Hige to Boin (Live) - UNICORN перевод на английский

Hige to Boin (Live)

僕のデスクのとなりの痩せてるくせにボインは
花見の時にキスして それから何もない
そんな彼女の口ぐせは「あなたはいつも仕事でしょ」

社長は若いくせしてヒゲなんかはやしちゃって
「君を見てると昔の僕を見るようだ
女にうつつを抜かすと 私のようになれないよ」
考えてるさ とぼけてはいるけれど

ああ男にはつらくて長い二つの道が
ああ永遠の深いテーマさ ヒゲとボインが手招きする

社長は社長のくせに仕事もしないで遊ぶ
いやな予感は適中 狙いは彼女
僕も連れてけといったら「あなたはどうせ仕事でしょ」

アメリカ帰りで独身 なんだそのえらそうヒゲ
僕の見てる目の前でボインに手を出した
何かがおかしい何かが あなたのようになりたいが
会社とはなんだ人生とは何だ

（ヒゲトボインボクハボインノホウガスキデス... ハイ）

ああ僕は今世界一の悩める人さ
ああ男にはつらくて長い二つの道が
ああ永遠に僕を迷わすヒゲとボインが
夜空に浮かぶ

Mustache and Breasts (Live)

The girl next to my desk, so skinny yet busty,
We kissed at the cherry blossom viewing, and nothing since.
Her favorite line is, "You're always working, aren't you?"

The boss, so young, yet sporting a mustache,
"Looking at you reminds me of my younger self.
If you're distracted by women, you won't be like me."
I ponder, though I feign ignorance.

Oh, for men, there are two long and arduous paths,
Oh, the eternal, profound themes: mustache and breasts beckon.

The boss, despite being the boss, shirks work and plays,
My bad feeling was right, his target is her.
I asked to join, he said, "You're always working, aren't you?"

Returned from America, single, what's with that arrogant mustache?
Right in front of me, he made a move on her breasts.
Something's wrong, something's… I want to be like you,
What is a company? What is life?

(Mustache and breasts, I prefer breasts… Yes)

Oh, I am now the most troubled man in the world.
Oh, for men, there are two long and arduous paths,
Oh, mustache and breasts, forever leading me astray,
Floating in the night sky.