Текст и перевод песни Velandia y La Tigra - Chuvak

Chuvak

Tak kleovaf kolumbi, chuvak

Tak kleovaf kolumbi

Tak kleovaf kolumbi

Ey ñero, logre pasar la mercancía
Y tengo aquí en la casa la caleta
Arrímese pa acá con la maleta
Es tanta plata que quiero compartírsela.

Puede llevarse todo lo que empuje
Tengo la casa, del piso al techo llena
De mero papelito repetido
De puro billetico con la misma jeta.

Y eso que ya entregue varios paquetes
Tan solamente cancelando prestamos
Que este negocio requiere riesgos
Pa que le rinda toca que apure.

Pida, que pida chino sin vergüenzas
Que yo no soy un man michicato
Compre una casa para su cucha
Llévela y tráigala en avioneta.

Ey ñero, no se que hacer con el dinero
Podría pagar la deuda externa, pero no quiero
Podría mandar a tumbar al presidente
O hacer de mi barrio un pueblo independiente.

Yo no se que voy a hacer para abrir un banco
Para que el estrato cero tenga cheques
Pa que le pongan jacuzzi a la cochera
Pa que el invierno no les tumbe el rancho.

Con lo que sobre me voy pa Rusia
Que allá la gente si que es mas decente
Que en este pueblo nadie comprende
De donde viene su suerte perra.

De Rusia yo me voy a traer un bloque
Un batallón de manes bien grandotes
Pa que me cuiden bien la caleta
Pa que a su jefe nadie lo toque.

Tak kleovaf kolumbi, chuvak

Tak kleovaf kolumbi

Tak kleovaf kolumbi

La plata es una ilusión, cualquiera se equivoca
Porque al que no tiene televisor, no se le daña el televisor.

Y no hay peor pobre que el que no sabe bailar
La plata es una ilusión, no le meta mente López
Accione.

Chuvak
Chuvak
Chuvak
Chuvak.

Chuvak

Such a fantastic Colombia, dude

Such a fantastic Colombia

Such a fantastic Colombia

Hey bro, I managed to get the merchandise through
And I have the stash right here in the house
Come over here with the suitcase
It's so much money that I want to share it with you.

You can take everything you can carry
I have the house filled from floor to ceiling
With so much repeated paper
Lots of bills with the same face.

And that's even after I've already delivered several packages
Just paying off loans
Because this business requires risks
To make it work, you have to hurry.

Ask, ask away, man, don't be shy
Because I'm not a stingy guy
Buy a house for your dog
Take it and bring it in by plane.

Hey bro, I don't know what to do with the money
I could pay off the foreign debt, but I don't want to
I could have the president killed
Or make my neighborhood an independent town.

I don't know what I'm going to do to open a bank
So that the zero stratum can have checks
So that they can put a jacuzzi in their garage
So that winter doesn't knock their houses down.

With what's left over, I'll go to Russia
Because the people there are much more decent
Nobody in this town understands
Where their damn fortune comes from.

From Russia, I'm going to bring back a bloc
A battalion of really big guys
To guard my stash well
So that nobody touches their boss.

Such a fantastic Colombia, dude

Such a fantastic Colombia

Such a fantastic Colombia

Money is an illusion, anyone can be mistaken
Because for those who don't have a TV, their TV doesn't break.

And there's no worse poor person than someone who doesn't know how to dance
Money is an illusion, don't worry about it, López
Take action.

Dude
Dude
Dude
Dude.