Текст и перевод песни Vojko V - Ne Može

Ne Može

Vojko V dolazi, bolje se pazi (MAKNI DICU)
Imam facu ka da prodajem knjige na pjaci (SUMNJIVO)
Čim uvatin volan postajem grez (JEBEN TI MATER)
Na Poljičkoj vozim srebrni lijes (SIVI SAXO)
Mala na pumpi pere mi stakla (BRŽE, BRŽE)
Sedam debila je gleda iz auta (PEDO, PEDO)
U hotelu na doručku mažemo, rižemo (IDEMO, IDEMO)
Na ručku kod staraca govorim književno (HA HAA)
Before u klubu, party u stanu (IDEMO SVI)
Na afteru svi smo u petome danu (U EMISIJI)
Srećko pita u čemu je beat (U IMOTSKOM)
Raspudić vadi i udara zid (WOOO)
Svi smo u kiši počeli kasno (OSIM ZENZE)
Crnim se gadno, penjem se na stol (OPA, OPA, OPA)
Derem se ženskoj: "Skini se gola!" (AJDE, AJDE)
Žuvi mi viče da siđem sa stola (CRNIŠ SE)
Moram se ženit, obitelj me tira (AJDE, AJDE)
Kupiću pršuta, kupiću sira (IDEMO, IDEMO)
Iduće godine roknit ću dite (MORAŠ)
Uložiću veto da zove se Stipe (WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO)
Vojko je puka ka Blanka Vlašić (PREVIŠE PLEŠEM)
Pošaljem cajku Lidiji Bačić (NEĆE DA KUPI)
Pišem cajke jer treba mi novca (OZBILJNO)
Triba mi pizza u Graše i biftek u lovca (WOOO)
Moram spomenit i biloga pivca (NAJBOLJA KOKOŠ)
Tamo je negdi iza Lovrinca (BILI PIVAC)
Tamo je iza Stobreča, prije Podstrane (NEMOŠ GA FALIT)
Dobiću besplatnu kokoš zbog ove reklame
Dobiću besplatnu picu u Mirakula (JUMBO, JUMBO)
Od prodaje albuma dobiću nula (SKINI GA SLOBODNO)
Na nastupu dobiću napadaj bijesa (AAAAA)
Jer doša sam gladan i treba mi mesa al organizator je počea žicat
Umisto mesa može li pizza?
Može li Balantajn umisto jacka?
Evo ti šta sam mu reka: reka sam NE MOŽE
Organizator meni se jada
Novci od grada još nisu došli
Zna da dogovor bia je sada
Al može li platit posli? Reka sam NE MOŽE
Teta u Victe mortadelu riže
Reka sam dajte mi petnaest deka
Kad je izvagala bilo je više
Može li 16 deka? Reka sam NE MOŽE
Nanana na na, cici li mici
Još jedna baza i gotovo sve
Idući lajn je posvećen dici
Recite drogama NE
Ali Vojko V NE MOŽE

It Can't Be

Vojko V is coming, you better watch out (GET THE KIDS OUT OF HERE)
I have a degree as if I sell books at the market (SUSPICIOUS)
As soon as I grab the wheel, I become a sin (FUCK YOUR MOTHER)
In Poljička I drive a silver coffin (GRAY SAXO)
A girl at the gas station washes my windows (HURRY, HURRY)
Seven idiots watch from the car (PEDO, PEDO)
In the hotel at breakfast, we spread and burp (LET'S GO, LET'S GO)
At lunch with the old people, I speak eloquently (HA HA)
Before the club, party at the apartment (LET'S ALL GO)
At the after party we're all on day five (ON THE SHOW)
Srećko asks what the beat is in (IN IMOTSKI)
Raspudić takes it out and hits the wall (WOO)
We all started late in the rain (EXCEPT ZENZA)
I'm getting dark, climbing on the table (OPA, OPA, OPA)
I scream at the woman: "Get naked!" (COME ON, COME ON)
Žuvi shouts at me to get off the table (YOU'RE GETTING DARK)
I have to get married, my family is pulling me (COME ON, COME ON)
I'll buy prosciutto, I'll buy cheese (LET'S GO, LET'S GO)
Next year I'll have a kid (YOU HAVE TO)
I'll put my foot down that his name is Stipe (WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO)
Vojko is drunk as Blanka Vlašić (I DANCE TOO MUCH)
I'll send a message to Lidija Bačić (SHE WON'T BUY IT)
I write messages because I need money (SERIOUSLY)
I need pizza in Graše and steak in lovca (WOOO)
I have to mention the white beer drinker (THE BEST CHICKEN)
It's somewhere behind Lovrinac (WHITE BEER DRINKER)
It's behind Stobreč, before Podstrana (YOU CAN'T MISS IT)
I'll get a free chicken because of this ad
I'll get a free pizza at Mirakula (JUMBO, JUMBO)
From the album sales I'll get zero (DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE)
At the performance I'll get a fit of rage (AAAAA)
Because I came hungry and I need meat but the organizer has started to cheat
Instead of meat, can there be pizza?
Can there be Ballantine's instead of Jack?
Here's what I told him: I said IT CAN'T BE
The organizer complains to me
The money from the city hasn't come yet
He knows the deal was now
But can you pay later? I said IT CAN'T BE
My aunt in Victe is cutting mortadella
I said give me a quarter pound
When she weighed it, it was more
Can it be 16 ounces? I said IT CAN'T BE
Nanana na na, tits or pussies
One more base and that's pretty much it
The next line is dedicated to broads
Say NO to drugs
But Vojko V IT CAN'T BE