Текст и перевод песни Ty. - 凹造型

凹造型

不忙哆 不慌哆 我先凹個造型
不能像他們 瓜得要命
瓜得要命 瓜得要命 瓜得要命 瓜得可以報警

雖然我不是新疆人 但我有新疆魂
我的兄弟有好多新疆人 不信我帶他敲你門
雖然我沒在西藏生，但曾經在拉薩混
我說的林芝不是拿來養生的 它日媽是個城
有不得文化 朋友 有不得文化 朋友
我說我很有文化 雖然我初中都沒讀完 朋友
我直接就讀了大學 讀了大學 畢業我都沒滿19 朋友
老師打電話 喊去拿畢業證 我說拿他媽賣批 朋友
老子做音樂的 我需要拿啥子畢業證
老子做音樂的 老子音樂上頭文化深
那些套路都不是我的心
我的心有層霧 不太容易看清
只能迷迷糊糊的 迷迷糊糊的 看到我凹了造型

不忙哆 不慌哆 我先凹個造型
不能像他們 瓜得要命
瓜得要命 瓜得要命 瓜得要命 瓜得可以報警

明顯我是個成都人 成是成功的成
成龍也是這個成 但他不是成都人
雖然我是個成都人 但我更是炎黃子孫
哪個敢來批塞老子的省 老子兄弟把他剁成粉
我的兄弟在西南 我的兄弟在東北
我的兄弟也在中原 西域的兄弟也毛的很
我的兄弟有維族藏族 還有啥子族我都懶得問
啥子族根本不存在 反正我們都是中國人
我們從來不分那麽清 我們又不是胎神
他們為啥子分那麽清 因為他們全是胎神
我們從來走的都是心 他們給你走的都是腎
把你胸口搞得冰欠 喊你造型都凹不成

不忙哆 不慌哆 我先凹個造型
不能像他們 瓜得要命
瓜得要命 瓜得要命 瓜得要命 瓜得可以報警

看老子悠閒 從成都到外地收錢
說廢話的 不跟你周旋
把賺的錢都換成歐元
看目標都被老子勾拳
想好生耍 不用靠偷錢
就高調的做事 為別人收斂
又遭到了注視 造型休閒
你非要去 鼓搗去當他們
老子有錘子有辦法
又能導致幹嘛？

如果老是犯傻 把稿子打亂
話說明不清 咱表示辦法
但逮疼 宰不是辦法
是老子的辦法 我保持的辦法
你老是亂耍 都找不到自己的價值
還擺啥子架子 傻逼你咋子
安 太JB瓜了 太JB瓜了 太JB瓜了

每一個廣場 都鬧批渣麻了
看一場戲 把爆米花拿到
中國式特色是絕無僅有
風格是特別 還絕不還手
沖的絕對兇 啥子都要不懂
我只想說你們的行為只醜

不忙哆 不慌哆 我先凹個造型
不能像他們 瓜得要命
瓜得要命 瓜得要命 瓜得要命 瓜得可以報警

Pose

Wait a second, hold on, let me pose first
Can't be like them, they're so lame
They're so lame, so lame, so lame, they should call the cops

Though I'm not from Xinjiang, I have a Xinjiang soul
I have many brothers from Xinjiang, don't believe me, I'll have them knock on your door
Though I wasn't born in Tibet, I used to hang out in Lhasa
The Nyingchi I'm talking about isn't for health preservation, it's a damn city
People of culture, friends
I say I'm very cultured, even though I didn't even finish junior high, my friend
I went straight to college, I went to college, I graduated before I was even 19, my friend
The teacher called and told me to pick up my diploma, I said, "F**k that, my friend
I'm a musician, what do I need a graduation certificate for?
I'm a musician, I'm deep in music, my culture is deep
Those routines are not my thing
There's a layer of fog over my heart, not easy to see clearly
You can only vaguely see me posing

Wait a second, hold on, let me pose first
Can't be like them, they're so lame
They're so lame, so lame, so lame, they should call the cops

Obviously I'm from Chengdu, "cheng" means success
Jackie Chan is also from "cheng," but he's not from Chengdu
Though I'm from Chengdu, I'm even more a descendant of Yan and Huang
Whoever dares to criticize my province, my brothers will chop them into pieces
My brothers are in the southwest, my brothers are in the northeast
My brothers are also in the Central Plains, my brothers in the Western Regions are also very hairy
I have Uyghur brothers, Tibetan brothers, and I can't be bothered to ask what other kinds of brothers I have
There's no such thing as "kind," we're all Chinese
We've never been that clear, we're not fetal gods
Why are they so clear about it? Because they're all fetal gods
We always follow our hearts, they lead you by the nose
They make your chest feel ice-cold, they won't even let you pose

Wait a second, hold on, let me pose first
Can't be like them, they're so lame
They're so lame, so lame, so lame, they should call the cops

Watch me chill, from Chengdu to out of town to collect money
Don't waste your breath talking nonsense
Exchange all the money I earn for euros
Watch the targets get hooked by my uppercut
Got to live a good life, don't need to steal money
Just do things high-profile, for others to watch
Attracting attention again, posing casually
You must go and mess with them
I have a hammer, I have a way
What else can it lead to?

If I keep making mistakes, the manuscript will be messed up
I can't make myself clear, we'll just have to find a way
But resorting to violence is not the way
It's my way, the way I hold on
You're always messing around, can't find your own value
What are you putting on airs for? You idiot
Oh, you're so stupid, so stupid, so stupid

Every square is crowded with people
Watch a show and grab some popcorn
Chinese characteristics are absolutely unique
The style is special, and they never fight back
They're absolutely ruthless, they don't understand anything
I just want to say that your behavior is ugly

Wait a second, hold on, let me pose first
Can't be like them, they're so lame
They're so lame, so lame, so lame, they should call the cops