Текст песни Salesmunz Rap - VeggieTales

Check it out! Check it out!
If you want a big hat (we got that!)
If you need a tube of glue (we got that!)
A 20 gallon wok? (They're in stock!)

And if you need refrigerators to keep extra mashed potatoes
Or a giant air compressor to blow fruit flies off your dresser
Or a dehydrated strudel
Or a nose ring for your poodle
Or a five pound can of tuna
And some flippers to go scuba

Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!
Here we go, scuba! Come on!

If you need a rubber hose (we got those!)
A rhododendron tree (we got three!)
A wrap-around deck
Gotta check

But if you need a window scraper
And a gross of toilet paper
Or a rachet set and pliers
And surround sound amplifiers
And a solar turkey chopper
Or a padded gopher bopper
Flannel shirts for looking grungy
And some rope for goin' bunji

Bunji! Bunji! Bunji-wun-gee-fun-gee!
Here we go, bunji! Come on!

What we've mentioned are only just some
Of the wonderful things yet to come
These pictures you keep are so (nice)
But you really should take our advice
Happiness waits at the Stuff-Mart!
All you need is lots more stuff!

You really, really ought to!
How could I afford not to?
Now you've got it (oh, great!)
Happiness waits at the Stuff-Mart!
All you need is lots more stuff!