You Try Toothpaste But It Doesn't Work

1 Your Breath Isn't Minty Fresh
2 You Try Toothpaste But It Doesn't Work
3 You Run Into the Weird Kid At School
4 He Shoves a Stick of Gum Into Your Mouth
5 He Says Your Breath Wasn't Minty, But It Is Now
6 So Long, Unfresh Breath
7 But Suddenly You're On Top of an Ice Capped Mountain
8 You're Nekkid Too
9 This Is Probably It For You
10 You Decide To Never Chew Five Gum Again