得很慢
腦殘 我只是個腦殘
這個真相我已習慣

還記得一歲那一天 某位醫生笑瞇瞇
他的眼睛閃閃發亮說 我會是個尖子

但有些東西不可不知 我的身體有些怪異
我頭顱脆弱似雞蛋殼 輕輕一篤都可變白痴

腦殘 我是個腦殘
我的腦筋轉得很慢
腦殘 我只是個腦殘
只懂呆呆地坐 坐在豬欄

還記得三歲那一天 某位忽忽地的姨姨
她將我拋高卻沒接 我就是這樣跌了在街邊

自那天起我變了低B
每天都充滿古怪事
我日常怪問怪答確是不得已
只因當天一仆跌斷食指

腦殘 我是個腦殘
一天裡有數十次不懂怎麼辦
腦殘 我只是個腦殘
一生浮游在笑與淚之間

腦殘 我是個腦殘
感激你接受我唱作編都最爛
腦殘 只要你也是個腦殘
即使遙遙萬里隔著千山
都有你們陪我不再孤單
我們各自困在快樂豬欄

Brain Damaged Travelogue

Brain damaged I'm brain damaged
My mind is very slow
Brain damaged I'm just brain damaged
I'm used to this truth

I remember on my first birthday a certain doctor smiled
His eyes sparkled and he said I would be a star

But there are some things you should know my body is a little strange
My skull is fragile like an eggshell a light tap can turn me into an idiot

Brain damaged I'm brain damaged
My mind is very slow
Brain damaged I'm just brain damaged
I just sit stupidly in the pigsty

I remember on my third birthday a certain absent-minded aunt
She threw me high but didn't catch me I fell like this on the roadside

I became an idiot since that day
Every day is full of strange things
It's really not my fault that I ask and answer questions strangely
Because that day I fell and broke my index finger

Brain damaged I'm brain damaged
I don't know what to do dozens of times a day
Brain damaged I'm just brain damaged
My whole life has been floating between laughter and tears

Brain damaged I'm brain damaged
I appreciate that you accept that my singing songwriting and production are all terrible
Brain damaged as long as you're brain damaged too
Even if we are thousands of miles apart and separated by mountains
I have you guys with me and I'm no longer alone
We are all trapped in our own happy pigpens