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Majones

Katten gjekk fint på sio av damo
Så traff dei en mann så hadde litt majones på naso
Han hadde sikkert åde ei skjeva te frokost med majones på
Og gløymt å kikkt seg i speilet før han sko ud i verden å gå
Diddeliddelei diddeliddelei, ut i verden å gå
Damo fniste litt i sitt fjes
Hu lurde på kor den karen sko hen med naso full av majones
Og katten te den fina damo fekk så lyst på majonesen på naso
Men naso va høgt oppi veret og katten langt nere
Diddeliddelei diddeliddelei, katten langt nere
Kossen sko han griba det an, kossen sko han griba det an?
Mannen bukte høftlig og sa "goddag, frue" damo svarde ligeså
Og majonesen på naso va det einaste katten kikkte på
Dei passerde kvarandre og gjekk kver sin vei
Men katten snudde og fylde itte mannen det va nå' an ville sei
Diddeliddelei diddeliddelei, det va nå' an ville sei
Så han stilde seg opp før mannen på to labba
Og pekte med den tredje mot naso og sa "mjau mjau"
Men mannen forstod ingenting han bøyde seg ner mot katten og sa "Heia lille pisen, så fine an va"
Sånn gjekk det te, sånn gjekk det te
At majonesen kom innenfor rekkevidde
Ja, sånn gjekk det te at majonesen kom innenfor rekkevidde
Og moralen e, moralen e
Du må'kje gløyma å kikka deg i speilet
For det der du e, det e der du e
Og husk å tork deg rundt munnen og resten av fjeset
Når du he åååå-de

Mayonnaise

The cat walked elegantly by the lady
Then they met a man who had some mayonnaise on his nose
He had probably eaten a slice of bread with mayonnaise for breakfast
And forgotten to look in the mirror before he went out into the world
Diddeliddelei diddeliddelei, out into the world to go
The lady giggled a little to herself
She wondered where that man was going with his nose full of mayonnaise
And the cat of the fine lady got such a craving for the mayonnaise on the nose
But the nose was high up in the air and the cat far below
Diddeliddelei diddeliddelei, the cat far below
How was he going to do it, how was he going to do it?
The man bowed politely and said "good day, madam" the lady replied likewise
And the mayonnaise on the nose was the only thing the cat looked at
They passed each other and went their separate ways
But the cat turned around and followed the man because there was something he wanted to say
Diddeliddelei diddeliddelei, there was something he wanted to say
So he stood before the man on two paws
And pointed with the third at the nose and said "meow meow"
But the man didn't understand anything he bent down to the cat and said "Hello little kitty, you're so pretty"
That's how it happened, that's how it happened
That the mayonnaise came within reach
Yes, that's how it happened that the mayonnaise came within reach
And the moral is, the moral is
Don't forget to look in the mirror
Because where you are, is where you are
And remember to wipe your mouth and the rest of your face
When you've eaten