Mullet - Wheatus , Schaffer The Darklord перевод на немецкий

Mullet

Straight from the barbershop
To the emergency room
I had to take the bus with Gus
All the way through

Dr. Spock, he said he's seen this before
But not since Ratt came to town
Go 'round and 'round
He said, "There's nothing I can do for you, boy"
It's too late, too late
But my brother's an attorney
If you're gonna press charges

Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel

I knew that I had to cut it
Just buzz it off and say fuck it
Party out back, vokuhila
Get me the fuck out of here

Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel

Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel

In the sixth century A.D.
Byzantine scholar Procopius wrote that some factions
Of young males wore their hair long at the back
And cut it short over the forehead
This non-Roman style was termed the 'hunnic'
Or in our modern tongue, 'hockey hair'

By fiscal year, 1987, 93 percent of young males
Grew their hair long only in the back and 97 percent
Listed the mullet as their hairstyle of choice
In calendar years, 1988, 1989, 1990 and 91
More humans wore mullets than any other hairstyle
Making the mullet the most
Proliferated aesthetic abomination
Of the last 1400 years

M-U-L-L-E-T
Help me!
Oh God!

Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel

Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel

Hockey hair (I knew that I had to cut it)
Soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair (just buzz it off and say fuck it)
Soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel

Hockey hair (party out back, vokuhila)
Soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair (get me the fuck outta here)
Soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel

Vokuhila

Direkt aus dem Friseurladen
In die Notaufnahme
Ich musste mit Gus den Bus nehmen
Den ganzen Weg durch

Dr. Spock sagte, er habe das schon mal gesehen
Aber nicht seit Ratt in der Stadt war
Dreh dich im Kreis
Er sagte: "Ich kann nichts für dich tun, Junge"
Es ist zu spät, zu spät
Aber mein Bruder ist Anwalt
Wenn du Anzeige erstatten willst

Hockeyhaar, Rockersofa, Sphinx, Sphinx
Bridge and Tunnel, Bridge and Tunnel
Hockeyhaar, Rockersofa, Sphinx, Sphinx
Bridge and Tunnel, Bridge and Tunnel
Hockeyhaar, Rockersofa, Sphinx, Sphinx
Bridge and Tunnel, Bridge and Tunnel

Ich wusste, ich muss es abschneiden
Einfach rasieren und scheiß drauf
Party hinterm Haus, Vokuhila
Hau mich bloß hier raus

Hockeyhaar, Rockersofa, Sphinx, Sphinx
Bridge and Tunnel, Bridge and Tunnel
Hockeyhaar, Rockersofa, Sphinx, Sphinx
Bridge and Tunnel, Bridge and Tunnel

Hockeyhaar, Rockersofa, Sphinx, Sphinx
Bridge and Tunnel, Bridge and Tunnel
Hockeyhaar, Rockersofa, Sphinx, Sphinx
Bridge and Tunnel, Bridge and Tunnel

Im 6. Jahrhundert n. Chr.
Schrieb der byzantinische Gelehrte Prokop, dass einige Gruppen
Junger Männer ihr Haar lang im Nacken trugen
Und kurz über der Stirn schnitten
Dieser nicht-römische Stil wurde "hunnisch" genannt
Oder in unserer Sprache "Hockeyhaar"

Bis zum Fiskaljahr 1987 trugen 93 Prozent der jungen Männer
Ihr Haar nur hinten lang und 97 Prozent
Nannten den Vokuhila als Wunschfrisur
In den Kalenderjahren 1988, 1989, 1990 und 91
Trugen mehr Menschen Vokuhilas als jeden anderen Haarschnitt
Was den Vokuhila zur am weitesten
Verbreiteten ästhetischen Entgleisung
Der letzten 1400 Jahre machte

V-O-K-U-H-I-L-A
Hilf mir!
Oh Gott!

Hockeyhaar, Rockersofa, Sphinx, Sphinx
Bridge and Tunnel, Bridge and Tunnel
Hockeyhaar, Rockersofa, Sphinx, Sphinx
Bridge and Tunnel, Bridge and Tunnel

Hockeyhaar, Rockersofa, Sphinx, Sphinx
Bridge and Tunnel, Bridge and Tunnel
Hockeyhaar, Rockersofa, Sphinx, Sphinx
Bridge and Tunnel, Bridge and Tunnel

Hockeyhaar (Ich wusste, ich muss es abschneiden)
Rockersofa, Sphinx, Sphinx
Bridge and Tunnel, Bridge and Tunnel
Hockeyhaar (Einfach rasieren und scheiß drauf)
Rockersofa, Sphinx, Sphinx
Bridge and Tunnel, Bridge and Tunnel

Hockeyhaar (Party hinterm Haus, Vokuhila)
Rockersofa, Sphinx, Sphinx
Bridge and Tunnel, Bridge and Tunnel
Hockeyhaar (Hau mich bloß hier raus)
Rockersofa, Sphinx, Sphinx
Bridge and Tunnel, Bridge and Tunnel