Текст песни Uncle Brian's Abattoir (feat. Peter Doherty & Jack Jones) - Peter Doherty , Trampolene

My Uncle Brian's abattoir
If you ever go insane
Artificial weak or vain
Dangle dewdrops from your hooter
Fall in love with your computer
You can put your life to rights

If you ever develop warts
Or have anti-social thoughts
If your face is full of lines
A mess with unexploded mines
You can put your life to rights

When your brain needs Polyfilla
Get me that humane killer
And we'll toddle off afar
To my Uncle Brian's Abattoir

Uncle Brian's Abattoir
Uncle Brian's Abattoir

If you ever lose the fuse
Ask little Joe to sing the blues in his orthopaedic shoes
If your body is weak and your mind is wrong
If you've forgotten the words to your favourite song
You can put your life to rights

If you can't tell arse from elbow
Can't tell a penguin from a cello
You can put your life to rights

When your brain needs Polyfilla
Get me that humane killer
And we'll toddle off near and far
To my Uncle Brian's abattoir

Get me that humane killer
And we'll toddle off afar
To my Uncle Brian's abattoir

Uncle Brian's Abattoir
Uncle Brian's Abattoir