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Yokai ni Goyojin

へーんな感じがしませんか?
君が見ているこのテレビ
妖怪っぽくはないですか?
気をつけな 気をつけな
妖怪にゃあ テレビに似たのもいるんだよ
ブラウン管から ニョロッと手が出て
おいで おいでするかもしれないよ
妖怪っぽいー 妖怪っぽいー
あちらもこちらも 妖怪っぽいー

へーんな感じがしませんか?
あの角まがる女の子
妖怪っぽくはないですか?
気をつけな 気をつけな
妖怪にゃあ 可愛い女の子もいるんだよ
ラブレターなんか 出したりしたら
ひゅう どろんするかもしれないよ
妖怪っぽいー 妖怪っぽいー
あいつもこいつも 妖怪っぽいー

へーんな感じがしませんか?
君が持ってる そのお菓子
妖怪っぽくはないですか?
気をつけな 気をつけな
妖怪にゃあ お菓子に似たのもあるんだよ
ひとくち食べたら ぷるんとふるえて
あかんべえするかもしれないよ
妖怪っぽいー 妖怪っぽいー
とにかくなんでも 妖怪っぽい

Yokai ni Goyojin

Don't you think it feels funny?
This TV you're watching
Doesn't it seem like a monster?
Be careful, be careful
There's a youkai who looks like TV
A hand may come out of the CRT
And say, 'Come, come.'
It looks like a monster—it looks like a monster—
Everything looks like a monster, over here and over there.

Don't you think it's weird?
That girl turning the corner
Doesn't she seem like a monster?
Be careful, be careful
There are youkai who look like cute girls
If you give her a love letter
She may go "whoosh" and disappear.
She seems like a monster, she seems like a monster
Both of them, both of them look like monsters.

Don't you think it's weird?
That snack you're holding
Doesn't it seem like a monster?
Be careful, be careful
There are youkai who look like snacks
If you take a bite, it may tremble and shiver
And stick out its tongue at you.
It looks like a monster, it looks like a monster
In fact, everything looks like a monster.