Текст и перевод песни WEDNESDAY CAMPANELLA - Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood

森の向こうのはなれた一等地に
つうじている一本道
なのに迷った方向音痴が
ワインとケーキ持ってばあちゃんち

着いて鳴らしたチャイムはフェイクで
指紋認証は2秒で一致
ドアを蹴破り部屋を見渡したら
思いっきり怪しい気配を察知

はい ちょっと待ってこれ
やってんな
完全にやっちゃってんな
どっからどう見たってこれ
ばあちゃんじゃなくておおかみじゃん？

ばれてんぞ ばれてんぞ
これ完全にばれてんぞ
一ミリも似てねぇかんな
さすがにこれで騙そうってのは
調子良すぎないか 大丈夫か?

あ、これどっきりか？
そっちのパターンか
そりゃそうだよな
OK、OK
じゃあカメラは花瓶のあたりか本の後ろか？

今すぐ終わらせてもいいけど
逆に最後まで見たい気もすんな
狼さんだって頑張ってんだから
ヒマだし付き合ってやるか

Da Da Da...

だけど全然似てないね
だいぶ無理あんね
リアクションに困るのは
ちょっとBaby

全然似てないね
だいぶ無理あんね
リアクションに困るから
もうちょっと似せといて

コスプレ・変装・特殊メイクから
ドンキで売ってるパーティグッズ
何でも良いけど
大事なのはまず気持ちだよね
騙す気あるの？

確かにそうだな
その努力は認めてあげよう
リスクも背負ってる
腹も減っててこれっきゃないって
思ったんだろうな
そりゃしゃあ無しか

でもこれじゃさすがに通用しないよね
業界厳しいからさ
子供のあたしも2度見したね
童謡の中で動揺したね

腹いっぱい食ってもいいけど
その分働かなきゃ詐欺だよな
今日は反省して次頑張ろうな
多分今日が最後だけどな

モノマネでもフェイクでもいい
ここまで来たら関係ないし
嘘の嘘まで
信じさせたらホンモノじゃん

だけど
全然似てないね
だいぶ無理あんね
リアクションに困るのは
ちょっとBaby

全然似てないね
だいぶ無理あんね
リアクションに困るから
もうちょっと似せといて

Da Da Da...

Little Red Riding Hood

There's a secluded path leading to the other side of the forest,
a straight road that everyone knows,
but this directionally challenged girl,
with wine and cake in hand, is going to Grandma's house.

She rings the doorbell, but it's fake,
fingerprint authentication takes only two seconds.
She kicks down the door and looks around the room,
and senses something fishy.

Wait a minute, this is...
Are you doing this?
You're completely going for it, huh?
From any angle, this is...
You're not Grandma, you're a wolf!

You're busted, you're busted!
You're totally busted!
You don't look like her at all!
Are you seriously trying to fool me with this?
Aren't you getting a little too cocky? Are you okay?

Oh, is this a prank?
Is that the deal?
Of course it is.
Okay, okay.
So, is the camera near the vase or behind the book?

I could end it right now,
but I kind of want to see it through.
Wolfy's putting in the effort,
I'm bored, I'll play along.

Da Da Da...

But you don't look like her at all.
You're really pushing it.
I'm struggling to react,
Baby.

You don't look like her at all.
You're really pushing it.
I'm struggling to react, so
try harder next time.

Cosplay, disguise, special makeup, anything
from those party supplies you get at Donki,
anything will do.
But the most important thing is your attitude.
Do you even believe you can fool me?

That's true, I'll give you that.
I'll give you credit for your effort.
You're taking risks.
You're hungry, and this is your only option.
I get it.
It's understandable.

But it's not gonna work, you're going to have to try harder.
The industry's tough.
Even a little girl like me would do a double-take.
I was thrown off in the nursery rhyme.

You can eat your fill, but
you're gonna have to work for it if you want to be legit.
Reflect on it today and do better next time.
Probably your last chance, though.

Imitation or fake, it doesn't matter anymore.
At this point, it's all about the game.
A lie within a lie,
if you can convince me it's real, it's real.

But
you don't look like her at all.
You're really pushing it.
I'm struggling to react,
Baby.

You don't look like her at all.
You're really pushing it.
I'm struggling to react, so
try harder next time.

Da Da Da...