Текст и перевод песни Zeca Pagodinho - Normas Da Casa

Normas Da Casa

Normas da Casa
Dá próxima vez que quiser me visitar avisa, vai lá, mas avisa
Porque vou as normas da casa mudar.
Quem não for amigo só entra de crachá pra moralizar vou ter que mudar
Dá próxima vez que quiser me visitar avisa, vai lá, mas avisa
Porque vou as normas da casa mudar.
Quem não for amigo só entra de crachá pra moralizar vou ter que mudar
Dessa vez foi demais você trouxe a família da sua vizinha comadre, compadre cunhada e madrinha.
Fizeram uma zorra lá no meu quintal total
Sanfona viola cavaco pandeiro, rolou o samba, forró, hip hop de tudo por lá
Babou, chegaram bem na hora que eu ia almoçar
Colou, quando eu falei servido um já estava em meu lugar
Sujou, comeram e beberam quase tudo, que povo mal educado lá foi meu frango com quiabo
Que horror, zoaram o dia todo e ninguém tinha disciplina
Sujou, criança velho e jovem se jogaram na piscina
Bastou, quando a farra acabou já era noite não deu mais pra me segurar, mandei todo mundo vazar.
Dá próxima vez que quiser me visitar avisa, vai lá, mas avisa
Porque vou as normas da casa mudar.
Quem não for amigo só entra de crachá pra moralizar vou ter que mudar
Dessa vez foi demais você trouxe a família da sua vizinha comadre, compadre cunhada e madrinha.
Fizeram uma zorra lá no meu quintal total
Sanfona viola cavaco pandeiro, rolou o samba, forró, hip hop de tudo por la.
Babou, chegaram bem na hora que eu ia almoçar
Colou, quando eu falei servido um já estava em meu lugar
Sujou, comeram e beberam quase tudo, que povo mal educado lá foi meu frango com quiabo
Que horror, zoaram o dia todo e ninguém tinha disciplina
Sujou, criança, velho e jovem se jogaram na piscina
Bastou quando a farra acabou já era noite não deu mais pra me segurar, mandei todo mundo vazar.
No dia seguinte fui fazer faxina caramba quase que enfartei
De tanta sujeira na minha piscina que a mãe de quem foi lá xinguei
Osso de galinha, pilha, dentadura, peruca, garrafa, carvão, lotado de cerveja, maiô, camisinha, e uma cueca samba canção.
Bolinha de gude, chapinha cabelo a água tão amarelada tava na cara que ali foi banheiro desaperto da rapaziada
Não diz que é mentira foi tudo filmado, só pra você dou perdão
Porém sua turma me deixou bolado nunca mais, nem no portão ah não!
Dá próxima vez quiser me visitar avisa...

Rules of the House

Rules of the House
Next time you want to visit me, give me a heads up, go on, give me a heads up
Because I'm going to change the rules of the house.
Anyone who's not a friend can only come in with a badge, I'm going to have to change this to keep things respectable
Next time you want to visit me, give me a heads up, go on, give me a heads up
Because I'm going to change the rules of the house.
Anyone who's not a friend can only come in with a badge, I'm going to have to change this to keep things respectable
This time was too much, you brought your neighbor's family, comadre, compadre, sister-in-law, and godmother.
They made a huge mess in my backyard
Accordion, guitar, cavaquinho, tambourine, there was samba, forró, hip hop, everything
They showed up right when I was about to have lunch
They sat down, and when I said "help yourself," someone was already in my seat
They made a mess, they ate and drank almost everything, what rude people, they ate my chicken with okra
What a nightmare, they partied all day and no one had any discipline
They made a mess, kids, old people, and young people jumped in the pool
Enough, when the party was over, it was already night, I couldn't take it anymore, I told everyone to leave.
Next time you want to visit me, give me a heads up, go on, give me a heads up
Because I'm going to change the rules of the house.
Anyone who's not a friend can only come in with a badge, I'm going to have to change this to keep things respectable
This time was too much, you brought your neighbor's family, comadre, compadre, sister-in-law, and godmother.
They made a huge mess in my backyard
Accordion, guitar, cavaquinho, tambourine, there was samba, forró, hip hop, everything
They showed up right when I was about to have lunch
They sat down, and when I said "help yourself," someone was already in my seat
They made a mess, they ate and drank almost everything, what rude people, they ate my chicken with okra
What a nightmare, they partied all day and no one had any discipline
They made a mess, kids, old people, and young people jumped in the pool
Enough, when the party was over, it was already night, I couldn't take it anymore, I told everyone to leave.
The next day I went to clean up, damn, I almost had a heart attack
There was so much dirt in my pool, I cursed the mothers of everyone who was there
Chicken bones, batteries, dentures, wigs, bottles, charcoal, full of beer, swimsuits, condoms, and a pair of samba canção underwear.
Marbles, hair straighteners, the water was so yellow, it was obvious that someone had used it as a toilet
Don't pretend it's not true, it was all filmed, just for you, I'll forgive you
But your group pissed me off, never again, not even at the gate, oh no!
Next time you want to visit me, give me a heads up...