Hige to Boin - Unicorn перевод на английский

Hige to Boin

僕のデスクのとなりの痩せてるくせにボインは
花見の時にキスしてそれから何もない
そんな彼女の口ぐせは｢あなたはいつも仕事でしょ｣
社長は若いくせしてヒゲなんかはやしちゃって
君を見てると昔の僕を見るようだ
女にうつつを抜かすと私のようになれないよ
考えてるさ とぼけてはいるけれど
ああ男にはつらくて長い二つの道が
ああ永遠の深いテーマさヒゲとボインが
手招きする

社長は社長のくせに仕事もしないで遊ぶ
いやな予感は的中 狙いは彼女
僕も連れてけといったら｢あなたはどうせ仕事でしょ｣
アメリカ帰りで独身 なんだそのえらそなヒゲ
僕の見てる目の前でボインに手を出した
何かがおかしい何かが あなたのようになりたいが
会社とは何だ人生とは何だ

ああ僕は今世界一の悩める人さ
ああ男にはつらくて長い二つの道が
ああ永遠に 僕を迷わすヒゲとボインが
夜空に浮かぶ

Mustache and Breasts

The girl next to my desk, skinny yet busty,
We kissed at the cherry blossom viewing, and nothing since.
Her catchphrase is, "You're always working, aren't you?"
The boss, young as he is, sports a mustache,
Looking at you, I see my younger self.
"If you're infatuated with women, you won't be like me," she says.
I'm thinking, though I pretend to be oblivious,
Ah, for men, there are two long and arduous paths,
Ah, the eternally deep theme of mustache and breasts,
Beckoning me.

The boss, despite being the boss, plays around instead of working.
My bad feeling was spot on, his target is her.
When I asked to join them, he said, "You're always working, aren't you?"
Back from America, single, what's with that smug mustache?
Right in front of my eyes, he laid his hands on her breasts.
Something is wrong, something is... I want to be like you,
What is a company? What is life?

Ah, I am now the most troubled man in the world.
Ah, for men, there are two long and arduous paths,
Ah, forever, mustache and breasts lead me astray,
Floating in the night sky.