1 I Eat Ass on Wednesdays (Support the Troops)
2 Quarantine and Chill
3 Flat Earth Ice Wall
4 Who Me? but I'm Nothing but a Coal Miner's Daughter!
5 Short Hair Metallica Albums Make Me Horny
6 Pool Is Closed Due to My Hot Ass and Also Stingrays
7 Gay Rattlesnake
8 This Probably Isn't a Cry for Help but Who Really Knows