Текст и перевод песни Zeca Pagodinho - Normas da Casa (Live At Citibank Hall, Rio de Janeiro (RJ), Brazil/2009)

Normas da Casa (Live At Citibank Hall, Rio de Janeiro (RJ), Brazil/2009)

Normas da Casa
Dá próxima vez que quiser me visitar avisa, vai lá, mas avisa
Porque vou as normas da casa mudar.
Quem não for amigo só entra de crachá pra moralizar vou ter que mudar
Dá próxima vez que quiser me visitar avisa, vai lá, mas avisa
Porque vou as normas da casa mudar.
Quem não for amigo só entra de crachá pra moralizar vou ter que mudar
Dessa vez foi demais você trouxe a família da sua vizinha comadre, compadre cunhada e madrinha.
Fizeram uma zorra lá no meu quintal total
Sanfona viola cavaco pandeiro, rolou o samba, forró, hip hop de tudo por lá
Babou, chegaram bem na hora que eu ia almoçar
Colou, quando eu falei servido um já estava em meu lugar
Sujou, comeram e beberam quase tudo, que povo mal educado lá foi meu frango com quiabo
Que horror, zoaram o dia todo e ninguém tinha disciplina
Sujou, criança velho e jovem se jogaram na piscina
Bastou, quando a farra acabou já era noite não deu mais pra me segurar, mandei todo mundo vazar.
Dá próxima vez que quiser me visitar avisa, vai lá, mas avisa
Porque vou as normas da casa mudar.
Quem não for amigo só entra de crachá pra moralizar vou ter que mudar
Dessa vez foi demais você trouxe a família da sua vizinha comadre, compadre cunhada e madrinha.
Fizeram uma zorra lá no meu quintal total
Sanfona viola cavaco pandeiro, rolou o samba, forró, hip hop de tudo por la.
Babou, chegaram bem na hora que eu ia almoçar
Colou, quando eu falei servido um já estava em meu lugar
Sujou, comeram e beberam quase tudo, que povo mal educado lá foi meu frango com quiabo
Que horror, zoaram o dia todo e ninguém tinha disciplina
Sujou, criança, velho e jovem se jogaram na piscina
Bastou quando a farra acabou já era noite não deu mais pra me segurar, mandei todo mundo vazar.
No dia seguinte fui fazer faxina caramba quase que enfartei
De tanta sujeira na minha piscina que a mãe de quem foi lá xinguei
Osso de galinha, pilha, dentadura, peruca, garrafa, carvão, lotado de cerveja, maiô, camisinha, e uma cueca samba canção.
Bolinha de gude, chapinha cabelo a água tão amarelada tava na cara que ali foi banheiro desaperto da rapaziada
Não diz que é mentira foi tudo filmado, só pra você dou perdão
Porém sua turma me deixou bolado nunca mais, nem no portão ah não!
Dá próxima vez quiser me visitar avisa...

House Rules (Live At Citibank Hall, Rio de Janeiro (RJ), Brazil/2009)

House Rules
Next time you wanna visit me, let me know, go ahead, but let me know
Because I'm gonna change the rules of the house.
Anyone who's not a friend will only get in with a badge, I'm gonna have to change things up.
Next time you wanna visit me, let me know, go ahead, but let me know
Because I'm gonna change the rules of the house.
Anyone who's not a friend will only get in with a badge, I'm gonna have to change things up.
This time was too much, you brought your neighbor's family, godmother, godfather, sister-in-law, and godmother.
They made a mess in my backyard.
Accordion, guitar, ukulele, tambourine, there was samba, forró, hip hop, everything.
Damn, they arrived right when I was gonna eat
They sat down, and before I could say "help yourself," one of them was already in my seat.
They got food all over the place, they ate and drank almost everything, that rude bunch finished off my chicken with okra
What a nightmare, they partied all day and nobody had any discipline
Kids, old people, and young people all jumped in the pool
Enough, when the party was over, it was already night and I couldn't take it anymore, I threw everybody out.
Next time you wanna visit me, let me know, go ahead, but let me know
Because I'm gonna change the rules of the house.
Anyone who's not a friend will only get in with a badge, I'm gonna have to change things up.
This time was too much, you brought your neighbor's family, godmother, godfather, sister-in-law, and godmother.
They made a mess in my backyard.
Accordion, guitar, ukulele, tambourine, there was samba, forró, hip hop, everything.
Damn, they arrived right when I was gonna eat
They sat down, and before I could say "help yourself," one of them was already in my seat.
They got food all over the place, they ate and drank almost everything, that rude bunch finished off my chicken with okra
What a nightmare, they partied all day and nobody had any discipline
Kids, old people, and young people all jumped in the pool
Enough, when the party was over, it was already night and I couldn't take it anymore, I threw everybody out.
The next day I went to clean up, damn, I almost had a heart attack
There was so much junk in my pool that I cursed their mothers
Chicken bones, batteries, dentures, wigs, bottles, charcoal, beer cans, swimsuits, condoms, and a pair of boxer briefs.
Marbles, hair straighteners, the water was so yellow you could tell they'd used it as a bathroom
Don't say I'm lying, it was all on film, I'm only forgiving you because it was you
But your crew pissed me off, they're never coming back, not even to the gate.
Next time you wanna visit me, let me know...