Текст и перевод песни Zambayonny - Las Tres Cosas de la Vida (En Vivo)

Las Tres Cosas de la Vida (En Vivo)

Poder, angustia y torta frita,
Putas revienta y soledad,
Mierda, dinero y tocesita,
Fama, poronga y cha cha cha
Suerte, trabajo y trasplantado,
Genio, cagon y tartamudo,
Esposa, casita y aburrido,
Descartable, bonito y pelotudo,

Tenes que elegir mi amor,
Todo no se puede tener,

Si te cojen no te pagan,
Si te pagan ya sos puta,
Si sos puta te difaman,
Y enseguida te disfrutan,
Y te ponen como ejemplo
Cuando hablen de chupadas,
Cuando alguno dice gata,
O cuando hablen de ponerlo

Elegante, pijudo y descocido,
Sodero, familiero y cagador,
Exitoso, culo roto y buen amigo,
Maloliente, independiente y vividor,
Inmortal, impotente y pesimista,
Traga sable, pinchado y ganador,
Rengo, inteligente y peronista,
Maricotas, discreto y rock and roll,

Vs tenes que elegir mi amor,
Todo no se puede tener,

Si no te clavas un vino,
O no te fumas un chino,
No estas ni descinnibido, ni gracioso,
Ni encendido,
Sin embargo al otro dia,
Te cagaste la barriga,
La cabeza y la comida te hacen
Vomitar la vida,

Madrugador, poderoso y vende patria,
Berga floja, musculito y celular,
Manda parte, pedante y oligarca,
Pelo largo, ropa limpia y siempre mal,
Pelado, choto y papa frita,
Ansioso, merquero y pijaflor,
Uruguayo, verdulero y mentalista,
Divertido, pervertido y bufarron,

Vs tenes que elegir mi amor,
Todo no se puede tener,

Si tenes una muñeca,
Que te besa y te cocina,
Olvidate de otra tetas,
De otros culos,
De otras minas,
De tus planes de soltero,
Que en verdad nunca ocurrieron,
Aunque vivas prisionero
De creerte la mentira

Alcholico, simpatico y gerente,
Cabezon, conocido y mal cojido,
Pegador, analfabeto y buena suerte,
Estudioso, coje poco y mal nacido,
Patotero, rompe huevo y linda novia,
Rellenito, intelectual y marca paso,
Religioso, podereso y claustrofobia,
Pobre tipo, muy feliz y sin un brazo,

Tenes que elegir mi amor,
Todo no se puede tener,

Si te gusta la fiestita,
Te hace falta algo de gita,
Se consigue laburando,
Ya te veo madrugando,
Bostesando doce y media
Y las trolas ni llegaron,
Te vas a dormir temprano,
Te pajeas, te bañas y mañana
Te contamos

Boludon, sabelotodo y fan de barsky,
Reventado, interesante y secretetito,
Desprendido, millonario y super nazi,
Ventajero, dominado y bañadito,
Voluntarioso, sin talento y convencido,
Coje reinas, chupa pija y linda letra,
Desdichado, con salud y buenos vinos,
Gordo puto, premio nobel y con tetas

Tenes que elegir mi amor,
Todo no se puede tener,

Si te perfilas de artista,
Y soñas con la vitrola,
Estudia algo por las dudas,
Que la vocacion se joda,
Que esta lleo de boludas,
Recibidas de señoras,
Con el titulo en la concha
Refregandote las bolas,

Tenes que elegir mi amor,
Todo, todo, todo, todo, todo, todo, todo, todo, todo, todo, todo no se puedeeee teneeerrr

The Three Things in Life (Live)

Power, anguish and fried cake,
Whores, blowouts and loneliness,
Shit, money and a little cough,
Fame, dick and cha cha cha
Luck, work and transplant,
Genius, coward and stutterer,
Wife, little house and boredom,
Disposable, pretty and stupid,

You have to choose my love,
You can't have it all,

If they fuck you, they don't pay you,
If they pay you, you're already a whore,
If you're a whore, they defame you,
And they enjoy you right away,
And they set you as an example
When they talk about blowjobs,
When someone says "gold digger",
Or when they talk about "putting it in"

Elegant, posh and unhinged,
Soda jerk, family man and shit talker,
Successful, ass-kisser and good friend,
Smelly, independent and bon vivant,
Immortal, impotent and pessimistic,
Sword swallower, skinny and winner,
Lame, intelligent and Peronist,
Faggots, discreet and rock and roll,

You have to choose my love,
You can't have it all,

If you don't slam a wine,
Or smoke a joint,
You're not uninhibited, nor funny,
Nor turned on,
However, the next day,
You shit your guts out,
Your head and the food make you
Vomit life,

Swearing, powerful and sells his homeland,
Limp dick, muscleman and cell phone,
Bossy, arrogant and oligarch,
Long hair, clean clothes and always bad,
Bald, dickless and french fries,
Anxious, drug dealer and womanizer,
Uruguayan, greengrocer and mentalist,
Funny, perverted and loudmouth,

You have to choose my love,
You can't have it all,

If you have a doll,
Who kisses and cooks for you,
Forget about other tits,
Other asses,
Other women,
Your bachelor plans,
Which never really happened,
Even if you live a prisoner
Of believing the lie

Alcoholic, nice and manager,
Big-headed, well-known and bad lay,
Hitter, illiterate and good luck,
Studious, fucks little and badly born,
Gangster, troublemaker and pretty girlfriend,
Chubby, intellectual and slow walker,
Religious, powerful and claustrophobic,
Poor guy, very happy and with one arm,

You have to choose my love,
You can't have it all,

If you like the little party,
You need some dough,
You get it by working,
I can see you waking up early,
Yawning at half past twelve
And the whores didn't even arrive,
You're going to sleep early,
You jerk off, you shower and tomorrow
We'll tell you

Big balls, know-it-all and Barsky fan,
Busted, interesting and secretive,
Detached, millionaire and super Nazi,
Opportunistic, dominated and squeaky clean,
Willing, untalented and convinced,
Fucks queens, sucks dick and nice handwriting,
Unfortunate, healthy and good wines,
Fat faggot, Nobel Prize winner with tits

You have to choose my love,
You can't have it all,

If you fancy yourself an artist,
And dream of the gramophone,
Study something just in case,
The vocation is fucked,
It's full of stupid girls,
Graduated ladies,
With their degree in their pussy
Rubbing your balls,

You have to choose my love,
Everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything can't be haaaad