Текст и перевод песни Vantroi - Narices de a Gramo

Narices de a Gramo

Quiubo bale
Vengo del puritito Michoacan
Vengo de pasada
Me cuadra el nombre
De esta cantina
Y el ambiente que hay aqui
Y me gustaria hecharme
Unas cervezas con usted
Que le parece
Pues me parece bien
Yo se las invito:
En la cantina del chupe
En la ciudad de Durango
Entre a hecharme unas cervezas
De sed me andaba secando
Me la invito un buen amigo
Que ahi se allaba pisteando:
Despues de dos tres cervezas
Me fui derechito al grano
Le dije a que horas se mocha
Inviteme para el baño
Nimodo que no le ponga
Si tiene nariz de a gramo:
Me adivino el pensamiento
Ya lo traia aqui en la mano:
Aqui mismo le ponemos
No necesita ir al baño
Pa'que se enconde mi amigo
Aqui mismo no la hechamos:
Por algo existen los dichos
Y los refranes me gustan
Porque clarito lo dice
Dios lo cria y ellos se juntan
No me gustan los culebras
Que de la nada se asustan:
Tengo narices de a gramo
Y el nombrecito me queda:
Usted tampoco mi amigo
No canta mal las rancheras
Usted la absorbe a dos metros
Como si fuera manguera:
No piense usted que con eso
Voy hacerme el ofendido:
Al contrario me da gusto
Por haberlo conocido
Y conste que no hago ronda
A cual desquier individuo:
Todo es puro cotorreo
Y aqui todo esta tranquilo:
Y si se acabo la bolsa
Hay en el carro esta un kilo
Al fin ya estamos entrados
Este rollo hay que seguirlo:
Con esta nos despedimos
Y haber que dia nos juntamos:
En la cantina del chupe
Que agusto nos la pasamos
Aqui esta la crema y nata
De los narices de a gramo.

Gram Nose

Hey, how are you doing?
I'm from Michoacan
Just passing through.
I like the name
of this cantina
and the atmosphere here.
I'd love to have
a few beers with you.
What do you think?
Sounds good to me.
My treat:
In the "Cantina del Chupe"
in the city of Durango.
I went in to have some beers.
I was parched.
A good friend of mine
was there drinking:
After two or three beers
I got straight to the point.
I asked him when he was leaving.
Invite me to the bathroom.
You can't refuse
if you have a "nose of a gram":
I guessed his thoughts
He already had it in his hand:
Let's do it right here.
No need to go to the bathroom.
Why hide it, my friend?
Let's do it right here.
There's a reason why sayings exist
and I like proverbs
because they say it clearly
God creates them and they come together.
I don't like snakes
that get scared for no reason:
I have a "nose of a gram"
and the name suits me.
You're not bad at singing rancheras either,
my friend.
You absorb it from two meters away
like a hose:
Don't think that with that
I'm going to be offended:
On the contrary, I'm glad
to have met you.
And let the record show that I don't go around
to anyone:
It's all just fun and games
and everything is calm here:
And if we run out of the bag
there's a kilo in the car.
We're already into it.
We need to keep this going:
With this we say goodbye
and let's see when we meet again:
In the "Cantina del Chupe"
We had a great time.
Here is the cream of the crop
of "gram nose" people.