Текст и перевод песни Zeca Pagodinho - Normas Da Casa - Live MTV 2009

Normas Da Casa - Live MTV 2009

Da próxima vez que quiser me visitar avisa, vai lá, mas avisa
Porque vou as normas da casa mudar
Quem não for amigo só entra de crachá
Pra moralizar
Vou ter que mudar
Dá próxima vez, vem

(Da próxima vez que quiser me visitar avisa, vai lá, mas avisa)
Porque vou as normas da casa mudar
Quem não for amigo só entra de crachá
(Pra moralizar)
(Vou ter que mudar)

Dessa vez foi demais
Você trouxe a família da sua vizinha
Comadre, compadre, cunhada e madrinha
Fizeram uma zorra lá no meu quintal, total

Sanfona, viola, cavaco, pandeiro
Rolou o samba, forró, hip hop de tudo por lá
(Babou), chegaram bem na hora que eu ia almoçar
(Que horror), quando eu falei servido um já estava em meu lugar
(Sujou), comeram e beberam quase tudo, que povo mal educado
Lá foi meu frango com quiabo

(Que horror), zoaram o dia todo e ninguém tinha disciplina
(Sujou), criança, velho e jovem se jogavam na piscina
(Bastou), quando a farra acabou já era noite, mandei todo mundo vazar
Da próxima vez

(Da próxima vez que quiser me visitar avisa, vai lá, mas avisa)
Quem não for amigo só entra de crachá
(Pra moralizar)
(Vou ter que mudar)

Dessa vez foi demais
Você trouxe a família da sua vizinha
Comadre, compadre, cunhada e madrinha
Fizeram uma zona lá no meu quintal, total

Sanfona, viola, cavaco, pandeiro
Rolou o samba, forró, hip hop de tudo por lá
(Babou), chegaram bem na hora que eu ia almoçar
(Que horror), quando eu falei servido um já estava em meu lugar
(Sujou), comeram e beberam quase tudo, que povo mal educado
Lá foi meu frango com quiabo

(Que horror), zoaram o dia todo e ninguém tinha disciplina
(Sujou), criança, velho e jovem se jogavam na piscina
(Bastou), quando a farra acabou já era noite, mandei todo mundo vazar

No dia seguinte fui fazer faxina
Caramba, quase que enfartei
De tanta sujeira na minha piscina
A mãe de quem foi lá xinguei
Osso de galinha, pilha, dentadura, peruca, garrafa, carvão,
Lotado de cerveja, maiô, camisinha, e uma cueca samba canção
Bolinha de gude, chapinha, cabelo a água tão amarelada
Estava na cara que ali foi banheiro, desaperto da rapaziada
Não diz que é mentira, foi tudo filmado, só pra você dou perdão
Porém sua turma me deixou bolado nunca mais, nem no portão, ah não

(Da próxima vez que quiser me visitar avisa, mas avisa)

Normas Da Casa - Live MTV 2009

Next time you want to visit me, honey, let me know, but do let me know
Because I'm going to change the rules of the house, you see
Only those who are real friends will enter with a badge
To improve the decorum
I'm going to have to make some changes
Next time, come on over, honey

(Next time you want to visit me, honey, let me know, but do let me know)
Because I'm going to change the rules of the house, you see
Only those who are real friends will enter with a badge
(To improve the decorum)
(I'm going to have to make some changes)

This time, it was too much
You brought your neighbor's whole family with you
The godmother, the godfather, the sister-in-law, and the godmother
They made a mess in my backyard, and it's really not cool

Accordions, guitars, banjos, tambourines
There was samba, forró, hip hop, everything under the sun
(My goodness), they showed up right when I was about to eat
(Oh no), when I said it was served, one of them was already in my seat
(They made a mess), they ate and drank almost everything, such rude people
There went my chicken and okra

(Oh no), they partied all day and nobody had any discipline
(They made a mess), children, old people, and young people were all jumping in the pool
(That's it), when the party was over and it was night, I told everyone to leave
Next time, honey

(Next time you want to visit me, honey, let me know, but do let me know)
Only those who are real friends will enter with a badge
(To improve the decorum)
(I'm going to have to make some changes)

This time, it was too much
You brought your neighbor's whole family with you
The godmother, the godfather, the sister-in-law, and the godmother
They made a mess in my backyard, and it's really not cool

Accordions, guitars, banjos, tambourines
There was samba, forró, hip hop, everything under the sun
(My goodness), they showed up right when I was about to eat
(Oh no), when I said it was served, one of them was already in my seat
(They made a mess), they ate and drank almost everything, such rude people
There went my chicken and okra

(Oh no), they partied all day and nobody had any discipline
(They made a mess), children, old people, and young people were all jumping in the pool
(That's it), when the party was over and it was night, I told everyone to leave

The next day I went to clean up
My goodness, I almost had a heart attack
From all the dirt in my pool
I cursed at the mothers of those who were there
Chicken bones, batteries, dentures, wigs, bottles, charcoal,
Full of beer, swimsuits, condoms, and a samba-style swimsuit
Marbles, hair straighteners, hair, the water so yellow
It was obvious that someone had relieved themselves there, a prank from the young ones
Don't say it's a lie, it was all filmed, I'll forgive you just this once
But your friends have made me mad, never again, not even at the gate, oh no

(Next time you want to visit me, honey, but do let me know)