Текст и перевод песни Zverina feat. Supa - Prezident

Prezident

Keby som bol prezident ihneď by som znížil dane,
Inšpiroval by som nezamestnaných na podnikanie.
Vyčlenil by som zo štátnej kasy aspoň milión
A celú krajinu by som pozval na pivo.

Každý politik by musel začať jazdiť v MHD,
Každý pracujúci človek by vlastnil BMW.
Zrušil by som jar, jeseň, zimu nechal iba leto,
Baby by chodili hore bez - bolo by teplo.

Legalizoval by som trávu viac ako Holandsko,
Okamžite by sme zbohatli ako Švajčiarsko.
Nechal by som rómov na východe trávu pestovať,
Prestali by kradnúť zemiaky- začali pracovať.

Na prezidentský palác by som dal dať grafity,
Aby že sme moderní videli aj v zahraničí.
Ak by som bol prezident život by bol krásny,
Každý deň by bola na námestí veľká swinger's party.

Chcem-byť-pre-zi-dent!
Budem ten najlepší, volte mňa!
Chcem-byť-pre-zi-dent!
Všetko čo budeš chcieť - môžeš mať!
Chcem-byť-pre-zi-dent!
Keď ma zvolíš - nebudeš ľutovať!
Chcem-byť-pre-zi-dent!
A dokonca viem aj rozprávať!

Hm, ľudia sa z prezidenta smejú chcem byť diktátor.
Na 100 bankovke bude zobrazený vibrátor.
Všade je korupcia nie je možné vyhrať voľby,
Treba zaútočiť na parlament násilím.

A ja vám sľubujem, že v božom mene znásilním,
Tu špinu demokraciu ani nenasliním.
Ak chceš byt moje Hipster Jugend,
Armádna uniforma nesmie vyznieť nudne.

A čo s tým Talianskom,
Ak chcete more, tak ja zaútočím na tankoch a presťahujem talianov sem.
Válať sa na pláží a sen všetkých Slovákov,
Chudobných aj boháčov nechám snívať sen.

Nech si nevšímajú čo robím na jachtách a chatách,
Vilách a privátnych večierkoch s ostatnými diktátormi po nociach.
Máme sa riadne dobre - hráme ruletu o štátne lóve, myslím tým o vaše lóve, ha - neskončíme kým nebudú žiadne lóve, ah!

Chcem-byť-pre-zi-dent!
Budem ten najlepší, volte mňa!
Chcem-byť-pre-zi-dent!
Všetko čo budeš chcieť - môžeš mať!
Chcem-byť-pre-zi-dent!
Keď ma zvolíš - nebudeš ľutovať!
Chcem-byť-pre-zi-dent!
A dokonca viem aj rozprávať!

President

If I were president straight away I would cut taxes,
I would inspire the unemployed to start a business.
I would allocate at least one million from the state treasury
And I would invite the entire country out for a drink.

Each politician would have to start riding public transport,
Every working person would have their own BMW.
I would do away with spring, autumn, leave winter and summer,
The women would walk around topless - it would be warm.

I would legalize weed more than Holland,
We would immediately become rich like Switzerland.
I would let the Roma grow grass in the east,
They would stop stealing potatoes - they would start work.

I would have graffiti put on the presidential palace,
So that abroad too the can see that we are modern.
If I were president life would be wonderful,
There would be a big swinger's party on the square every day.

I-want-to-be-a-prez-i-dent
I will be the best, vote for me!
I-want-to-be-a-prez-i-dent
You can have anything you want!
I-want-to-be-a-prez-i-dent!
You won't regret choosing me!
I-want-to-be-a-prez-i-dent!
And I can even talk!

Hmm, people laugh at the President - I want to be a dictator.
A dildo will be displayed on the 100-euro banknote.
There is corruption everywhere - it's impossible to win an election,
The parliament must be attacked by force.

And I promise to rape you in the name of God,
I won't even rape this filthy democracy.
If you want to be my hipster youth,
An army uniform must not be boring.

And what about Italy?
If you want the sea, I will attack them with tanks and force the Italians to come here.
Lazing about on the beach is every Slovak's dream,
Let both the poor and the rich dream a dream.

Let them ignore what I do on my yachts and in my lodges,
Villas and private parties all night with other dictators.
We're having a good time - we gamble on state loot, I mean on your loot, ha - we won't finish until there's no loot at all, ah!

I-want-to-be-a-prez-i-dent
I will be the best, vote for me!
I-want-to-be-a-prez-i-dent
You can have anything you want!
I-want-to-be-a-prez-i-dent!
You won't regret choosing me!
I-want-to-be-a-prez-i-dent!
And I can even talk!