Текст и перевод песни Wohnout - Banany

Banany

Jó to bylo za mlada
Když kousnul sem si od hada
Jedem napuštěnýho banánu
No to byl tanec po ránu.
Hned pak já sem pochopil
To co je v jídle zdravej styl
A vyrazil jsem do krámu
Nakoupit deset kilo banánů
Prodavačka od rány,
Co na ní asi šly krámy
Nevrle odvětila mi
Že teď právě jí došly banány
A to sem nebyl rád
Teď bude žízeň bude hlad
Řekla mi je to nemilé
Jó časy sou zlé Kamile
Jó časy jsou zlé Kamile
Jó jo jajajaja
Jdu a nevim kudy kam
A jedno vim že unikam
Tam kde jsou volně konaný
Jó na férovku banány
A pohoda a klid je tam
A ve znaku žlutej banán
A maj tam jenom jediný
Jó banánový dějiny
Tak šel sem někam do háje
A vocitl se u ráje
A dveře byli zadřený
A všechny vokna zavřený
A venku seděl starej chlap
Věkem stopětašedesát
Bylo mu a tak neváhal
A bílou holí zamával
A řek mi ty si mladej kluk
Máš péro, rizzly, šíp a luk
Chtěl bych se heslo dovědět
Tak pokus se ho povědět
Tak řeknu, že znám jediný
Který mu řeknu bez viny
A to slovo jediný
A týká se tý byliny
A týká se tý byliny
Jó jo jajajaja
Tak poslal sem ho do háje
A rozkop dveře do ráje
A to co sem tam uviděl
Sem nikde nikdy neviděl
A nejen že by před námi
Rostly, byli i za námi
A všude kolem plantáže
A na nich žlutý banány
A pak sem se probudil
Řek si že blbej sen to byl
Že nikdy bych se po ránu
Nezakousnul do banánu
Když najednou slyšim mámu
Jak chce abych šel do krámu
Pro jabka a pár banánu
A dvě, tři štangle tvrdejch salámů
Tak co bych po ránu
Já neudělal pro mámu
Tak vstanu a jdu do krámu
Nakoupit deset kilo banánů
A tam jsem pochopil
Že tohle žádnej sen nebyl
Že na tý ženě od rány
Bylo vidět že má asi krámy
Bylo vidět že má asi krámy
Jó jo jajajaja
A tak sem si za branou
Já dal špeka a chyt žravou
Neměl jsem jinou vidinu
Než vysrat se na rodinu
Těch deset kilo banánů
A dvacet kilo banánů
A třicet kilo banánů
Já sežral sem v tu ránu.

Bananas

It was good when I was young
When I took a bite from the serpent
Of a pumped-up banana
Oh, what a dance it was in the morning.
Right then I understood
What a healthy style is in food
And I set off to the store
To buy ten kilos of bananas
The saleswoman, right away,
Who probably had her period
Grumpily replied to me
That she had just run out of bananas
And I wasn't happy about that
Now there will be thirst, there will be hunger
She told me it was unfortunate
Oh, times are bad, Kamila
Oh, times are bad, Kamila
Yo yo jajajaja
I go and I don't know where
And one thing I know is that I'm escaping
To where they are freely held
Yeah, fair-trade bananas
And there is peace and quiet there
And a yellow banana in the coat of arms
And they only have one thing there
Yeah, banana history
So I went somewhere to the woods
And found myself at the gates of paradise
And the doors were jammed
And all the windows were closed
And an old man sat outside
One hundred and sixty years old
He was, and so he didn't hesitate
And waved his white cane
And told me you're a young guy
You have a dick, Rizlas, an arrow and a bow
I'd like to know the password
So try to say it
So I'll say that I know only one
Which I'll tell him without guilt
And that one word
And it concerns that herb
And it concerns that herb
Yo yo jajajaja
So I sent him to the woods
And kicked open the doors to paradise
And what I saw there
I've never seen anywhere else
And not only were they in front of us
They were also behind us
And plantations all around
And yellow bananas on them
And then I woke up
Told myself it was a stupid dream
That I would never in the morning
Bite into a banana
When suddenly I hear my mom
Wanting me to go to the store
For apples and a few bananas
And two, three sticks of hard salami
So what would I do in the morning
For my mom
So I get up and go to the store
To buy ten kilos of bananas
And there I understood
That this was no dream
That on that woman, right away
You could see she probably had her period
You could see she probably had her period
Yo yo jajajaja
And so outside the gate
I ate bacon and caught the munchies
I had no other vision
Than to shit on my family
Those ten kilos of bananas
And twenty kilos of bananas
And thirty kilos of bananas
I ate them right away.