Текст и перевод песни The Refrescos - I.P.C.

I.P.C.

(Set!)
Soy economista y hoy
He de trabajar y estoy
Con un lápiz y un papel
No sé hallar el IPC
Lo compruebo y me da mal
No he sacado un decimal
No preguntes el porqué
No sé hallar el IPC

(Jet!)
(Set!)
Cinco cursos en el bar
Aprobado por copiar
Contratado por carné
No sé hallar el IPC
Nueve noches sin dormir
Cien libretas, veinte bics
Ya no hay whisky ni hay café
No sé hallar el IPC

(Jet!)
(Set!)
(Jet set?)
(-¿Cómo que Jet Set? Pero tú...
-Hombre, bueno, que queda bien...
-¡Pero aquí no va eso! ¡Carlos, mira esto!
-¡Carlos, no ha sido culpa mía!
-A mí me esperas a la salida, tío...
-¿Que a la salida te espere?
Te voy a partir la... ¡Ven aquí si tienes huevos!
-¡Sal a la calle!
-¡Ven aquí si tienes huevos!
-¡Sal a la calle!
-¡Ven aquí...!
-¡Sal, sal!
-¡Ven aquí si...!
-¡Sal, sal!
-¡Ven aquí si tienes huevos!
-¡Sal a la calle!)

Ser Mario Conde
Es lo que quiero yo
Ser Mario Conde

Hipotecario! (Hipotecario!)
O Santander! (Santander!)
Hispanoamericano! (Hispanoamericano!)
O ser Caja Madrid! (Caja Madrid!)
El Barclays Bank! (Barclays Bank!)
O ser Banesto! (Creo que son estos!)
El BBV! (BBV!)
Caixa Galicia! (Caixa Galicia!)

Everybody clap your hands
Everybody clap your hands
(Clap your hands everybody)
(Everybody clap your hands)
C'mon boy, do it [?]
You can use your [?] tonight, never say no, never say why
C'mon boy, do it [?]

Ser Mario Conde
Es lo que quiero yo
Ser Mario Conde

Ser Mario Conde
Es lo que quiero yo
Ser Mario Conde

CPI

(Set!)
I'm an economist and today
I have to work and I'm
With a pencil and a paper
I don't know how to find the CPI
I check it and it's wrong
I didn't get a decimal
Don't ask me why
I don't know how to find the CPI

(Jet!)
(Set!)
Five courses in the bar
Passed by copying
Hired by ID
I don't know how to find the CPI
Nine nights without sleep
A hundred notebooks, twenty pens
There's no more whiskey or coffee
I don't know how to find the CPI

(Jet!)
(Set!)
(Jet set?)
(-What do you mean Jet Set? But you...
-Well, it sounds good...
-But that doesn't go here! Carlos, look at this!
-Carlos, it wasn't my fault!
-You wait for me outside, dude...
-You want me to wait for you outside?
I'm gonna break your... Come here if you have balls!
-Get out in the street!
-Come here if you have balls!
-Get out in the street!
-Come here...!
-Get out, get out!
-Come here if...!
-Get out, get out!
-Come here if you have balls!
-Get out in the street!)

Being Mario Conde
Is what I want
Being Mario Conde

Mortgage! (Mortgage!)
Or Santander! (Santander!)
Hispanic-American! (Hispanic-American!)
Or be Caja Madrid! (Caja Madrid!)
Barclays Bank! (Barclays Bank!)
Or be Banesto! (I think it's these!)
BBV! (BBV!)
Caixa Galicia! (Caixa Galicia!)

Everybody clap your hands
Everybody clap your hands
(Clap your hands everybody)
(Everybody clap your hands)
C'mon boy, do it [?]
You can use your [?] tonight, never say no, never say why
C'mon boy, do it [?]

Being Mario Conde
Is what I want
Being Mario Conde

Being Mario Conde
Is what I want
Being Mario Conde