Текст и перевод песни Vojko V - Dump Around

Dump Around

Otkad znam za sebe stalno mi se sere
Jer cesto grizem nokte, a ruke rijetko perem
Moram otic na psihoanalizu
Jer 'vata me panika ako školjka nije blizu

Sve je pocelo kad isa sam u osnovnu skolu
Previse sam pia colu,
I obicnu i light
I fantu i sprite i schweppes
I seven up i cocktu i orelu i pepsi

I nisam sta dok si nisam sjeba criva
I nisam vise sra nego na guzicu proliva
U razredu me profesor proziva
Di je mali Vujevic - u WC-u, opet mu se kaki
Cucavci u osnovnoj mi nisu bili dragi
Svaki dan ja sam mora cucat
Vrata se nisu dala zakljucat
I jos sa vanjske strane
Djevojcice iz osmoga su pusile duvane

Jer su picale sa sata
Livom rukom sam pridrzava vrata
A desnom bia naslonjen na zid iza cucavca
I kad su cule kako prskam proliv su se gnusale od uzasa

Nemoj ulazit u WC nakon sta poserem se ja
Dump around, dump around

Nemoj ulazit u WC nakon sta poserem se ja
Dump around, dump around

Otkad znam za sebe stalno mi se kenja
Imam proliv koji traje od rodjenja
Zbog toga dozivljavam razna ponizenja
Serem se u mraku jer u Toi Toiu nema osvjetljenja

Kad putujem sa bendom uvati me paranoja
Kasnimo na tonske jer je svaka pumpa moja
Svaku dasku moram brisat, inace cu skupit sidu
Sidnem da se poserem i gledam
Sta su ljudi sve isarali po zidu

Citam ponude za seks, gledam kukaste krizeve
Naljepnice na Torcidu
Pocea sam pamtit koji potpisi se nalaze
Na tocno kojoj benzinskoj postaji

Zahodi u Bosni svi su odvratni
Nema papira, na zidu su smedji otisci ruku
Spigete mi se vuku
Priko zapisanog poda
Serem priko tudjih govana zato sta ne radi voda

Nemoj ulazit u WC nakon sta poserem se ja
Dump around, dump around

Nemoj ulazit u WC nakon sta poserem se ja
Dump around, dump around

Otkad znam za sebe stalno mi dumpa
Posli crnog rizota mi govno pari nafta
Pijem caj od sipka da mi zacepi supak
Ako backstage nema WC, necu nastupat

Prije koncerta me uvati nuzda
Hrana izlazi iz mene prije nego sta je usla
Vadim opremu, maramice i salvete
Stapice sa sezamom i imodium tablete

Imam glasove u glavi sta su masu zli
Kazu - usrat ces se u gace, rugat ce ti se svi
Dica ispred bine me podsjecaju na dicu iz osnovne skole
Fanovi su, al' me ne vole

Prate me do zahoda, kucaju na vrata, oce uc
Jer misle da sam otisa vuc
Vrata nemaju kljuc
A skoljka nema daske, sta cu
Gace skinem,
Bacim govno sa visine

Nemoj ulazit u WC nakon sta poserem se ja
Dump around, dump around

Nemoj ulazit u WC nakon sta poserem se ja
Dump around, dump around

Dump Around

Ever since I can remember, I've always had loose bowels
Because I often bite my nails, and I rarely wash my hands
I need to go to psychoanalysis
Because 'I feel panicky if the toilet is not nearby

It all started when I was in elementary school
I drank too much Coca-Cola,
Both regular and light
And Fanta, and Sprite, and Schweppes
And Seven Up, and Cockta, and Orelu, and Pepsi

And I didn't stop until I screwed up my intestines
And I no longer shit but into the toilet seat
In class the professor calls me out
Where's little Vujevic - in the toilet, shitting again
The jerks in elementary school were not kind to me
Every day I had to shit
The door wouldn't lock
And even from the outside
The girls in eighth grade were smoking cigarettes

Because they were pissing off the clock
With my left hand I held the door
And with my right I leaned on the wall behind the toilet
And when they heard me splashing, they were disgusted by the horror of diarrhea

Don't go into the toilet after I shit
Dump around, dump around

Don't go into the toilet after I shit
Dump around, dump around

Ever since I can remember, I've always had the shits
I have diarrhea that has lasted since birth
Because of that I experience various humiliations
I shit in the dark because there is no lighting in the Toi Toi

When I travel with the band, I get paranoid
We're late for sound checks because every gas station is mine
I have to wipe every seat, or else I'll get AIDS
I sit down to shit and look
What people have written all over the wall

I read offers for sex, I look at swastikas
Stickers for Torcida
I started memorizing which signatures are located
At exactly which gas station

The toilets in Bosnia are all disgusting
There is no paper, there are brown handprints on the walls
The faucets are dragging me
Across the graffitied floor
I shit over other people's shit because the water doesn't work

Don't go into the toilet after I shit
Dump around, dump around

Don't go into the toilet after I shit
Dump around, dump around

Ever since I can remember, I've always had the dumps
After I eat black risotto, my shit burns like gasoline
I drink rosehip tea to stop my runny nose
If there is no toilet backstage, I will not perform

Before the concert, I get the urge
The food comes out of me before it's even gone in
I take out my gear, tissues and napkins
Sesame sticks and Imodium tablets

I have voices in my head that are evil
They say - you will shit in your pants, everyone will laugh at you
The children in front of the stage remind me of the children from elementary school
They are fans, but they don't like me

They follow me to the toilet, they knock on the door, they want to come in
Because they think I'm a werewolf
The door has no key
And the toilet has no seat, what will I do
I take off my pants,
I shit from a great height

Don't go into the toilet after I shit
Dump around, dump around

Don't go into the toilet after I shit
Dump around, dump around